Author Topic: The ANGST thread: Complain here! (Read 1711472 times)

TEM · « **Reply #90 on:** April 26, 2006, 05:29:15 PM »

When I was younger it went like this:

I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With a 9 millimeter and a bullet through the head
Let's all say that Barney's dead

Nothing more infuriating that hearing little kids say stupid things like this that they don't even understand.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #91 on:** April 26, 2006, 05:42:24 PM »

Joy to the world
The teacher's dead
We barbecued her head
And what about the body
Just flush it down the potty
Round and round it goes
Round and round it goes
Rou-ound and rou-ou-ou-ou-ound it goes.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #92 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:18:23 PM »

This topic had real substance until these past four posts struck.

Jman · « **Reply #93 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:48:11 PM »

pt_peach: That reminds me of when I was a kid. Of course, I was scared of ALF.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #94 on:** April 28, 2006, 09:23:55 AM »

Oh come on people, you can't really hate Barney that much can you? I mean, that guy taught me the letters of the alphabet when my Kindergarten teacher failed to do so. That's gotta be worth something right?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #95 on:** April 28, 2006, 11:34:32 AM »

Wait, we're hiring teachers who don't know the alphabet now?

I mean, I know it's bad, but I didn't think the public school system was THAT unsalvagable.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #96 on:** April 28, 2006, 12:43:24 PM »

Actualy she did know the alphabet, she just couldn't teach it to me in a way that I understood. Back then, I didn't know much english and she expected me to recite them by memory. Now tell me, how can I do that if she wasn't even trying to do her job and teach me?

esplin · « **Reply #97 on:** April 28, 2006, 01:22:07 PM »

I actually did watch Barney for a while when I was little. I still see him now and again when I start up Doom.(Die Barney, Die)

The Chef · « **Reply #98 on:** April 28, 2006, 02:59:58 PM »

Who needs Barney to teach you the Alphabet when you have Sesame Street!?
That show rocked.....for a Children's Educational Television Show that is.

Actually, I hate the fact that Children's Educational Television as a whole has gone down the toilet. All of these shows are repetitive and some are just plain weird.

Also, you have all this "Pollitically Correct" crap where thay always have to cover every holiday, and you never hear the word 'Christmas' ever used. It's like they're trying to suck up to those who follow those religeons just so they won't feel left out.

I find it especially irritating the way that these shows seem to always have some sort of part where the character "talks" to the children watching the show. I hate that because it sort of kills the child's imagination and at the same time may make them get confused.

.....well they're you have it. My first message board rant.

MaxVance · « **Reply #99 on:** April 28, 2006, 03:31:50 PM »

Know what I now hate? The Revolution's new name. "Wii"? WTD is that supposed to mean?

BP · « **Reply #100 on:** April 28, 2006, 06:02:29 PM »

It means, "Wii are trying to attract less potential buyers." Come on, Nintendo. Who wants to buy something called Revolution? Answer: Everyone. Who wants to buy something called Wii: Someone who knew what it's going to do before the change.

bobman37 · « **Reply #101 on:** April 28, 2006, 06:13:33 PM »

Here's my contribution, a little too late: (to the tune of On Top of Spaghetti)

On top of Old Smokey
All covered in blood
I shot poor Barney
With a .44 slug
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
I went to his brother's house
He offered me bread (I'm not kidding, nothing to do with the Deezer/bread thing)
I said no thank you
And blew off his head

That's what we all sang in elementary school. Quite the grotesque song.

The Chef · « **Reply #102 on:** April 28, 2006, 06:58:15 PM »

Anyone ever hear Weird Al's 'Barney's On Fire'? It's one crazy song.

G-Dawg · « **Reply #103 on:** April 28, 2006, 07:36:18 PM »

This is my version:

I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With a great big shotgun
Barney's on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.

And no I haven't The Chef.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #104 on:** April 28, 2006, 08:57:15 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on April 28, 2006, 06:58:15 PM

Anyone ever hear Weird Al's 'Barney's On Fire'? It's one crazy song.

That song is t3h awesomeness. I know the words. :)