I haven't had a good scare in many years. As a kid, I could scare easily, and I want to know that feeling again. Please do everything in your power to make me call into doubt the security of this world.
I know the chips are stacked against you, being behind a computer and all, but please try. Do it in the spirit of Halloween, or today being Friday the 13th--whatever. Just have a go. Don't make it last too long, though. Remember I haven't been scared in years, so that may result in a heart attack.