Author Topic: Bored â„¢©® (Read 40946 times)

TEM · « **Reply #60 on:** February 14, 2004, 09:13:51 AM »

HE LOST!!

You should have excepted that Vader won.
But sense what LD says is true I shall reverse the reality of the battle to where Goggle wins, but under one condition.
You, Chupperson Weird, make a ten frame minium battle sequence between Darth Vader and Goggle in which Goggle wins, with commentary under each picture.
Do you except the challenge?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

n/a · « **Reply #61 on:** February 14, 2004, 04:40:06 PM »

BOB VS. DARTH VADER!!!

______________________

Stupid Phil Quote #1: The only difference between Alex and Ryan is that they both have blond hair.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #62 on:** February 16, 2004, 01:33:02 AM »

Vlagranian: No, this is not acceptable. I must send a champion to win this tournament. Kidney!

XXX: Yes, master?

Vlagranian: GO! Now! And win this tournament!

XXX: Of course! *runs off to win the tournament*

Vlagrian: Oh yes, how evil. Mwahahahaha.

Toadies: Mwahahahahaha.

Ed Sullevan: Mwahahahaha.

_____________________________
"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

Lt Mou · « **Reply #63 on:** February 16, 2004, 05:01:22 PM »

Lt Mou: Here we go.
Mario: Hey, that's-a my line!

XXX: I'm here to win the tournament!
Receptionist: Fill out forms A through D. Ignore part 3 on form C unless you're carrying any hot dogs made of Jell-O. When you're done, return to me for Form E if you have no prior affiliation with the American Broadcasting Company.
XXX: *goes to fill out forms*

Dora the Explorer: Swiper, no swiping!
Receptionist: Fill out Forms A through . . .

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

Forest Guy · « **Reply #64 on:** February 16, 2004, 05:36:31 PM »

Dora the Explorer continues to chant "no swiping"

Meowrik: It appears to be some sorta ancient ritualistic chant...

That Fox thief guy explodes. Dora the Explorer melts. Darth Vader grabs a plate of spaghetti.

Bob: No thanks, I've already had some.

_____________________________
Meowrik: Anti-Viral 24/7

Lt Mou · « **Reply #65 on:** February 16, 2004, 08:57:29 PM »

Lt Mou: Hey, this is fun.
Mario: That's-a my line.

XXX: Whee doggies! Let's get this party started.
Lawyer: I represent the estate of Jed Clampett. I'm afraid I'm going to have to break your legs for copyright infringment.
Lt Mou: Sorry, I don't know how to make the R symbol. Or the C. Or the TM.
Mario: That's-a my line.
Lt Mou: *punches Mario in the nose*

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #66 on:** February 17, 2004, 12:43:40 AM »

*Mario hits his head on a rock*

Mario: I AM ...

CitrusMan: CITRUSMAN! FOR GREAT VITAMIN C!

CW: That means Vitamin Chup!

Fry Guy: *burns*

Fry Guys: *get eaten*

RoshEn: i'm lovin' it

Jimbo: i gotta have a filet-o-fish

CW: I had a "Fish Burger" today. It was rather interesting.

Trout: ...And that's why I'm running for mayor of Fishburg.

Fish crowd: *claps*

RoshEn: ARRNYUMUMYMM

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

n/a · « **Reply #67 on:** February 17, 2004, 05:51:18 PM »

Bob: No, my fish!?

Darth Vader: YUuuMMmmm... fIsh...

Bob: Waaaaaaaa!!!

Fat Albert: *non-existent*

Bob:

mmmm.... sushi...

Kidney: Owww.... my liver...

*sushi dies*

Darth Vader: Muhuhuhahhaähaa...

______________________

I just learned HTML! Whoohoo!

Edited by - Yoshi zero on 2/17/2004 4:45:23 PM

Forest Guy · « **Reply #68 on:** February 17, 2004, 08:07:11 PM »

Sushi: MSG!!!!!
Bob: Ow, my stomach lining...

(THank you Strong Bad for that hilarious line)

______________________________
If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.

n/a · « **Reply #69 on:** February 18, 2004, 09:33:09 PM »

Bob: MSG'd!

Sushi: Hey, wait! I don't have MSG

Darth Vader: Muhhahahahaä: That is part of my brilliant plan!

MSG: MOO!

Bob: This is ridiculous!

Sushi: Moo

______________________

It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #70 on:** February 19, 2004, 12:42:57 AM »

Vlagranian: *eats some MSG* YUM!

RoshEn: Hey, gimme some o' that!

*Vlagranian and RoshEn decide to fight in the tournament; winner gets some MSG!*

Vlagranian: I shall prevail, for all that is bad and Monosodium Glutimate-y!

RoshEn: Never!! *lobs pumpkins at Vlagranian*

Fred: I lowered my cholesterol!

RoshEn and Vlagranian: *blank stare*

Gregor: Can you hear me now? ...Bloody good, yes.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

n/a · « **Reply #71 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:26:43 PM »

Fred: Spam is full of MSG!

Bob: Mmmm.... Spaaaäamm....

Sushi: Huh?

______________________

It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Edited by - n/a on 2/19/2004 12:27:24 PM

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #72 on:** February 19, 2004, 03:40:04 PM »

Vlagranian: YOU FOOLS! POSTING PICTURES! NO MORE!

XXX: Unless its naughty!

Vlagranian: Shut up!

MamaMia Mario: I'm so dad-gummed rich, I'm wearing golden boxers. *creaks as he walks off*

Lt Mou · « **Reply #73 on:** February 19, 2004, 08:40:58 PM »

Gregor: I'm squirrel-handed!
(Gregor is a weird name.)
(Thanks Strong Bad for that great line.)
(Philly Cheesesteaks are now a doallr off.)
(This just in: Parenthesis are the way to be.)
(Follow-up bulletin: "Parenthisis" gets misspelled alot.)
(Follow-up follow-up: So do "bulliten" and "mispelled")
(Follow-up to that: I forgot a period in that last sentence.)

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

TEM · « **Reply #74 on:** February 20, 2004, 03:18:26 PM »

TEM: well I guess CW doesn't want to take up the challenge, on with the matchs.
C% I was very disappointed that CW never did the fight sequence, but he didn't have the time %C

Since it's been so long I've forgotten what David's idea was. So it's going to be Weird Dude vs. Neo
C% I only pretended to forget David's idea, when it came time to write the battle I realized how dumb it would be. And the idea was Donald Duck with the Green Lantern ring, I almost went through with it, I was asking LD what the GL's powers emcompassed since I was not very familar with him. I was going to originally use the thing where WD point's out that Neo is in the real world so he can't fly/etc. bit in the Donald Duck vs. Neo battle, then when Donald was about to crush him he would take off his fancy suit and would be wearing a yellow suit underneath, I never thought out who was going to win %C

//Battle 3 Neo vs. Weird Dude//

But first before we start the battle we will have the first random person choose the enviroment in which they will fight, and give a specific place. For example don't just say "space", say "just above the atmosphere of Earth", or "in the orbit of Uranus"(stifled laugh).

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:47:57 PM