Today, some psychotard decided to attack me for no reason. I made one comment today during P.E. This guy, who's friends with that psychotard, is TERRIBLE at all sports (except line dancing). So, he scores on our own team - twice, and when he gets a chance to score against the other team, he decides to pick up the ball (we were playing soccer), which would be a penalty for us. So I said to one of my friends, "[guy's name] is going to lose the game for us... yay." And then that psychotard overhears and he's like "DON'T INSULT HIM!!!!!!11111one" and he puts me in a headlock and (attempts) to punch me in the face, but misses. So then some of my friends come over to try to get that psychotard off of me, and while he's partially seperated, he attempts to kick me in a certain area. At this point, I'm punching him in the stomach. My friends try to seperate us again, but that psychotard escapes and goes after my eyes (trying to blind me, I assume). I was lucky. He misses my eye BY LESS THEN A CENTIMETER. Had one of my friends not grabbed him at the right moment, I would've been blind in my right eye. Finally, the teacher comes to break it up, and he sends us all (me, 3 friends, a wittness, [guy's name], and psychotard) to peer mediation. And now I have this huge scar that goes along the right side of my face.
That guy has anger issues.