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« on: February 14, 2006, 04:24:52 PM »
Dr. Mario: Hello! I see we have some new students. You're a doctor in training. Please welcome our doc......... Doctor Star Fox!

Okay guys. You come up with a nintendo character, or your username for example Dr. Jman or Dr.
Yoshi. There's going to be patients and we create the problems their have ing and one of our specialists, you, will fix them with a hilarious(try to make it insane) post. Then you'll create another problem. Example:


Dr. Kirby gives luigi an anti self destruction  pill. Mario was constapated.




Nest poster(me for this one as I am Dr. Star Fox( you have to use your doctor self, can't use someone else to cure a patient)): Dr. Star Fox gives him a healthy apple along with some anti constapation tips and a diagram of the food pyrimid.



Now who wants to start us off?
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2006, 07:54:19 PM »
Dr. Pekkala gives Pikachu an apple. Peach has stomach cramps.
"Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!" ~ Ron Weasley, Prizoner of Azkaban movie

« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2006, 06:34:13 AM »
Dr. Fox gives a Peach an uncramper pill



Mario is nonstop vomiting 1-up mushrooms
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2006, 12:18:31 PM »
Dr. Pointless gives Mario a cookie. Zelda has a sore throat.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2006, 03:02:46 PM »
Dr. Fox gets rid of Zelda's neck. Her head lies on her shoulders. Or (shoots her knee with blaster) give her something else to worry about. 
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 05:24:54 PM »
Dr. Pointless pours phoenix tears on her leg. The Cheat has rotting teeth.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 08:15:27 PM »
Dr. Luigi gives The Cheet a full mouth of golden teeth. bling bling!  Ness has bladder infection.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2006, 01:21:08 PM »
Dr. Pointless does surgery on Ness's bladder. The door has a headache.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2006, 03:52:08 PM »
Dr. Luigi gives the door Ibuprofein(sp?).  Pikachu is Xantaphobic(sp?). (fear of color yellow >:P )
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2006, 03:52:12 PM »
Dr. Fox headbutts the door. A bigger headache gets rid of his current one. Y. Link accidentally freezes himself with ice arrow. (you can't get close too it. way too cold)











grounded for fighting but I'm back
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2006, 03:53:33 PM »
Dr. Fox paints him blue. Dr. fox accidentally swallowed his eternal sleep pill mistaking it for his vitamins.
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2006, 09:27:35 AM »
Dr. Pointless plays the PokeFlute to wake Dr Fox. Diglett has dirt-in-mouth disease.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2006, 05:14:55 PM »
Dr. Ultima returns Diglett to it's Pokeball. Sonic has a sprained ankle.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2006, 03:41:08 PM »
Dr. Fox cuts it off. Now he doesn't have an ankle at all. Now I love nintendo so much, I hate sega. Tortures Sonic and friends. Shadow's cool and all but still. Sonic can just fall off a cliff for all I care. [i](nice update too)[/i][/u][/shadow][/s]
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2006, 05:15:42 PM »
Dr. PL help Sonic and friends because  he's sick to death of hearing things like "I hate Sonic," and "he's the #1 enemy of Mario."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2006, 05:19:37 PM »
Nothing for Dr. Pointless to do. Elastigirl is stretched too much.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2006, 11:43:13 AM »
Dr. Fox has Pointless disect a koopa so she has something to do. Bowser's tonge is burnt to ashes from to many fire breathing.
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2006, 05:28:35 PM »
Dr. Luigi uses fire flower to burn Bowser's tongue to the point that it desentegrates(sp?).
The toungless Koopa King is now mute.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2006, 09:53:58 AM »
Dr. Pointless gives Bowser telepathy. A shoe has diarreha(sp?).
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2006, 03:06:16 PM »
Dr. Pt_Peach gives the shoe (o_O) a Healing Shroom. Daisy has the blues :(.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2006, 03:21:06 PM »
Dr. Pointless paints Daisy red. Mario has a cold.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2006, 04:07:18 PM »
Dr. Luigi sucks the snot clear out with an air pump, and then places patient in a heater.

D.K. has been exposed to radiation.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2006, 11:25:21 AM »
Dr. Pekkala gives DK a non-radiation bath. A dog has worms.
"Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!" ~ Ron Weasley, Prizoner of Azkaban movie

Kojinka

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« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2006, 03:53:51 PM »
Dr. Luigi performs worm surgery.  Link has Cuccopox.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2006, 05:13:24 PM »
Dr. P. T. Peach gives Link a chicken, and advises him against eating Cucoo's ever again. Donkey Kong comes in with a caridax disease.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

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« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2006, 06:41:03 PM »
Dr. Luigi jumps on D.K.'s chest.  Daisy has breast cancer.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2006, 07:37:04 PM »
Dr. Peach operates. Birdo has a tumor.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2006, 12:18:25 PM »
Dr. Pointless searches for the tumor. Where is it???
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2006, 06:22:54 PM »
In her lung.  Dr. Luigi performs a risky surgery.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2006, 06:54:57 PM »
Dr. Luigi suceeds. Peach has the bird flu.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Kojinka

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« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2006, 10:07:36 PM »
Dr. Luigi gives Peach an anti-bird flu Mushroom, but gets a black eye from Mario
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2006, 10:47:57 AM »
Dr. Pointless puts a steak on Dr. Luigi's eye. Whispy Woods has root rot.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2006, 07:43:43 PM »
Dr. Luigi gives Whispy Woods new roots.  Snorelax has insomnia
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2006, 02:25:36 PM »
Dr. Pointless throws some Sleep Powder on the Snorlax. Luigi's arms fell off for no reason at all.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2006, 03:43:22 PM »
Dr. Pekkala super-glues Luigi's arms back on. Peach has a toenail infection(ew).
"Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!" ~ Ron Weasley, Prizoner of Azkaban movie

« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2006, 07:22:52 AM »
Dr. Pointless gives Peach that medicine that's always being advertised for toenail infection. Meowth's coin fell off.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2006, 04:17:08 PM »
Dr. Luigi taped Meowth's charm back on.  Fox is stuck in an ice block.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Kojinka

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« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2006, 09:42:30 AM »
...So Dr. Luigi used a Fire Flower to thaw Fox.  Fox has pnemonia from being stuck in that ice for such a long time.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2006, 12:43:21 PM »
Dr. Noname gives Fox antibiotics. Bob dropped his face and can't get it back on.
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

Kojinka

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« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2006, 02:24:09 PM »
Dr. Luigi duct taped Bob's face back on.  Cranky Kong has been brainwashed.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

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« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2006, 07:21:25 PM »
The Doctor gives Cranky a new brain.

The Chef has a case of Goombitis.

Kojinka

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« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2006, 06:47:32 AM »
Dr. Luigi threw a Goomba at The Chef.  Bowser has Crapoposis (read Glorb's post in the Ficticious Disease thread).
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2006, 08:06:35 AM »
Dr. Pointless tells him to stop obsessing over crap. Macaroni and Cheese has gingivitis(sp?).
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SushieBoy

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« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2006, 08:24:59 AM »
Dr.Sushie feeds the Mac and cheese to yoshi. Mario has a heart attack.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2006, 12:51:12 PM »
White Mage uses Cure4 on Mario. Luigi has Arachnaphobia.

Kojinka

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« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2006, 03:00:36 PM »
Dr. Luigi sics ghosts at his plumber counterpart to remind him what he fears more than spiders.  Ganondorf broke Zelda's hip.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2006, 07:08:26 PM »
Dr. Pointless tells Zelda to sue. Pikachu has an earwax build-up.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

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« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2006, 07:14:14 PM »
Dr.Cotton shoves a Q-tip in Pika's ear.

Black Mage cast Bolt3 on Toad.

Kojinka

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« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2006, 10:18:58 PM »
Dr. Luigi called in the Mushroom Mage to undo Black Mage's magic.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

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« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2006, 07:03:48 AM »
The Mushroom Mage is stricken with Pigit Pox.

SushieBoy

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« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2006, 08:11:34 AM »
the mushroom mage gets vaccined

yoshi has a soar throat
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Kojinka

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« Reply #51 on: May 20, 2006, 08:42:21 AM »
Dr. Luigi takes the 'a' out of 'soar' and put an 'e' after 'r,' to Yoshi now has sore throat.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

SushieBoy

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« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2006, 08:52:38 AM »
Yoshi takes some anti-sore dr. sushie brand pills
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2006, 04:51:06 PM »
Elmer Fudd has rabbititus.

Kojinka

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« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2006, 10:00:35 AM »
Dr. Luigi goes "hunting wabbits."

Strong Bad has E-Mail-phobia.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

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« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2006, 07:37:32 PM »
Dr.Homestar voulenteers to take over the sbemail section for a few days.

TMK has a computer virus.

SushieBoy

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« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2006, 08:53:17 PM »
Deezer exterminates the virus.

Michael Jackson lost his nose.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2006, 12:31:50 PM »
Dr. Bomberman blows up MJ.

Yoshi has a Dino Peptite Germ.

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