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Mario Maniac

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« on: May 18, 2002, 11:10:21 PM »
I just thought of a great topic, we all create fake game secrets (I got the inspiration from reading that "Super Luigi 64" post...)

Paper Mario secrets:
How to get the "Crap Cap" by beating Kent C. Koopa...
-First, use the FireBlaster on Kent C., making him paralyzed.
-Next, use Sushi's Toilet Flush (acquired after you rescue the 7 Baby Spinies from Gannondorf's Castle).
-Next, use a Sharp Needle and plunge it through Kent C.'s leg, giving him lead poisoning.
-Finally, activate one of the Star Spirits (prefferaby Stinky) and use his special "Sink Bomb" move.
-Kent C. should die after a few attacks--giving you the "Crappy Cap"...but you MUST do them in THAT ORDER, or else the trick will not work and Kent C. will toss a bunch of Spiked Hammers at you!

Super Smash Bros.:
How to get the secret "Microsoft" level...
-First, beat the game 2 times using all of the original characters, in any order.
-Next, go to the "Break the Targets" mode and beat that 2 times with Mario, 5 times with Link, 14 times with Kirby, and 20 times with
Yoshi...
-Finally, go back to the "1 Player" mode and move the cursor around the screen COUNTER-clockwise for a full 360 degrees.
-The secret "Microsoft" stage will be available in "Versus Mode"--replacing the Random Box.

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins:
How to play as Luigi...
-First, go to Turtle Zone and beat the secret stage over 20 times without getting hit by ANYTHING...
-Next, go to the Lottery Cave and spend all your coins on the 999C slot machine. You must get 50 1-UPS or else the trick will fail... Do this again for about 5 more times.
-Next, go to Wario's Castle and beat him(Wario) about 10 times without getting hit by ANYTHING...
-Finally, go to the Hippo Stage (the course that leads to Space Zone) and collect ALL THE COINS!
-Luigi will be waiting for you at the "GOAL" Bell. Ring the bell by flying into it with the HippoBubble and you should be able to play as Luigi!

If any of you can think of some more FAKE cheats, please post them here!

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 5/18/2002 10:15:07 PM
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2002, 05:57:41 PM »
How to play as Sonic and Tails in Luigi's Mansion:
First Beat the game. Then beat it a second time. Then play on the hidden mansion and find ALL of the treasures. Then Wario's ghost will appear(oh yes after you beat the hidden mansion Mario will stab Wario in the back with a rusty nail about 3,000,000,000,000 times.) and stuff Luigi's nose int to the vacuum. He will then catch on fire, get real wet, then freeze. Lastly, go to the main room(where you entered) Prof E. Gadd will be waiting for you. He will tell you that your GBH has a special function to it. He then will kick Luigi in the butt and press a button on the GBH which will suck him into the vacuum and let Sonic and Tails out of it. the will then proceed to burn the vacuum. It then makes your game cube blow up sending the disc flying at you. Duck and run for it. The disc has a homeing capibility like a red shell from Mario Kart. Thro carrots tomatoes and other delicious veggies at the disc(it will make a nice salad with lettuce by the way.) Then repiece your game cube and stick the disc back in. The title will change to Sonic's Mansion. It will include a death match similar to that in Conker's Bad Fur day. Have fun with it!
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2002, 07:57:49 PM »
Mario's "Barking Spider Attack" in Super Smash Bros. Melee:
Go to practice mode and select Mario as your character.  Select your item as any food and make Mario eat 157 of them.  Mario will groan and start rubbing his stomach.  If you press the L,R, and Z button at the some time, Mario will turn around, bend over, and let out a healthy TOOT! that takes 50% damage and stuns the opponet and causes Mario to blush.  Exit practice mode and you will recieve the "Barking Spider Trophy". Now you can use this move any time.

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!
I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?

« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2002, 08:30:23 PM »
Final Character: The Stinky Cheese Man
Play Adventure Mode on Super-de-Deuper Hard mode(this is obtained by beating the Giga Bowser Boss 4267.98 times)The stinky Cheese Man will appear in the lower right hand corner and say "Toasty!" Every time someone gets an uppercut to the jaw(which will be you most of the time.) After beating that mode, Stinky Cheese Man will appear. He will attack with a "Fragrant Belch", "Putrid Armpit Raise", and will assume the karate position of "The Lighted Fart". His other attack is like Mario's Fire Palm except that it comes out of his er....uh...Hiney. If and when you beat him, a message will appear Stating:
" The Man made entirely out of Linburgher Cheese,with Olive eyes, and a bacon Smile,is now yours to control."
Attacks:
Smash:"Fragrant Belch"
B:"Hiney Blast"
Up+B:"The Lighted Fart"
Down+B:"Putrid Armpit Raise"
Tips his Lighted Fart is a great move, but when doing it there is a 56.35617% Chance that every one else will drop dead, which is your chance to knock them off. Fully charged his Hiney Blast will blast any one off the screen. Playing as him will do 1% damage every thirteen seconds. Have fun with him

If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2002, 08:41:16 PM »
Another New Move for Super Smash Bros. Melee: Link's "Raging Vomit Attack"
Now that Link is an adult, it's time he started acting like one.  Taunt in any game mode, as Adult Link 197.401 times.  Half-way through the taunt Link will say " Nuts with this!" and will pull out a bottle of hooch.  After downing the bottle of sweet, sweet booze, Link will turn green, heave, and vomit in a violent rage on his opponet, scoring an instant victory and giving Link an instant hang-over. You will then recieve the "Bottle of Hooch" and the "Raging Vomit" trophy. WARNING: Do not attempt this move in real live because you will probly wet yourself, fall down a flight of stairs, and wake up in a dumpster next to a bum reeking of cheese and sulfer.

If you''re happy and you know it, say a swear!
I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?

« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2002, 09:49:23 PM »
How to play as Manic-Depressive Mario:
After beating Young Links level 2041.6, hit the sandbag with captain falcon 9999.91 kilometres and you will enter 1 on 1 fight with the tellatubbies. KIll them all and you will get , Manic-Depressive Mario and the Enraged Kitten Trophy.
Bunzle

« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2002, 02:02:10 PM »
Make Mario Change into Luigi in Super Mario 64:Have TV Remote in your hands. While Juggleing knives 'n Puppies, Turn on N64. Flush a toilet then select any game. With the remote, turn the TV screen on and off, while standing on your hands.Then Play the game. Kill Mario off in the Dry Dry Desert. Then unplug the controller in slot one and replace it in slot two. Doing so will allow Luigi to waltz onto the screen, stab Mario in the eyes, while yelling,"You disorented fatpot! you stole the spotlight too many times!" Mario will pass out,Leaving Luigi to finish the game!


If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2002, 02:19:53 PM »
Throw the vegetable at the same ShyGuy in SMA 10 times by reentering the room, (the big one) then he will tell you to f*** off, and leave him alone.  He will then eat you, and steal your hat.  Then continue the game as Huge ShyGuy.  PS: This works on all big shyguys!
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2002, 09:28:34 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:20:27 PM
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2002, 09:11:06 AM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:21:30 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2002, 09:19:19 AM »
Rabid Mario Tanooki Suit: Play through the game Till you get to the Water World stage. Beat the minifortress and warp to world 5(cloud world)And get the Tanooki Suit. Then go into the pipe, and go to the next stage. Enter and kill Mario off,untill you only have one Mario left. Put on a star, mushroom, fire flower, frog suit, and then a magic leaf. After all that, put on the Tanooki Suit. Fall into a pit. This will kill mario for good. Choose to continue playing. Mario will now be a shade of white,and will still be wearing a tanooki suit. Enter the stage again and you will see Mario foaming at the mouth. Instead of swinging his tail Mario will now bite other creatures and kill them. Note that the time limit icon is now a "Time left to live" Icon. if you let Mario's time run out, Luigi will walk onto the screen and shoot Mario in the head to kil...er....put him to "sleep". If you beat the stageit will become a mad dash to stay away from Luigi, and his bullets sooooooooo..........good luck!

If you found go kart tracks in your yard, that was me...but the devoured food....That was Yoshi...he also smashed your windows and stole all of your belongings.....
Yoshi:Hey Wario what are you writing?
Wario:Uhhhh....
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2002, 12:07:48 PM »
Thats an odd topic I can't think of anything.

Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi! Ps.Visit the message board! note:Im also Ludwig Von Koopa as well as SuperYoshi7175. Ps.again Ok Join the Mario Clan the only clan totally devoted to Mario!
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2002, 12:37:39 PM »
SMRPG: Get Wart in your party

Start a new game. Raise to level 30 before beating Mack. Then get 100 or more coins on Midas River on your first try. Go on beating levels until you get to Grate Guy's Casino. Then play "Look the Other Way" 100 times in  row, but WITHOUT losing. Grate Guy should open a secret door leading to a prison cell. Wart should be in there for gambling on more than he had. But to get him out you have to pay Grate Guy the 500 Frog Coins that Wart bet and lost but didn't have.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 5/25/2002 11:39:47 AM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2002, 12:44:31 PM »
I think some idioits may actually belive theese codes maybe you should put fake code to blah blah...

Mario and Yoshi rule! The Nintendo Gamecube is the BEST Video Game System! X-Box is the worst!
Should I put something here?

« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2002, 12:58:19 PM »
If they see stuff about your GameCube exploding or N64 having a built-in chainsaw then they'd better believe it's fake.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2002, 07:44:09 AM »
Play as Wario in the ORIGINAL NES Mario Bros: Play 2 player and kill Mario off on the first phase, but keep Luigi alive but dont kill any Turtles. Then after it says game over Player 1 Press Up, down, left, right, right, down, and then A,B,B,A,B, Start, A, Select, and then Up while yelling multiplecurse words at the TV This should Make Wario appear at the top of the screen as Mario would have if he had died. Do the same thing with Luigi to play as Waluigi!
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2002, 09:37:25 PM »
Turn your Gamecube brand new:
First select any game to play, then pack your gamecube in plastic explosives, attach blasting cap to detinator and blow up gamecube( and part of your living room). Now, poke yourself in the eyes with Q-tips to stimulate tear flow.  Run to your mother and say some bad man blew up your gamecube, two options will open here: 1. your mom will feel sorry for you and buy you a new one (along with a new goldfish because your old one became part of the wall) or 2. Mom lectures you on how she isn't made of money, so go to your local Wal-Mart wearing the baggiest pants you own.  Stuff a Gamecube and some accesories down your pants.  Waddle towards to front like you have to take a dump so the stuff doesn't fall out of your pants.  Now run for it and enjoy.  WARNING: Don't really attempt step 2 because shoplifting affects everybody and will make you feel guilty all your life(or not).

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Man 2: "Yes, a man with the unlikely last name ''Who''is on first base."
Man 1:"Oh thats great, 8 seconds into the routine and already you ruin it!"
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2002, 08:28:42 PM »
How too get bob in your party in Paper Mario.

Go too Shooting star summit and use Bombettes' mega fart bomb on the portal up too star heaven.Go too the valcano and jump on the pit where the Pirahna was.

Next,go too crystal palace and  shell poop the rinos and then go too toad town and kill everyone in town.You get sent too jail and you see Bob laying on the ground in there.He was put in there for breaking a koopa's shell.He joins your party,After two weeks,you can go out of jail agian and Toad town is REALLY empty.

Ash:
The Crazy Takes are comeing the crazy takes are comeing the crazy *Trips over*
Director:Soon...We Will Reveal...*Ash''s Pants fall down*
Mario:Ha ha ha ha!!!Mamma mia.
I need too get n one-a these shows...

« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2002, 10:06:35 PM »
Hehehehehehe! This is so much fun!
Find a Purple coin in SMB DX:
First play the game 3.5 times. On world 4-1 Play as Luigi and collect all the coins, then flush your Game Boy down the toilet. Go to where your sewage comes out(NOTE: you must leave your game boy on!) Look at the screen. You should be out of lives by now. Choose to countinue after you clean the game boy off. The coins (and ever thing else yellow)should now be purple now since being in Nasty water scrambled the games colors!


I make someones life better every day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow chances do not look good.
He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2002, 05:02:26 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:09:38 PM
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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2002, 03:06:37 PM »
SMK: Play as Wario

Beat every cup on 150cc in a row, getting 1st on every track in every cup. You should get a "A new foe appears" message similar to that in SSB. Then you have to fight a computer controlled Wario in the castle-like Battle Course 5. Be careful, because every ? box Wario gets is a red shell, and you are only given one balloon, while Wario gets five. Beat him 10 times in a row to unlock him as a character replacing Koopa Troopa, as well as getting Battle Course 5.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2002, 04:04:15 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:11:06 PM

« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2002, 07:52:57 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:12:35 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2002, 09:26:14 PM »
SMB3: Megaman Suit

Get a fire flower and go to World 5-1. Shoot around 40 fireballs at the first Chomp you see and he should turn red and eat through the ground like in YI. Go through the hole and go down the hidden pipe discovered and you will be warped to World 10 - a totally underground level. It's exactly the same as World 7, except the water is now dirt, the airship is now an underground tower, and if you ever die, you are warped to World 6. Beat this world and get to the tower. There you will fight all 7 Koopa Kids floor by floor, then Bowser on the 8th floor. At the 9th floor a teleporter will teleport you to an underground base, where you will fight Megaman(a fire flower or hammer suit is the only way to beat him). Hit him with 16 fireballs or hammers to deplete his life gauge and destroy him. After that, you will be returned to World 6, but having 28 Megaman suits in your inventory. This suit comes with matching mega buster to destroy every enemy(including Boom Boom and Koopa Kids)in one shot, not to metion your new life gauge that lasts for 16 hits.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 7/5/2002 8:26:55 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2002, 02:35:56 PM »
Uh, the "airship" is a doomship in SMB3.

Anyway, in SMW, shoot Yoshi in Yoshi's Island 2 (you need Fire Mario when you start the level) about 16 times (the system is a 16-bit machine) and Yoshi will slurp up Mario's hat. Mario will then punch Yoshi in the face, to which Yoshi throws an egg at Mario's head which kills him (you take double damage from enemies when you don't have your hat, so you die no matter what form you are in, and you lose two lives when you are small Mario) then the level starts over the same way it started when you did this, except that you are small Mario, you don't have your hat, you have one less life, and Yoshi slurps up Mario if you free him no matter what level you are in, thus ending the game and removing the save file. If you start a new game with that same file (under the condition that Yoshi slurps up Mario to delete the file), Mario will be about 20 times bigger, the camera will be zoomed out so you can see his whole body, Yoshi's Island will start to sink right when you destroy Iggy's castle (which you automatically do when you step on it, as well as all of the other castles and forts except Bowser's) due to Mario's weight and rise back up when you cross the bridge, which will break right before you get off it (as well as all the other bridges), though you won't need it since Mario is so big he can't go deep enough to swim even in the deepest bodies of water in the game, allowing you access to all areas right away, and absolutely EVERYTHING will die when you step on it, including Yoshi and the Koopa Kid's (since they are in the castles when you step on those)! Also, Yoshi's Island (and all other islands) will start to sink again when you get back on it.

NOTE: If you try this on SMA2, you will need to fireball Yoshi 32 times (since GBA is 32-bit)

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 7/6/2002 1:39:11 PM
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« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2002, 02:00:10 PM »
How to get Multicolored Yoshi in SMW:
First, get Yoshi and hit him w/fireballs 456 times. Then, Yoshi will make a farting noise and turn into Multicolored Yoshi! However, in order to get on his back, you must: Press A, B, A, B, A, B, and so on until you get blisters on your fingers. Then you should see Mario get on Multicolored Yoshi's back. If he doesn't, yell swearwords at your GBA until he does.
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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2002, 12:38:17 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:14:41 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2002, 09:25:18 PM »
SMB2: Fight Bowser and Dark Mario
(Note: only works on NES version)

Get to Wart by using only the warp to World 5 in World 3-1 and not dying. Then beat Wart using only fat vegetables. Instead of the normal game-ending door opening, a wall behind where Wart was should open leading to World 8.

World 8-1 is a very hard castle level where odd things like floating enemies appear. World 8-2 is a classic fight with Bowser. Hit him with ten mushroom blocks while avoiding his instant-killing fire attacks and a weird blue doorway will appear, leading to World 9.

World 9-1 is an exact copy of 7-2, except that the entire level looks as though it's in Sub-Space(blue background and black scenery), it has no enemies, and it has the Twilight Zone theme song as the background music. You can only pick Mario for this level. When you get to the flying Hawkmouth room, it's mouth will already be open. Wart's room is empty, and the normal ending door will be flashing. Go in to be warped to a screen wide arena with spikes on the sides. A circular white light will move slowly towards Mario until it is directly on top of him, then the screen will flash. Then the light will move to the other side of the screen and flash again. A blue and black version of Mario will be where the light was, and the battle will begin. Dark Mario has three hearts and can jump twice as high as you can, so it's hard to pick him up. If you can pick him up, throw him into the spikes. Careful, because he can and will do the same to you, and the computer is really tough.

If you somehow manage to beat him, you will get a special ending where....whoops, you'll have to beat him and find out for yourself, heh heh. Then you will go back to the character selection screen before World 1-1, only this time you can pick Dark Mario by highlighting Mario and pressing up or down. He can jump much higher than Luigi and also starts with three hearts instead of two. Have fun!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2002, 09:48:01 PM »
Hmmm...the third part of my fake cheat seems more like a chapter of a mystery novel rather than a fake game secret.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2002, 09:46:30 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:16:10 PM
Sigamature! Sigamature!

« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2002, 09:53:27 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:17:17 PM
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« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2002, 02:07:37 PM »
Play as Boom-Boom in SMB3 Allstars

Kill Boom-Boom on minifortress one without taking a hit.  After he's dead, DON'T pick up the exit switchy thang.  Wait approx.  4 and a half months and Boom Boom should come back.  Beat him again and he'll start to cry.  "Waaaaaa, why am i so weak?"  then he'll glow and scram "SUPER BOOM-BOOM!"  He'll eat mario then you can be Boom-Boom thru the whole game  
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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2002, 10:14:57 PM »
Play as Yoshi in Luigi's Mansion, and change the title to Yoshi's Island of Haunted Marios.
Go into the Music room and activate the instruments 128,000 times, then go to the 5th floor (only accessible through the chimney on the left on top of the roof), suck up 16 invisible ghosts, and after you do this, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete on your controller. The game's clock will warp ahead 127.76 minutes and restart the game. Wait until midnight on the following day (realtime) and reset the game one more time. When you restart the game, Yoshi will appear. Quickly press A to make a hand appear onscreen and use it to grab Yoshi before he jumps off the castle. When you do this, Prof. Gadd will wonder what happened to Luigi, and will not be able to understand anything Yoshi says. Also, all the ghosts will be wearing Mario masks.

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
That was a joke.

« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2002, 08:55:04 AM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/30/2002 7:23:24 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2002, 08:53:24 PM »
SMW: The Impatient Wiggler

Stomp on any Wiggler this many times after it's red to get these reactions

100 - Wiggler starts to show steam
1000 - Wiggler starts shouting cuss words
10000 - Wiggler starts foaming at the mouth
100000 - Wiggler will whack Mario in the air after that jump and he will land and snap his neck, then Wiggler will go over and feed on Mario in a bloody festival of screaming and cussing.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2002, 09:06:22 PM »
I was wondering when someone would revive this. Editing time...

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
That was a joke.

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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2002, 09:13:03 PM »
Ok, am going to try this. I doubt I'll be any good at it though:

SMA3: Watch the neglected Yoshies get revenge

To do this trick, all you have to do is beat the 19 levels that you play as Green Yoshi with 100s in this order:

1-1, 2-1, 3-1, 4-1, 5-1, 6-1, 6-8, E1, E2, E3, E4, E5, E6, S1, S2, S3, S4, S5, S6.

The hard part is that you cannot die even once in that chain (Levels like Extra 5 or Secret 6 may be problems) or you'll have to start over. At the end of Secret 6 if you did it correctly, instead of seeing the normal end of level animation, you'll instead see an Orange, Black, and White Yoshi waiting... who will promptly pull the Green Yoshi out of the Goal ring and beat him down to a bloody pulp.

(This would be amusing. I mean, REALLY amusing. For me, anyway. If I knew how to make animations, this would probably be one of my first projects.)

(This is what happens when you get really bored during swim practice...)

--No, it's not that gory. There is much worse on this thread.--

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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2002, 09:24:11 PM »
Not anymore.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2002, 09:31:46 PM »
Wow. 9 edits. You've done more moderating than Deezer does.

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« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2002, 09:33:38 PM »
Heh. Yeah, well... I gotta come up with a totally hilarious one like the Simon and Garfunkel SMS thing a while back.
That was a joke.

« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2002, 09:34:38 PM »
WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING ALL OF THE "GOOD" FAKE SECRETS!? ESPECIALLY THE ONE ABOUT THE YOSHI'S ISLAND MARIO ONE!!!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2002, 09:38:43 PM »
I think I'm on at the same time other people are now.
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« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2002, 09:40:56 PM »
Brilliant deduction.

(Yes! That's it! No more to this post! Just... go home disappointed now!)

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« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2002, 09:41:57 PM »
Yes. You are. Welcome to the world of semi-realtime chat.
The Baby Mario one was pretty dumb. You have to admit. The one about juggling knives 'n puppies is funny. For the most part.
That was a joke.

« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2002, 09:43:41 PM »
I should make a Flash video of Baby Mario and the Toadies going Matrix-style, THAT was the funny part.
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« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2002, 09:47:11 PM »
Yeah, if you didn't cuss.
That was a joke.

« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2002, 09:55:02 PM »
What's wrong with it? Cussing can be damn funny.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2002, 09:58:01 PM »
Only to weak-minded fools.
That was a joke.

« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2002, 10:02:43 PM »
Actually it's more funny with the ******* censors.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2002, 10:08:08 PM »
You weak-minded fool.
That was a joke.

« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2002, 10:12:34 PM »
Here's your weak mind!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2002, 10:12:36 PM »
Here's your weak mind!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2002, 10:13:59 PM »
Looks like the front of a theatre.
That was a joke.

« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2002, 10:14:40 PM »
Oh, I guess it does.
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« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2002, 10:16:56 PM »
I wish I knew how to do the HTML secret.
That was a joke.

« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2002, 02:37:17 PM »
<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle> <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

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« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2002, 02:59:32 PM »
Don't even bother.

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"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2002, 03:03:30 PM »
MY THEORIES ABOUT THE BOOK SECRET IN SMS:


for those who don't know:  in SMS you can find a locked door, and behind that door there is a book.  At present nobody managed to get this mysterious book.

here's some possible explanations on why they keep the book secret.  add yours!


1)  the book says that Miyamoto is dead and the one you see is a lookalike.

2) the book says that you are a f*ck*ng ba**ard and Nintendo keeps it secret because Mario games must be for Everyone


3) Miyamoto: "Hey guys, what about putting an unlockable door with an empty book inside? People would go insane trying to find out why we did so"

Programmer:  "Hey, that's great!"

4) The door may be unlocked only by linking the new Super Game Boy Advance to the game cube. The secret book allows you to play ....  mario bros!!!

5) The book contains Miyamoto's credit card number.

6) It tells how to beat the game, but it was too useless and they're embarrassed. --CW


Cele the Ref

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/1/2002 10:27:40 PM

Cele the Ref

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« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2002, 03:08:08 PM »
I'd say 3 is the most likely answer there.

And swearing is simply (for me anway) a way to state something with a harsher stronger tone. I take no offense to it.

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« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2002, 10:56:53 PM »
See, I'm not offended by it, I just see it as worthless unnecessary embellishment on the part of overzealous people attempting to sound more mature, when in reality they sound more ignorant.

***FIND MR. T IN SMRPG***
Yes, I'm sure you've all heard of the famous cameo by Lawrence Tero in SMRPG. (His first name is Lawrence, right?) Anyway, here's how to do it.
First, beat Smithy on the same file 32 times.
Next, start a new file, and get to the factory.
Pull your cartridge out of your SNES and put it back in. Repeat as necessary.
When all the save data has been erased, hold X, Y, and R, and hold B and L using only your thumb. While doing this, press Start 52.4 times.
Start a new game. Get to Yo'ster Isle without saving, and in under 2.64 minutes.
Next, talk to Yoshi, but decline riding on him for now. Instead, hold R and left on controller two. This will make Mallow jump out of Mario, do a backflip, and yell "Booglebritches!!" with real speech sampling. Then, Yoshi, Boshi, and the other Yoshis will stand on their heads and do the can-can. Then Orpheus will come up out of the underworld (pipe vault) and eat pie.
While this is happening, Hannibal Smith will plant a grenade in one of the mailboxes. Don't go near it! Otherwise, you have to fight the "GIANT HELICOPTER BEAST"! The trick to defeating this monstrous machine is to fling the Super Salami at it. Be sure you have plenty of it, or you will run out long before the battle is over. The best way to obtain Super Salami is to go to the Giant Cow Factory in the West Northeast. It's quite a bargain at 994 coins each. It should only take you about four years to get the 42 Salamis required to beat the giant beast.
However, if you didn't go near the grenade, Hannibal Smith will spit out his cigar, and say "I love it when a plan comes together."
Then, Booster and his Snifits will come out firing machine guns at the ground, with exceptionally bad aim. Hannibal will call Murdock and Face to create a huge mishmash machine to defeat them. He will also ask Mario to help. If you don't, the game will self-destruct. So, the obvious choice here is to help him. Once Booster is defeated, he will lead you to a secret room under one of the Yoshi huts. Hannibal will explain that B.A. Baracus drank too much milk, and he became so incredibly strong that he turned evil and huge. Congratulations, you found the secret Mr. T. cameo!
Now, to defeat Mr. T., simply hit him with Copy Vision. Next, you have to fight his second form, in which he randomly appears in a flying saucer. Jump on him if you can find him, and he will be defeated for bad. I mean good. But then, he will appear as a giant head. Get in your Arwing, and press B, B, A, B, X, Y, R, L, LEFT, LEFT, START, LEFT, B, B, A, B, Y, X, Y, X, Y, X, Y, X,B, A, B, A,L, R, L, R, followed by all buttons and control pad directions at once. You will then beat the game, without even having to fight Smithy!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/1/2002 10:31:06 PM
That was a joke.

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« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2002, 12:31:43 AM »
Was that random enough?
That was a joke.

« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2002, 09:07:32 AM »
I'm trying a new one:

No, wait, it'll be better in the SL64 post.

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« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2002, 12:20:18 PM »
Hard to post any more "bad" secrets here with CW around........

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/2/2002 10:20:48 AM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2002, 11:14:28 PM »
I think this topic should be like Weird Al. Really crazed, but not profane.
That was a joke.

« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2002, 12:00:43 AM »
And slightly Jewish.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2002, 12:43:00 AM »
Get Link is SMRPG!

1.Go to the Inn.
2.Once Link appears stay there for 88 hours.
3.Link will wake up and join your party!



Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

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« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2002, 12:43:14 AM »
What about Amish?
That was a joke.

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« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2002, 12:43:57 AM »
There. It happened again.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2002, 02:03:13 AM »
SMB3: Crown Secret (heh heh)
1. Get to World 4.7 (NOT 4-7)
2. Find a Goomba.
3. Make it run around in hexagonal circle-shaped squares until your time goes down to 1.
4. Quickly jump on the Goomba. This will reset your time to 4.
5. Pause the game halfway through the last second.
6. Press RIGHT + B on controller 2. (Only works in 1P mode)
7. Unpause the game and jump into a pit. (Hope you had enough time!)
8. You will warp to World 42, in which you have unlimited super powers and can fry metal and eggs with your spare bacon item.
9. Get to where it displays a giant Toad in fireworks.
10. Save the game by altering the hardwired ROM on the cartridge's circuitboard with a soldering iron.
11. Eat the cartridge. This is wonderful with Scrambled Eggs and Toast, and a side of Grape-flavored Orange Juice.
12. If you did it right, you will now be able to play the game any time by looking in a mirror. The negative side of this is that if anyone looks into your eyes, they will see you playing the game.
13. Have a doctor perform emergency bypass surgery on you to remove the cartridge.
14. Neatly flatten your NES controller with a sledgehammer followed by a battering ram and a steamroller.
15. Now, insert the controller into your nearest credit card reader.
16. The machine will input a secret code known only to it, thus activating the "Crown".
17. Fit all the pieces of your controller and cartridge back together.
18. Play the game again.
19. Now, Mario will be wearing a crown, which will allow him to go backwards past the START point.
20. There, you will find an unlimited supply of food. Very tough food.
21. Mario now has crowns on all his teeth as well, so he can chew all the food.
22. Each piece of food successfully chewed gives you 1 point.
23. Get to 33 points and you will get an even better prize: The Mega Man suit!
24. The only problem with getting 33 points is that slightly troublesome 4 game-second time limit...
That was a joke.

« Reply #69 on: November 03, 2002, 05:00:37 PM »
Hey, you took my Mega Man suit idea!(it was posted as a cheat farther back, which you edited)

CW: I never edited the Mega Man suit one!

SMAS:Get "The Chainsaw"

First, play SMB. Beat the game without warping or getting hit, HOWEVER, during this you must kill EVERY Goomba that ever appears, and NO other enemy may be killed except Bowser or the trick will not work. Then, in 8-4, kill Bowser with fireballs, only if you did the rest right, it should take around 264 of them. Instead of toppling into the lava, he will say, "Is that all you've got?". Then Peach will sneak up behind him and slice off Bowser's head with "The Chainsaw". After Peach wonders why she didn't do that in the first place, the game will end, and you should Save & Quit.

Next, play SMB2. Beat the game without dying or warping with each character in this order: Toad, Luigi, Princess, Mario. For each person there is an enemy that can't even be touched during the game.
Toad: Beezor
Luigi: Snifit
Princess: Bob-omb
Mario has no enemy, but he has a permanent Phantos while playing as him. After you beat the game with Mario, instead of seeing all four characters standing on the platorm, you'll see Mario on it with "The Chainsaw" standing on top of the other three's bloody heads.

Next, while the game is on, get the ROM cartridge out of your YI game and solder it onto your SMAS cartridge, adding YI to the game list. Play it and get 100s on every level. But now there's a 4 hour time limit on top of the screen, and if you don't get it by then, your SMAS cartridge will explode inside your SNES! Once you beat the game and see the ending, wait a while. Eventually you will see the stork get bagged by a hunter and drop the babies. Then Baby Mario will yell some cuss words, pull out "The Chainsaw", and cut off the hunter's legs for destroying their ride. Then you watch them get home on a tour bus instead.

Next, play The Lost Levels and beat it(including the letter worlds) without dying. The only thing is that you have exactly 100 SMB seconds to clear each level. At the end, after saving the Princess, the Subcon fairies all come in with pitchforks and knives, ready to swarm Mario, but while they fly at him he holds out "The Chainsaw" with the edge pointed at them, and they all fly into it and get torn to bloody pieces of meat.

Finally, play SMB3. You have to clear EVERY level in the game without dying, including the extra levels not actually IN the real game(which may require a little cartridge fixing). At the end, there is no Bowser, just the open door. Instead of the Princess, however, there is only "The Chainsaw" waiting for you on the other side of the room. But Before Mario can walk over and grab it, a weird little green thing called Chupperson Weird jumps in and grabs it. In this boss fight, simply avoid him for 341 consecutive hours while he jumps around swinging "The Chainsaw" around while saying things like "Oh, yeah right!" and "C'm here, CashCrazed! I got somethin' to tell ya!" in real voice sampling that sounds like Mr. T. After the time is up, Mario will pull out an AK-47 and go "BOOMSHAKALAKA!*CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH*. After CW is full of holes, Mario grabs "The Chainsaw". Now you can use it anytime in any of the games by pressing R, and the AK-47 by pressing L.

And so what? I have THIS version in a text file. You think you have some significance?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/3/2002 8:36:49 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2002, 08:14:50 PM »
Dang! I just had one!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #71 on: November 03, 2002, 09:51:51 PM »
CW desrves that after deleting all my good secrets.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #72 on: November 03, 2002, 10:02:15 PM »
Good. BAH.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2002, 10:08:26 PM »
Hehehe, C.W....

SMAS:Get "The Chainsaw"

First, play SMB. Beat the game without warping or getting hit, HOWEVER, during this you must kill EVERY Goomba that ever appears, and NO other enemy may be killed except Bowser or the trick will not work. Then, in 8-4, kill Bowser with fireballs, only if you did the rest right, it should take around 264 of them. Instead of toppling into the lava, he will say, "Is that all you've got?". Then Peach will sneak up behind him and slice off Bowser's head with "The Chainsaw". After Peach wonders why she didn't do that in the first place, the game will end, and you should Save & Quit.

Next, play SMB2. Beat the game without dying or warping with each character in this order: Toad, Luigi, Princess, Mario. For each person there is an enemy that can't even be touched during the game.
Toad: Beezor
Luigi: Snifit
Princess: Bob-omb
Mario has no enemy, but he has a permanent Phantos while playing as him. After you beat the game with Mario, instead of seeing all four characters standing on the platorm, you'll see Mario on it with "The Chainsaw" standing on top of the other three's bloody heads.

Next, while the game is on, get the ROM cartridge out of your YI game and solder it onto your SMAS cartridge, adding YI to the game list. Play it and get 100s on every level. But now there's a 4 hour time limit on top of the screen, and if you don't get it by then, your SMAS cartridge will explode inside your SNES! Once you beat the game and see the ending, wait a while. Eventually you will see the stork get bagged by a hunter and drop the babies. Then Baby Mario will yell some cuss words, pull out "The Chainsaw", and cut off the hunter's legs for destroying their ride. Then you watch them get home on a tour bus instead.

Next, play The Lost Levels and beat it(including the letter worlds) without dying. The only thing is that you have exactly 100 SMB seconds to clear each level. At the end, after saving the Princess, the Subcon fairies all come in with pitchforks and knives, ready to swarm Mario, but while they fly at him he holds out "The Chainsaw" with the edge pointed at them, and they all fly into it and get torn to bloody pieces of meat.

Finally, play SMB3. You have to clear EVERY level in the game without dying, including the extra levels not actually IN the real game(which may require a little cartridge fixing). At the end, there is no Bowser, just the open door. Instead of the Princess, however, there is only "The Chainsaw" waiting for you on the other side of the room. But Before Mario can walk over and grab it, a weird little green thing called Chupperson Weird jumps in and grabs it. In this boss fight, simply avoid him for 341 consecutive hours while he jumps around swinging "The Chainsaw" around while saying things like "Come on already!" and "Quit thinkin' I'm saying something I'm not!" in real voice sampling that sounds like Mr. Game and Watch. After the time is up, Mario will pull out an AK-47 and go "BOOMSHAKALAKA!*CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH*. After CW is full of holes, Mario grabs "The Chainsaw". Now you can use it anytime in any of the games by pressing R, and the AK-47 by pressing L.

That's rigght. I got it saved to a Word File!!! You can edit it, but it will NEVER disappear!

Or I can memorize it like I did the titles to the levels of SMA3...

. .
W

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/3/2002 8:27:19 PM
~I.S.~

« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2002, 10:15:55 PM »
You did the exact same thing I did when I first posted this.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #75 on: November 03, 2002, 10:19:42 PM »
I should really save all my posts to a Word File so C. W. can't edit them...

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
~I.S.~

« Reply #76 on: November 03, 2002, 10:25:05 PM »
I don't see what you mean.

You are all so naïve. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/4/2002 5:22:28 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #77 on: November 03, 2002, 10:28:55 PM »
You guys are just proving how far down in the gutter your minds really are.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2002, 10:44:22 PM »
Any Zelda Game: The Ultimate Secret
If you input your name as "CashCrazed" in any Zelda game, once you start, your character will not be Link, but some other strange organism. After you walk around for a few seconds, a strange green person (who is actually not green, but whatever) will come and jump on your head. He will not be full of holes, because Chup, which CW is composed of, is a strange gelatinous substance which bullets can not harm.
This will not do anything else to your game, other than have the strange CW creature jumping on CashCrazed's head. You will be able to continue your game as normal...
That was a joke.

« Reply #79 on: November 04, 2002, 03:19:30 PM »
http://www.iland.net/~bhirst/avatar1.gif'>
My custom method will make editing posts A LOT harder
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #80 on: November 04, 2002, 03:32:01 PM »
I could do it, that is if I knew how to edit posts.

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Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had se­x with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat se­x!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have se­x with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!

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« Reply #81 on: November 04, 2002, 09:38:52 PM »
Hmmmmmmm, CashCrazed, you are a little off with the pic... Great idea though.

Enough of this. People, your abuse of the Primitiveness of the forums is appaling. It has to stop, for these forums are slowly being destroyed by everyone editing everyone else's posts. There's no order. I only edit someone else's post... well, I haven't done it for about a week I don't think... But some of you (C. W. for one) are taking it too far. Thus, you are showing one of the biggest flaws of human nature:

Once someone finds something new, they will use and abuse it to the point of irreversable damage.

We can't stop this. All human possess this trait. Even me. (Read the Hya... something post on G. C. and you'll see me abusing the trick too. I will stop unless someone makes me look like a idiot.)

Bottom line: Enough is enough. The post editing was a fun novelty, but now it has gone too far. The making of the secret keepers post was essentially opening up a big can of worms. I would never have tried to find out how to edit someone else's post or reply to a closed topic had I not known they were possible...

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.CashCrazedPosted - 4 November 2002 19:55 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster  
Hows about THIS!?

SMB:Affairs with Peach

Start a 2-player game. First beat it Luigi and win with 2000000 or more points. Then beat it with Mario without warping and beating every Bowser with fireballs. Mario should catch Luigi in the sack with Peach at the end. Upon seeing Mario, Luigi will p.iss the bed and upon seeing the fury in his eyes, take a dump in it too. Mario will use his Fire Flower to set Luigi's pubic hair on fire. Luigi will run out to the bridge, but because he's in so much pain, he will trip the axe and get burned to a crisp in the lava. Then Mario will get in the bed with Peach, but he accidentally sits on Luigi's turd and grinds it into the bed, so they have to do it standing up.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/4/2002 7:54:19 PM

~I.S.~

« Reply #82 on: November 04, 2002, 09:56:03 PM »
THERE! No edit button at all!
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #83 on: November 04, 2002, 10:04:40 PM »
All I have to say is:

Holy crap. That will do it. Impressive.

I am throughly impressed.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
~I.S.~

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« Reply #84 on: November 04, 2002, 10:12:18 PM »
What, you think that stops me from editing it?
Man, CashCrazed, you are naïve.
Just wait...
That was a joke.

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« Reply #85 on: November 04, 2002, 10:18:58 PM »
I know what you are going to do. He fixed it so that that is impossible too. I checked it out a bit...

Like I said, throughly impressive.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
~I.S.~

« Reply #86 on: November 04, 2002, 10:20:23 PM »
I simply wish the Fungi Forums could simply have a new beginning in a new, solid format so that this board could FINALLY be in peace once again.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #87 on: November 04, 2002, 10:22:52 PM »
If YOU wouldn't use bad words, mess with everybody, and pretend you're ME, the things would be better.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #88 on: November 04, 2002, 10:24:10 PM »
Oh, and if you keep that up, I'm prepared to notify Deezer of your rulebreaking.
That was a joke.

« Reply #89 on: November 05, 2002, 03:21:28 PM »
Wow, notify Deezer, I'm SOOOO scared. If Deezer actually cared enough about these boards to ban people, he would have already switched the format so all this crap would end.

Besides, I'm only doing this to protect myself from YOUR ruthless post editing!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/5/2002 1:33:07 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #90 on: November 05, 2002, 10:26:14 PM »
This is pointless.
1. I only edited the posts because they had stuff that nobody but YOU wanted in here anymore.
2. Yes, Deezer would ban you if you kept it up. You do realize, of course, that he has a lot less free time than you, right?
That was a joke.

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« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2002, 10:32:14 PM »
CashCrazed,

Removing the edit button AND the url was a cool trick, but I think your post can still be edited.  All someone needs to know is the reply_id.  I think it is either 294329, 294330, or 294331.

By the way, you can add posting as others to my powers in the "Society", although my ability of deleting threads doesn't seems to be working now.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

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« Reply #92 on: November 09, 2002, 10:36:48 PM »
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"I know what you are going to do. He fixed it so that that is impossible too. I checked it out a bit..."

When I said that, I meant that he somehow changed the number so you can't merely enter like that... Therefore you can't do it.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
~I.S.~

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« Reply #93 on: November 09, 2002, 10:38:08 PM »
Yup, CashCrazed is even sneakier than that.
And FYI, Luigison, the SOTFSK is officially disbanded. (I hope.)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/9/2002 8:39:09 PM
That was a joke.

« Reply #94 on: November 09, 2002, 10:59:10 PM »
I bet Luigison can even hack member profiles and get their passwords, enabling him to close and delete topics as Deezer, as well as posting as other people more easily. But if hacking profiles is the case here..........he basically has complete control over these forums........Nobody's safe.......

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/9/2002 9:00:07 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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« Reply #95 on: November 09, 2002, 11:02:50 PM »
I wish we could just forget these stupid secrets and junk...
That was a joke.

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