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Author Topic: Wario is such a baby  (Read 9685 times)

Tv_Themes

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« on: January 13, 2009, 09:38:59 PM »
In his first appearance in SML2, Mario pwns him but in his loss, Wario cries like a baby. Did Bowser ever cry? Wart? Nope, don't think so.

Also, what's up with his appearance in SM64 DS? I mean, why would HE want to help Mario? Aren't they supposed to be enemies? Wario took over Mario's castle before!
Unless you are cloned, you do not need to look like a midget version of your dad. Okay Bowser Jr.?

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 09:46:22 PM »
As best as I can tell, Wario was put in there solely for the 4-player co-op that it was supposed to have (ergo, Super Mario 64x4) and then didn't.

The official response, of course, is that without Wario you couldn't have a metal cap.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 10:39:53 PM »
Why the heck shouldn't he be in Super Mario 64 DS? It's easy enough to imagine that he heard Mario telling Luigi that they're off to eat some royal cake and headed off to get whatever he could.

Wario isn't Mario's enemy. He's just a crazed, greedy man. Mario had a castle* that he wanted, so he took it over. Not evil--just something he had to do to achieve his desires.

*Why the heck did Mario have a castle? This seems way more non-canon than anything that happens in WarioWare. Which includes a Microgame where Wario must catch and shake Mario's hand, smiling brightly.
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 10:49:02 PM »
Mario Land was invented solely for there to be a setting for SML2. There is no canon.
That was a joke.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 11:24:12 PM »
Yeah. Just saying, it makes absolutely no sense for Mario to out of nowhere have a castle, and the amish Wario fans disregard the happenings in WarioWare as "non-canon" and Wario's adventures as being "canon." Ironic.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 11:53:22 PM »
Every time I see this thread's title, I think "Youtube Poop."

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 12:21:23 AM »
While Mario and Luigi were in Brooklyn, Bowser took over the entire Mushroom Kingdom. They came back a decade or two later, shortly before Super Mario Bros., wherein they took back most of the land, which had been totally populated by Koopas. Mario and Luigi each set up shop in castles in strategic locations across the land, where they held the land down until the Mushroom Kingdom's citizens repopulated the area. After about a year, Mario left some housesitters and escorted Daisy, who had also been in Brooklyn, back to Sarasaland. Wario wanted to get back at Mario for never letting him be the sheriff when they played Cowboys and Indians, so he hired Tatanga to distract Mario while Wario took his castle. Once Mario had gotten rid of Tatanga, and Herman Smirch, he came back and kicked Wario out of the castle. Wario then founded WarioWare, Inc. primarily for the purpose of making his own version of Nintendo's Sheriff, so he could be the sheriff every time.

As for that giant robot statue land of Mario... I like to think of it as a metaphor for something. Mario did some weird soul-searching on the trip, and had to confront his own greed, represented by the three pigs in his brain, before he could face Wario.

...Sorry.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 12:39:55 AM »
Did Bowser ever cry?
Super Mario RPG, probably one of the Paper Marios and or Mario & Luigis...

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Wart? Nope, don't think so.
Wart sucks hard. But he did bleed. From his eyes.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 07:19:24 AM »
I did wonder about that castle... and why there was a tiny, teary-eyed imp inside Wario.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Tv_Themes

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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 11:54:51 AM »
Every time I see this thread's title, I think "Youtube Poop."

I am completely against Youtube Poops and wish every last one of them gets purged. Why would I make or post one?
Unless you are cloned, you do not need to look like a midget version of your dad. Okay Bowser Jr.?

The Chef

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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 01:56:05 PM »
I had this fanon idea that the castle/Mario Land in SML2 was there to be Mario's "Fortress of Solitude" a la Superman, serving both as a museum of Mario's achievements (hence the fancy statues) and the place where he goes to take a load off in between games. Somewhere down the road "Mario Land" was rebuilt into the theme park from Mario Party 2, and the rest is history.

« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 04:30:46 PM »
Wario isn't a baby. He's the freakin' man! Not as manly as Captain Falcon, but he's at a close number two.
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 05:38:11 PM »
My fanon idea is that all the Parties and Sports take place in the new universe created at the end of Mario Galaxy. <--- (SMG spoiler)
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 05:46:50 PM »
If you hit Wario in Mario Kart 64, he will go "Waaaahhhh!"
Victory... is my destiny!

« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2009, 05:52:33 PM »
Somewhere down the road "Mario Land" was rebuilt into the theme park from Mario Party 2, and the rest is history.

Oh good. Someone else who thinks along the same lines that I do. I thought I was the only one to ever notice that. I pointed it out to my sister, but she didn't quiet get it (unitl after I explained it to her).

Anyway, who wouldn't cry after Mario stomped all over their head? I'm sure it must hurt.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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