Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1287110 times)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #960 on:** April 13, 2005, 12:51:04 PM »

Luigi moonlights as a cannibal.

Where does waluigi get his shoes from?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #961 on:** April 13, 2005, 03:01:38 PM »

The same place where Wario does...

Why does Mario and Luigi love to trim their moustaches?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

BP · « **Reply #962 on:** April 13, 2005, 05:48:51 PM »

The same reason Peach and Daisy wear dresses:To impress the public.

Why doesn't Peach wake the Beanstar up and wish Bowletta was gone at the end of Mario & Luigi?

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #963 on:** April 13, 2005, 06:10:02 PM »

Because there would be no exciting climax.

Why is they?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''

BP · « **Reply #964 on:** April 14, 2005, 05:26:57 PM »

Because they feel like they is.

Why is it that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird?

gamemaster79 · « **Reply #965 on:** April 14, 2005, 05:54:17 PM »

Because fly is both a noun and verb. Fly in "A Bird can Fly" is a verb. But the annoying little insect with a strange nose, known as a fly, that fly would be a noun, and a noun can show action through verbs, and bird is only a noun, NOT a verb.

Why is this topic still alive?

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Suffix · « **Reply #966 on:** April 14, 2005, 08:38:08 PM »

Because we love it dearly.

Why else would we keep this thread afloat?

BP · « **Reply #967 on:** April 15, 2005, 07:00:25 PM »

Because it's the only place to ask a retarded question like, "How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?"

How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?

Tingrio · « **Reply #968 on:** April 15, 2005, 07:16:36 PM »

Uhhhh....I think there's seven of them.

Who loves Lucy?

BP · « **Reply #969 on:** April 17, 2005, 01:49:18 PM »

Ricky. If he truly does, he has some 'splainin' to do.

Who do you do voodoo to?

Tallulah: *Shakes tail feathers* TWEEET!!!
Me: Yes, birdy? Oh, no, you didn''t... *Looks at sleeve of t-shirt.* Aw, pickle juice. You did.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #970 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:38:47 AM »

Baron Samedi.

How come petey pirahna can compete in MKDD and MPT despite the fact that he has no eyes?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #971 on:** April 18, 2005, 02:01:52 AM »

Some elderly people are too short to see over the wheel of their cars- why should that stop Petey?

Do you Yahoo?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #972 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:35:45 AM »

Not after 9.57pm

Who's been eating my porridge?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #973 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:57:44 AM »

The same person who is sleeping in your bed. I'll get the baseball bat.

What happened?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/18/2005 9:57:58 AM

Latias Dita · « **Reply #974 on:** April 18, 2005, 04:51:34 PM »

About 3 billion years of evolution.

How much Koop can a Koopa pa is a Koopa could pa Koop?

Random Anime Quote:

"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.