Well, I did do a System Restore, and WOW it worked!!
BUT
After about my 5th page on the internet, the connection slowed down substantially. I could download a 25 minute high quality video on youtube instantly and loading pages would happen virtually faster than my mouseclick. Now, it loads about as fast as 56k.... while the main comp in the living room is churning 100Mbps, and the router burnin' 54Mbps. Now it's about.... 1Mbpminute. 15 second video might take a couple minutes to download. I thought, well crap maybe the date I picked for the restoration was like 3 minutes before the crap happened, so I restored it to a couple weeks before the screw up... and worked fine.... but started doing the same stuff almost immediately after. As of now, it'll have a connection, load horribly slow, then lose its connection.... repeat... and every time this happens it feels like the time it is disconnected to the time it reconnects itself just gets longer and longer.
So bluh I dunno but it's really annoying.