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General Chat / Re: What do you guys look like?
« on: August 09, 2005, 01:58:00 PM »
I have no appearance, I am but an abstract annoyance in the minds of all who read my words.  The more I am thought of, the more real I am.

Seriously, I'll get a pic posted soon (no matter how much you vehemently protest) heh.

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Lazer Mario

Edited by - lazermario on 8/9/2005 1:01:19 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Fake SM64 cheats
« on: September 01, 2004, 07:33:39 PM »
Turn All the Coins on SM64 Into Cheese Rounds:

Note: This trick won't work if you were born in the states of New Jersey, New Mexico, New Hampshire or New York.

Load your game cartridge as normal into the N64, and when Mario's face comes up, pull the nose straight up, the cap 20 degrees to the left, and the mustache down graphically by a slope of 2/5. After that, press START and select a NEW file. When the intro sequence starts, press the C up button right as the princess says the word "Toadstool".
Nothing unusual will happen yet, but don't let that discourage you, you are on the right track.
Next, play the game as you normally would, but each and every time you encounter a coin in the game, you must long jump into it (the underwater coins don't count, collect them normally. Same goes for the mid-air coins.)
Also, for each level's goombas, you must butt-smash them.

***Important*** This is the tricky part.
Each time you beat Bowser, before you get the Keys or Jumbo Star, run around him in circles with an approximate diameter of one twentieth of the length of Bowser's small intestine. The circles must take no more than 10 seconds each and no less than 9 seconds.

You will know if you have done the cheat right if, after defeating Bowser in the Sky and running around in that last circle, his stomach fluctuates and he turns into a giant waffle. The game ending sequence will then play.

After that, restart the game and select the file you just did the cheat on, touching the four ports on your N64 in the following order right before you start to play:
4 2 3 1

After that, start the game and go inside the castle. All coins in the game should now resemble small cheses and when you get 100 in a level, Mario will gain a new ability: Rocket Butt. To use this ability simply press the C< Button then do a Backflip, pressing L in the air to release a powerful flatulate that will send Mario soaring upward for about 30 seconds.

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"They shouldn't be called game cheats; it isn't cheating, it is finding what the programmers put in for the bored ppl to find."
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: Cityscapes in the Marioverse (possible spoilers)
« on: September 01, 2004, 07:05:36 PM »
The Mushroom Kingdom is a truly diverse area, not only because of its many special items that give normal ppl great powers, but because it is always growing; new stuff is always being added. I think they're almost done with the airport there too, well, another one.

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"Who says SIMMS is the only creative building franchise out there?"
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario's height w/Mushroom and without...
« on: September 01, 2004, 06:56:43 PM »
Bowser never uses "magic" to grow. Because he is a unique species of Koopa, he keeps growing with age until he eventually esplodes. The only exception I can think of is in Paper Mario, when you see him gett really large because of the electro-steroid device being operated by Kammy Koopa.

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"Why bother with real questions; we've got fantasy to debate over." Hey, I think I used that one already somewhere... oh well.
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Kart: Double Dash!
« on: September 01, 2004, 06:48:26 PM »
How sad; I have all the music and tons of screenshots from Mario Kart Double Dash, but I don't even have a Game Cube or the game.

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"You can have all the ingredients to bake a cake, but without the oven, it is pretty tough."
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: Old Koopas VS. New Koopas
« on: September 01, 2004, 06:43:36 PM »
I go with the regional theory more than all others.

In addition, the bit about why the paratroopas lose their wings? Their wings are shedable, not part of their bodies. I know we shouldn't take everything (or most anything) from the cartoon series, but I will point out a quote by a Troopa in a SMSS episode:

Troopa: "Why didn't I JOIN the paratroopas? They get parachutes."

This indicates that the wings are part of the whole paratroopa battle suit, so when Mario jumps on them, they self-disintegrate from the impact.

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"Forget important questions; we have fantasy to debate over."
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Lazer Mario

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale
« on: September 01, 2004, 06:30:01 PM »
After that, Mario suffered from dangerous fumes emitted by his burning glove.

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"That building's at least 100 stories." "Yeah, and I bet they all start with 'Once upon a floor'."
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Lazer Mario

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Video Game Chat / Re: What happened to Donkey Konga?
« on: September 01, 2004, 06:13:20 PM »
So, these songs on Donkey Konga, they are like MIDIs, or sound like the originals, or what?

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"The best part of a game is the music; if that is bad, the whole game is hard to enjoy."
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: I now present "The Mario Mobile"!
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:58:49 PM »
My friend also got that shirt as a gift from someone I know who went to New York and picked it up there. ...But I never got one. Oh well.

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"It's not what you wear that counts, it's that you wear something."
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Lazer Mario

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Video Game Chat / Re: New video games you want to get your hands on.
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:51:13 PM »
Well, I don't even have a Game Cube (I'm not even gonna try the abbreviation bit) so my game hitlist isn't very long, but I'd kinda like to get:
Mario Tennis (N64)
Mario Golf (N64)
hmmm... that is all I can think of for 64, but if I ever get a Game Cube:
Mario Kart DD
Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
Warioware
Megaman Compilation (this is a collection of a lot of old Megaman games that has been announced)
Mario Tennis (also announced for the Game Cube)
...that is about it, unless they release ...OH!
Super Mario 128
... unless they release a Game Cube disk with all the old Mario games on it, that'd be cool.

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"Have you ever thought that maybe, in all your gaming, someone is actually using YOU as a playable character? Well, think about it."
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: What is the "shredder"?
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:40:07 PM »
Can I have a cheese shredder?

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"Look out Kraft! There's a new big cheese in town!"
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Lazer Mario

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Forum Games / Re: Make Up Rumors
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:33:14 PM »
In the fall of 2004, someone in #tmk will make a TMK Character Select mp3 with many TMK characters having their own quotes and introductions by none other than the SSB announcer, Master Hand!

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"Don't ya hate it when what you thought would happen but really hoped wouldn't happen just happens to happen?"
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Lazer Mario

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Mario Chat / Re: lotSo new paper mario 2 screenshots
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:23:08 PM »
I have wondered for a long time what kind of paper Paper Mario is made from. Is it onion paper, sandpaper, what?

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Kenny: "OH what is this material?" Tim: "It's papah."
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Video Game Chat / Re: L button? R button?
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:11:57 PM »
MMMM, naval oranges!

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"It isn't my fault that people can't understand my horrible misspellings."
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Video Game Chat / Re: lunar magic...
« on: September 01, 2004, 05:07:43 PM »
Woah, InsaneSteve is making a LM game? LM = Lazer Mario! SVVEET!

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"You're so vain. I bet you think this game is about you, don't you, don't you?"
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