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PaperWario

« Reply #5340 on: March 23, 2007, 10:33:08 PM »
Because it would be hilarious! ;D

How come paper beats rock?

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #5341 on: March 23, 2007, 10:43:50 PM »
...I don't know.  But rock must be having a bad day.

How come you beat paper?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

PaperWario

« Reply #5342 on: March 23, 2007, 10:46:23 PM »
Because I have scissors.

Why can't scissors beat rock?

GiftedGirl

« Reply #5343 on: March 24, 2007, 12:28:30 PM »
Because it's not diamond-tipped. XD

Now to bring about an old classic... Butt's twevle bi-pies?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #5344 on: March 24, 2007, 12:40:48 PM »
What?
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #5345 on: March 24, 2007, 02:15:39 PM »
It's another H*R reference.

Have you been here yet?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #5346 on: March 24, 2007, 04:41:47 PM »
Not personally, really, but a few acquaintances are fans.

What IS in the Wonderball? (well, besides cheap candy and stickers based on flash-in-the-pan Disney flicks)
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

PaperWario

« Reply #5347 on: March 25, 2007, 07:58:16 AM »
The lonely ideas of people working under Walt Disney just thrown away to be with cheap plastic candy.

Why can't turtles fly?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #5348 on: March 25, 2007, 08:02:03 AM »
Because blue hedgehogs don't have gills...ooh, wait, flashback.

What exactly is this... "Home-run Starrer", or whatever these kids are yappin' about these days? My grandson is constantly telling me about this "Bad Strong mails" or whatever, but all I end up on is the AARP website! How do I use this new-fangled Webbernet thingamawhatzawhoozit?
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #5349 on: March 25, 2007, 08:36:12 AM »
It's spelled "Interwebz".

Was Phalanx always such a fun game?

GiftedGirl

« Reply #5350 on: March 25, 2007, 02:10:22 PM »
I dunno, I've never played it.

Another old classic... Why is Mario's hair a different color than his mustache?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Jman

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« Reply #5351 on: March 25, 2007, 07:59:53 PM »
Because he fell into a vat of chemicals while on a secret mission in Robotropolis.

Hey wait...what the heck?  Why is the digital world merging with this one?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #5352 on: March 25, 2007, 08:10:22 PM »
Because.

Should Mario grow a beard?

PaperWario

« Reply #5353 on: March 25, 2007, 08:50:52 PM »
no, because then when he sits down children will sit on his lap and say,"I want a bike for Christmas."

Is a steak rapped in bacon good?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #5354 on: March 26, 2007, 07:36:40 AM »
No, but a pork chop wrapped in bacon is a heart attack!

Is Mongolian BBQ awesome or what?
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