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« Reply #180 on: March 16, 2008, 07:56:11 PM »
You get the million dollars and learn that money can't buy happiness.

I wish there were more "YOU MUST DIE" YTP on YouTube.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #181 on: March 16, 2008, 07:58:35 PM »
Wish granted, then you find out youe the one who they want dead. O_O;

I wish I had a pet elephant!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

megamush

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« Reply #182 on: March 16, 2008, 08:01:13 PM »
you get one, but it accidentally sits on you

I wish all of those "when will you die" ads will stop showing up
What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

« Reply #183 on: March 17, 2008, 01:45:45 AM »
Wish granted, but they're replaced by ads that say "You're going to die in your sleep tonight", which you really didn't want to know.

I wish I could get the story I'm working on published.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

megamush

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« Reply #184 on: March 17, 2008, 05:48:59 AM »
after its published, it sells 1 copy and that was to your mom.

I wish for this wish to not backfire!
What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

Glorb

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« Reply #185 on: March 17, 2008, 02:09:52 PM »
You wish does not backfire. Yay!

I wish for a pizza, and a soda.
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kirbyman

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« Reply #186 on: March 17, 2008, 06:09:59 PM »
Soda was shook up, you open it, it explodes causing Chuck Norris to come out. He then roundhouse kicks you in the face. Pizza is still okay though! :D

I wish for infinite knowledge!

« Reply #187 on: March 17, 2008, 07:10:04 PM »
Ignorance is bliss, knowledge is misery. Therefore, you are sad for the rest of your life due to your infinite knowledge/misery.

I wish for Heywood Banks' "If Pigs Had Wings" CD! *singing* Don't wipe it on me, Marie, I don't know where you got it...
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

AbercrombieBaseball

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« Reply #188 on: March 17, 2008, 10:05:11 PM »
Wish granted, but the disc is scratched.

I wish I could get my old pair of cleats completely refurbished, since it's too hard to find good ones these days!

Sqrt2

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« Reply #189 on: April 03, 2008, 05:28:51 AM »
Granted, but a yokel steals them.

I wish I had a beutiful girlfriend.
AA fanboy and proud!

dżamper

  • You forgot Poland!
« Reply #190 on: April 03, 2008, 07:53:41 AM »
She is beautiful, but for you she's ugly, stinks and like to eat your sh**.

I wish for 2 147 483 647 (0111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111) cakes.
Yoshi's broken English!     Lesson 1: All your base are belong to us!     Lesson 2: Please would paper chuck in wastebin Thank you!

Glorb

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« Reply #191 on: April 03, 2008, 10:12:44 AM »
It turns out the cake is a lie. [/nerdycliche]

I wish The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny was on Rock Band.
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SolidShroom

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« Reply #192 on: April 03, 2008, 05:48:44 PM »
It's on the PS3 version

I wish the next person would wish for me.

Johnny_Macho

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« Reply #193 on: April 03, 2008, 08:08:15 PM »
Instead, the person after ME wishes for you.

I wish.
"I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, But I'm a little glowing friend, But really I'm not actually your friend, But I am" - They Might Be Giants, 'Birdhouse in your soul'

Glorb

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« Reply #194 on: April 04, 2008, 01:43:32 PM »
It's on the PS3 version

Noooooooooo!

I wish.

Your wish is assumed to be for a kick in the balls, which is granted.

I wish for this wish to be not not granted literally on opposite day.
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