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« Reply #3135 on: April 14, 2009, 04:30:08 PM »
Gravity eaten by pac man.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #3136 on: April 14, 2009, 04:41:30 PM »
Pac-Man overeats and dies.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #3137 on: April 14, 2009, 05:43:06 PM »
Someone somewhere in the world collects 10,000 points, and Pac-Man returns to life.
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #3138 on: April 14, 2009, 07:48:39 PM »
Reagan comes back from the dead and congratulates that kid, causing the Daily Kos to attack the kid and his family, shaming them until they have nowhere left to live, and they all end up dying under a bridge. Years later, Pac-Man dies again, and no one is there to collect points for him.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Kimimaru

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« Reply #3139 on: April 14, 2009, 10:23:02 PM »
The Daily Kos got flushed down a toilet by a horrible monstrosity too complex to describe.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3140 on: April 15, 2009, 09:54:29 AM »
The horrible monstrosity was described by Chuck Norris.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #3141 on: April 15, 2009, 10:08:47 AM »
Chuck Norris is killed by a pebble, thrown by a sling wielding child named David.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #3142 on: April 15, 2009, 10:15:21 AM »
David is enslaved by... some Frenchmen, I guess...
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #3143 on: April 15, 2009, 10:24:13 AM »
Frenchman gets turned into a french fry by Human Torch.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3144 on: April 15, 2009, 10:29:39 AM »
Human Torch is defeated in a battle of firepower by Claire Bennet's hawt mom.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #3145 on: April 15, 2009, 12:00:45 PM »
Claire Bennet's hawt mom gets too hawt and spontaneously combusts.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #3146 on: April 15, 2009, 01:13:13 PM »
Spontaneous combustion is contained in a safe environment.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 01:15:02 PM by NintendoExpert89 »

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #3147 on: April 15, 2009, 02:04:32 PM »
Safe environment is destroyed by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #3148 on: April 15, 2009, 02:19:17 PM »
Vast right-wing conspiracy is destroyed by the vast left-wing conspiracy.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Sqrt2

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« Reply #3149 on: April 15, 2009, 03:24:56 PM »
Left-wing conspiracy is uncovered by CNN and broadcast to the world.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 03:28:39 PM by Sqrt2 »
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