Author Topic: Bowser RPG (Read 6070 times)

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2005, 04:40:18 PM »

Bowser: Oh Koopa....!!
Koopa: Y....OW*boshi keeps jumping on a koopa that's on the ground(me)*! Wha-OW! What?! OW!!
Bowser: You've been promoted to....
Koopa: OW!! Wait a minute....!!!!!!!!*takes off shell, gets bosh in a headlock, and keeps beating his head with the shell*
Boshi: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! I GIVE.... OW! OW! *let go of* uuuugggghhhhffff................*faints*
Bowser: You've been promoted to captian.
Koopa: Wha....
Bowser: PHYSCE!!!! *burns him* But you do got an assistant.
Koopa: Who's....
Bowser: PHYSCE! *burns him again* your servant is popple.

Mario: Hey! If you ever see Bowser make sure you kick his....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*bowser burns him*
Bowser: THAT''S FOR.... uuuhhhh........ what was that for again?
Luigi: You were supposed to get the doc! I don''t want any stupid prescription!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2005, 10:46:11 PM »

Popple: No way!
Bowser: (Burns Popple) WAY!
Popple: Eep...
Koopa: But I don't want to work with him!
Bowser: You will...
K&P: Double Eep...

Nachos make me macho,
Berries make me merry,
If you want me to stop,
Too bad. (Raspberry)

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2005, 07:18:16 PM »

Koopa punches popple down to the ground
Koopa: Get up!!!!
Popple: rrrrrgggggggg....
Koopa: Get up servant!!!!
Popple: why?
Koopa: You need to be...."initiated".

in the cellar of the castle
Koopa: Ugghhhh....! Get out here! *pulling chain*
??: RRRRRGGG!!!! *pulls koopa by pulling chain*
Koopa: WHA!! AHHHHH!!!!!!

Kirby (cheat wizard) · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2005, 12:27:32 AM »

Luigi: What about Boshi, Yoshi and the other Yoshis?*turns fire ball into geen comet and blows all the yoshis away*.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2005, 05:03:40 PM »

Boshi surrendered when I beat him on the head with the shell. remember?

Kirby (cheat wizard) · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2005, 10:56:54 PM »

Luigi: Ohhh yeah wait... YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A MORON DIE!!! *Uses green comet on you*.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2005, 05:06:20 PM »

Koopa: Iwouldn't do that.... *takes out remote control and presses button that stops the attack*
Luigi: AHHHHH!!!!
Popple: Nice one!!!!
Koopa: Look at this little toy bowser gave me.... Every time I press this button you will get zapped with 200,000,000,000,000,000,000 bolts of static. Looky here. I got one for you too popple!!!! And it's indestructive!!!! You can't destroy it with your most powerful attack. Now then, back to iniating. You two have to work together as a team to defeat the iniater almighty.... Giant king kong, donky kong, and a chain chomp TRILPE TIMES 88 POINT 8 THEIR SIZE!!!! *presses button*

Luigi: AAHHHHHH!!!!
Popple: AAAAHHHH
Bowser: Well done koopa!! You are now the hier to my castle and right now second in command and I'm not faking this time.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2005, 07:33:10 PM »

Bowser: Today.... WE ATTACK!!!!
Goombas: THE PLUMBER!!!!
Bowser: Even more!!
Boos: THE PRINCESS!!!!
Bowser: Even MORE!!!!
Koopas: THE CASTLE!!!!
Bowser: EVEN MORE!!!!
All: THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!
Bowser: BINGO!!!! *takes out red cap with m on it* SEE THIS HAT MY MINIONS!!!! I LOOK STUPID IN THIS DON'T I?!!!!? IF YOU SEE THIS STUPID HAT RUN OUT YOU CALL ME!!!! GOT IT??!! YOU DON'T WANT TO TURN UP AS A KOOPA WITH AN ORANGE HAT WITH A K ON IT OR A BOO WITH A BLACK HAT WITH A B ON IT OR A GOOMBA WITH A GRAY HAT WITH A G ON IT!!!!
All: RIGHT!!!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(cheering)

*at the castle*
Koopa: 0W!!
Toad: ULK!!
A big battle was taking place....
Toad: N000000!!
Goomba: WAH!!
Boo: EEAAAAHHHHH!!

goodluck guys

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2005, 05:56:49 PM »

uh.... guys? Ya here?

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2005, 06:04:56 PM »

Yeah, we're just wondering why you said that after less than one day.

It''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!

BP · « **Reply #25 on:** April 22, 2005, 10:52:00 PM »

Cackletta: Eeyahyahyahyahya... oops, wrong place, sorry...
Owl from SM64: Hoot, go away!!!

Got Bird? <(^v^)>

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2005, 02:11:27 PM »

it replyed atuomatically for some reason.