Author Topic: Evil Bread 2: Bread by Dawn (Read 4996 times)

Glorb · « **on:** October 12, 2005, 08:05:14 AM »

You all know the story of how Luigi found the Necronomicon and released a wave of Evil Bread upon the world. But did you know...the whole story? Probably not.

After the Breadites invaded the world and did lots of other evil stuff, another bread turned good and decided to do community service for turing Peach into Zombie Peach.
This is his story.

It was a normal day in the woods, and Good Bread was picking up trash on a highway, when suddenly...

You know the drill. Add one sentence.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2005, 08:48:29 AM »

Some dude drove by in his car and threw a newspaper at the Good Bread.

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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/12/2005 7:49:36 AM

Suffix · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:41:38 AM »

Good Bread gasped aloud at the sight of the headline,
"Good Bread Gone Bad? Sightings in Town Report Jaywalking, Other
Misdemeanors!"^{Edited by - Suffix on 10/12/2005 3:17:48 PM}

Hirocon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2005, 07:16:57 PM »

Good Bread sued the newspaper for libel and won $20,000,000,000.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2005, 07:25:03 PM »

Now that he had become filthy rich, Good Bread purchased a fairly large mansion on the edge of town, only to have his evil twin brother Evil Bread burn it down to the ground with an atomic walrus flesh melt thing(?)

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Glorb · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:59:46 PM »

Good Bread heard from a friend of a friend of a cousin that his long-lost half-brother, once removed through marriage, Loose Cannon Bread, was in town, so he called him up and reached Mario instead.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2005, 02:16:05 PM »

But Mario did not answer instead, the operator answered, and said "We are sorry but the line you tried to reach has been dissconnected, or the owner of the residence has already died please go back to the past and save the future."

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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Glorb · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2005, 02:09:04 PM »

So Good Bread watched Back to the Future on TBS and created a DeLorian that went back in time to the land of the dinsaurs.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2005, 05:00:25 PM »

That's when Good Bread told one of the dinos to warn Mario about the future by writing a note that Mario could find in the future.

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/15/2005 4:00:50 PM

Suffix · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2005, 05:21:54 PM »

Much time passed, but the note, of course, could not affect the present that had already been established.

Glorb · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2005, 08:00:54 AM »

Mario grew old and became friends when the dinosaurs, but then the giant asteroid hit the earth with such force that it created a freak wormhole accident involving...you know the drill.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2005, 11:17:18 AM »

But then the drill broke, and everything was normal again.

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Hirocon · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2005, 02:13:40 PM »

Bowser concocted a scheme to fix the drill and use it to his own nefarious ends, unleashing an army of Unbearably Annoying Bread soldiers.

Suffix · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2005, 04:22:04 PM »

They were making good time when they noticed a problem with the Mushtric to Imperial conversions, which couldn't be good.

Glorb · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2005, 02:21:04 PM »

So, Good Bread, being as how he was good, helped out the Unbearably Annoying Breads, when suddenly, he noticed Loose Cannon walk up to them!

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Glorb · « **Reply #15 on:** December 17, 2005, 10:36:19 AM »

Hmmm. No one's replied in a long time. Should this story keep going?