Author Topic: Conspiracies (Read 16415 times)

Presidente · « **on:** January 17, 2008, 09:05:32 PM »

I thought it might be a good idea to share some of the conspiracies we know around here. Whether it be government or old movies it doesn't matter as long as it's a conspiracy! I'll start.

If you type in a word document Q33 NY (the name of one of the flights that hit in 9/11) and turn it into a font called Wingdings... well you'll have to see for yourself.

Anyone else have any ideas?

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:11:35 PM »

And quickly debunk them!
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wingdings.asp

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:24:53 PM »

Quote

If you type in a word document Q33 NY (the name of one of the flights that hit in 9/11) and turn it into a font called Wingdings... well you'll have to see for yourself.

Welcome to September 12th, 2001.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:54:24 PM »

OMG Paul McCartney is really dead and Elvis was the one who convinced the terrorists to do the terrorist attacks.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:04:15 PM »

There be a conspiracy that I may not be wearin' me underwear today.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:00:39 AM »

Quote from: MEGAß¥TE on January 17, 2008, 09:11:35 PM

And quickly debunk them!
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wingdings.asp

Whoo, Snopes!

Here's a few I've heard over the years (but obviously do not believe):

-Pokemon cards were incredibly popular because kids were addicted to a secret nicotine coating on them (there are so many jokes about this one I don't even know where to begin).
-The center of the Earth houses a secret civilization of whatever (still... you've got to admit that we really have never looked that deep...).
-We never went to the moon (a ridiculous conspiracy, but the motives would make perfect sense).
-The reason we couldn't find any WMDs in Iraq (or wherever) is because they're invisible--the US sold cloaking technology to Saddam Huessein when we were still on good terms.
-Anything about dead celebrities/presidents (Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Lincoln, James Dean, Elvis...)

Glorb · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:27:13 AM »

You know that the military is using vampires in nighttime warfare operations, right? Also, the Russians are experimenting on using Cthulhu as an organic WMD?

I can't believe all the 9/11 things people still believe. People with two much time on their hands make something up involving numbers and letters and say it's proof that molemen flew flying saucers into the World Trade Center as part of an anti-Semetic conspiracy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:46:14 AM »

Quote from: Glorb on January 18, 2008, 09:27:13 AM

People with two much time on their hands make something up involving numbers and letters and say it's proof that molemen flew flying saucers into the World Trade Center as part of an anti-Semetic conspiracy.

Arr, those blasted molemen! I've been trying to capture one for years! But molemen don't swim, nor do they sail, so I'm a little limited here. Arrr...*sniff*

dc804 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2008, 04:15:24 PM »

The FAA has a huge list of every commercial plane. The list says if the plane is active, retired, or if it has crashed. The list says that two of the planes that crashed on 9/11 are still flying around. They are flight 93, and flight 175.

Glorb · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2008, 05:16:51 PM »

It's because 9/11...never actually happened!!!

This plot twist provided courtesy of M. Night Shaymalan.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:19:39 PM »

Um, don't flight numbers .... get reassigned?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:10:37 AM »

Well, maybe it's like the numbers of really famous players when they die...

dc804 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:11:30 PM »

I wasnt talking about flight numbers. I was talking about serial numbers. Every plane has one on the side. No two planes have the same one.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:17:54 PM »

If ye want the whole truth of what really happened on 9/11, there be a program on the History channel titled "9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction". All my worries of the government's involvement on 9/11 be put to rest after watching this episode. Loose Change is a joke; it be a bunch of hogwash without a single fact backing it up, and this program proved it to me. Arrr!

dc804 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:31:34 PM »

I saw that. And recorded it. On the 9/11 2006, MSNBC ran their live coverage of what they had on 9/11 UNEDITED AND UNCUT! Did you know there was a warning about a bomb in one of the New York high schools that day.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:35:53 AM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on January 19, 2008, 12:17:54 PM

If ye want the whole truth of what really happened on 9/11, there be a program on the History channel titled "9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction". All my worries of the government's involvement on 9/11 be put to rest after watching this episode. Loose Change is a joke; it be a bunch of hogwash without a single fact backing it up, and this program proved it to me. Arrr!

I saw that program as well. I have to say that it was somewhat biased, probably because government officials were explaining the conspiracies. But I must agree with your fellow pirate, Maddox, on the position of Loose Change. The fact that Dylan Avery is alive means that Loose Change is not real.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:35:57 PM »

Got a couple years to spare? Read this site. Always good for a laugh, as long as you don't try to fully comprehend the fact that she actually believes it all.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2008, 11:52:51 PM »

Arr, that woman be the craziest wench I ever laid eyes on! Or listened to for that matter.

Glorb · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2008, 06:51:57 PM »

Aw mah gawd. I saw this on Something Awful a year or two back, and I laughed so hard my guts came out my ears.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:27:50 PM »

I just typed "sherry shriner is *" into Google. Here were some of the top results:

Amazon.com: Bible Codes Revealed: The Coming UFO Invasion: Books ...
Sherry Shriner is an incarnated angel from Heaven that is living as a human housewife in Ohio today. During her previous life she lived in Atlantis. ...
www.amazon.com/Bible-Codes-Revealed-Coming-Invasion/dp/0595335594 - 212k -

Sherry Shriner: False Prophet
Every Ministry is known by its fruit and the fruit of Sherry Shriner is confusion, chaos, doubt and fear, none of which are of God. ...
www.satansrapture.com/sherrycult.htm - 8k -

Sherry Shriner/Alex Jones
Sherry Shriner is definately a plant of some sort, probably a white witch or something, but not smart enough to be a CIA agent. ...
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message480075/pg1 - 25k -

Christians Opposing the Illuminati... - Governments & The ...
... are plenty out there that talk of reptilians, illuminati but still consider life to be that devil versus god concept, sherry Shriner is another example. ...
www.hyperspacecafe.com/view_topic.php?id=3760&forum_id=13&jump_to=26793 - 58k -

On top of that, "sherry shriner is crazy" didn't get any results. That has to be a conspiracy.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2008, 07:19:21 AM »

Texas UFOs! They're hidin' the truth, I tell ya!!!

You know, if UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object, then isn't anything that's in the sky someone can't identify automatically a UFO? Now, it is an alien spaceship? Well, that takes longer to say on the news, so let's all just stick with UFO...

SolidShroom · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2008, 08:07:58 AM »

omg i gots another consperecy to tell u guise about

Alexander Hamilton was inaugurated on September 11, 1789.
The time between this date and the terrorist attacks is exactly 212 years. 212 degrees Fahrenheit is the boiling point of water.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT
Alexander Hamilton was a terrorist.

BP · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:28:48 PM »

I've always thought the term "UFO" is contradictory. When you say, "LOOK! A UFO," you are identifying the flying object as an unidentified flying object.

Glorb · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:05:19 PM »

Uh, no. It means it flies, but that's all we know about it.

BP · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:30:20 PM »

You are further complicating it by adding details. I think you know far too much about these so-called "unidentified" flying objects.

tehxboxdudezor · « **Reply #25 on:** February 29, 2008, 06:42:48 PM »

scientology.

Glorb · « **Reply #26 on:** March 01, 2008, 06:33:33 PM »

My prices are so low, it has to be a conspiracy!

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:48:54 AM »

Quote from: Bird Person on January 25, 2008, 04:30:20 PM

You are further complicating it by adding details. I think you know far too much about these so-called "unidentified" flying objects.

I guess it would make more sense if we called it an IYUFO? (Idenitified, yet unknown, flying object?)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #28 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:47:26 AM »

Just because it's flying doesn't mean you've identified it...

Glorb · « **Reply #29 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:04:39 AM »

It's unidentified because you don't know what it IS. What it DOES is fly.

Man, this is like the whole "what do you call a male ladybug?" thing...

megamush · « **Reply #30 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on March 03, 2008, 11:04:39 AM

Man, this is like the whole "what do you call a male ladybug?" thing...

a malebug

Glorb · « **Reply #31 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:19:29 PM »

megamush · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:55:22 PM »

Quote from: megamush on March 03, 2008, 12:43:11 PM

a malebug

also, I've seen people call it just a male ladybug.

now this brings up the question:

Why is it called a ladybug anyway?

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2008, 02:28:54 PM »

Ask Denis Leary.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #34 on:** March 04, 2008, 02:23:21 AM »

Quote from: megamush on March 03, 2008, 01:55:22 PM

now this brings up the question:

Why is it called a ladybug anyway?

I heard it has something to do with the Virgin Mary (Our Lady of whatever it is)

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #35 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:00:50 AM »

I thought they were actually called "Japanese Beetles."

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #36 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:55:18 PM »

^ Well, things can have more than one name...

The prostate is an evil alien lifeform implanted in human males to bring about the end of civilization!

Glorb · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2008, 04:49:19 PM »

No, according to a friend of mine, that's the dingaling.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #38 on:** March 06, 2008, 07:44:39 AM »

They're partners in crime.

megamush · « **Reply #39 on:** March 06, 2008, 03:37:28 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on March 06, 2008, 07:44:39 AM

They're partners in crime.

DUN DUN DUN!

dc804 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 07, 2008, 11:17:38 PM »

I had just created one of the biggest conspiracy theories ever, and this one is probably true. I'll explain it later.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 08, 2008, 01:10:25 AM »

Mars isn't really red.

Guy on right: Rar! I'm a Soviet Martian polar bear!
Girl in middle: Hmph. I don't know why I associate with you.
Guy on left: Um... guys? It's lonely over here...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:11:09 PM »

In that shot Mars actually looks like a desert here on Earth.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #43 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:12:57 PM »

They aren't much different ya know...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #44 on:** March 08, 2008, 11:45:03 PM »

Mars has more iron.

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #45 on:** March 09, 2008, 01:32:24 AM »

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on March 04, 2008, 04:00:50 AM

I thought they were actually called "Japanese Beetles."

Uh what? That's a totally different beetle.

nensondubois · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2008, 11:32:05 AM »

28IF. Oh wait someone made that reference already.
What about Nickson killing Lennon to prevent political uproar in this country?

Eclipsed Moon · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:27:48 PM »

I think I've heard of conspiracy theories involving Lennon's murder, but as far as that one goes, Carter was President at the time, and Reagan was President-elect. That's not saying that Nixon's involvement would be impossible, but I don't see what a former President would be doing getting some dude assassinated.

nensondubois · « **Reply #48 on:** September 21, 2008, 06:05:15 PM »

To protect the current president's name.

chucknorris · « **Reply #49 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:38:26 PM »

apparently the vietnamese put sex enhancing drugs in gumballs and sell them to school children.

Glorb · « **Reply #50 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:03:12 PM »

Yeah, that was me, sorry.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #51 on:** October 04, 2008, 08:49:02 PM »

Glorb: Putting the "balls" in "gumballs" since 1999.