Roshan: Oh, hi guys. This is your local neighborhood BORED protaganist. Before we continue with another rousing episode of BORED, I'd like to point out something that's been bothering me about the past couple attempts at this:
While randomness and strange humor is HIGHLY encouraged, and ridiculous plot twists are a must to ensure the success of the series, please respect the continuity of the story enough to at least allow the people posting to be about to make sense of it. Last few times, we had everyone posting their own stories and nothing actually ever happened. So, please, make sure your post actually contributes to the story, and everyone will have a gre---
[Roshan is hit in the face with a foam replica of a cinder block]
Roshan: Ah! What the---
Random Object Throwing Person: BOOM! HEAD SHOT!
Rick: Can I go now? Seriously. I don't even know why I was brought here in the first place.
Pokerman: BOOM! EIGHTS FULL OF THREES!
Roy: (So much for continuity...)
How long will THIS series last?
Will I actually get paid for my announcing this time, unlike last time, you filthy, freeloading sack of crap?
Find out sometime, maybe never, on
BORED VI[II?]
~I.S.~