Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56451 times)

Johnny_Macho · « **on:** October 14, 2007, 10:13:07 AM »

The rules to this game is that the first poster will wish for something, and the next poster will write how your wish backfires and then something they wish for.

Example:

post1: I wish for a dog

post2: a dog appears and bites your head off. I wish for a ninja star.

I'll start,

I wish for some donuts.

Rao · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2007, 10:16:43 AM »

All the donuts explode in your face (they were really bombs.)

I wish for a 1961 Gibson SG with a Bigsby vibrato arm.

Glorb · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2007, 03:21:59 PM »

Instead, a 1958 Gibson Les Paul with a Cherry Sunburst finish appears! Noes!

I wish for a kick in the groin.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2007, 03:36:32 PM »

You get kicked in the groin and set on fire at the same time.

I wish for world peace.

Glorb · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2007, 03:50:45 PM »

Instead, Bush somehow gets reelected. With the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant as vice-president. Ooh, buuurn!

I wish for, like, a pony. With an Xbox 360 strapped to its back.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2007, 04:07:56 PM »

The pony explodes in your face, and instead of an XboX 360, you get a regular XboX. Bwahahaha!

I wish for a jet pack!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2007, 01:27:07 AM »

The jet pack works too well and you fly directly into the sun.

I wish that my next wish will get corrupted.

Rao · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:56:11 AM »

Instead your wish stays just like it is.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

Glorb · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2007, 02:02:02 PM »

Instead you get a BAD cup of tea. A BAD one.

I wish for real ultimate power.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2007, 07:05:03 PM »

You do get ultimate power...over yourself. Wait, that was really inspirational!

I wish Mario was my best friend.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2007, 11:07:24 PM »

Luigi becomes your best friend.

I wish Osama Bin Laden was a fairy princess.

Rao · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:20:01 AM »

Osama gets fairyfied, but he sure makes an ugly girl.

I wish for some sweet-smelling incense.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:04:22 AM »

Unfortunately, it only smells sweet to people with no sense of smell. (Wait, what?)

I wish that I can get a Wii soon.

Rao · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:29:58 PM »

Instead, a PS3 shows up on your doorstep with a note saying You owe us $100,000,000.

I wish I had a piece of string and a rock to wind the string around.

BP · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:27:25 PM »

You get a piece of rock and a string to wind the rock around.

I wish... I wish... I wish I were a fish.