Popple: I work for no-one, see?
Bowser: Hmm... you did get past my guards pretty easy...
Popple: Yeah...
Bowser: ... have you ever met one Mario Mario?
Popple: Nnrrggghh! The infernal Mario Bros! I LOATHE them!
Bowser: Perfect! You're hired!
Popple: ...Wha??
Bowser: Your first assignment: KILL MARIO!!
Nachos make me macho,
Berries make me merry,
If you want me to stop,
Too bad. (Raspberry)