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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Mature Discussion (leave all joking at the door)

« on: August 04, 2009, 02:14:27 PM »

That's the stupidest god[darn] thing I ever heard. Any normalthinking Patriotic American would have their brains saved in a jar until they could be brought to life and other Futurama references.

If you would like, I could decapitate you and put your end in a jar so you could live for more than a thousand years. I'll probably do it wrong, and you'll die instantly though.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Mature Discussion (leave all joking at the door)

« on: August 03, 2009, 10:29:46 PM »

Isn't this being taken a tad seriously for a troll thread? Sure, the subject matter is heavy, but... yeah.

I would rather be flash-frozen and put into suspended animation like Walt Disney or Michael Jackson. I'd be thawed out in the year 2525 to see if Zager and Evans were right.

But really, I disagree not only with the initial proposal, but with the concept of euthenasia/"assisted suicide" in its entirety. No amount of pain can justify death.

You do realize that Walt Disney wasn't actually cryogenicly frozen? He's dead.

Abortion is actually worse than my idea. Think about it. Killing embryos (potential life) is way worse than killing the severely retarded (potential nothing).

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Mature Discussion (leave all joking at the door)

« on: August 03, 2009, 07:59:53 PM »

Imagine this scenario:you have suffered a major head injury, and now you are basically useless. You can't even think. Would you rather have your family let you die, or would you rather have them waste all their money in a vain attempt at keeping you alive?

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Mature Discussion (leave all joking at the door)

« on: August 03, 2009, 07:10:47 PM »

Obvious troll is obvious.

I'm not a troll. You just can't recognize genius.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Mature Discussion (leave all joking at the door)

« on: August 03, 2009, 07:06:45 PM »

Should we kill severely retarded people? I don't mean the regular retard people (i.e. most of the members here). I mean the low functioning ones that can't even move or feed themselves. We could cook them, and feed them to the millions of people who are starving worldwide. They are only a burden on the world. The money spend on keeping them alive could be spent on something useful.

What are your comments on my idea?

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: August 02, 2009, 06:13:01 PM »

I'm the health inspector. I see that you have violated many health rules. The ceiling is full of dead rats. I'm going to confiscate your license, and burn down this bar. Everyone else can visit my restaurant.

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Forum Games / marioguy's restaurant

« on: August 02, 2009, 06:09:36 PM »

I'm the famous chef marioguy, and this is my restaurant. Have a seat and order something, and I'll serve ya!

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General Chat / Re: New/Returning Members Post Here!

« on: July 29, 2009, 03:04:45 PM »

I see this place is as crappy as ever.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Homosexuality and Same-Sex Marriage

« on: July 29, 2009, 12:32:40 AM »

I say we should be allowed to marry whoever we want to. If I want to marry my dad and my dog, you have no right to get in my way.

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General Chat / Re: New/Returning Members Post Here!

« on: July 29, 2009, 12:23:01 AM »

I have returned. You may now bow down to me.

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General Chat / Re: Deezer is in his thirties.

« on: July 29, 2009, 12:21:04 AM »

He should change his name to Geezer.