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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #135 on: May 02, 2009, 09:32:33 PM »
I scold Turtlekid.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #136 on: May 02, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »
Turtlekid's roll does nothing. He continues working with the woman and throwing potatoes into the pit. Eventually it is filled and the three walk across.

CrossEyed7 did no such thing. Jail in present, cave in past, etc.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #137 on: May 02, 2009, 09:40:28 PM »
I press the button.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #138 on: May 02, 2009, 09:44:46 PM »
The button activates the pit, which was actually a deep-fryer. Delicious smells waft from the pit. "This is exactly what we've been looking for - with those infinite potatoes and this pit, we can make an unlimited supply of French fries and end world hunger! Thank you, Ducky Duck!" the man says.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #139 on: May 02, 2009, 09:49:16 PM »
"You're quite welcome," I say, "but I still need to find my grandfather.  Have you seen him?"
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #140 on: May 02, 2009, 09:52:50 PM »
"How would we know who your grandfather is, Ducky?"

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #141 on: May 02, 2009, 09:57:18 PM »
"He's hard to miss; he wears a sailor suit and you can't understand a word he says."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #142 on: May 02, 2009, 10:02:03 PM »
The two look at each other, confused.

Meanwhile, back in the forest, the slimes decide to attack Rao. However, they are stopped by the scorpions, who slurp them up. "Delicious!"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #143 on: May 02, 2009, 10:11:48 PM »
I am amazed by the scorpions' actions, and increase their salary to 18 gald a month.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #144 on: May 02, 2009, 10:15:06 PM »
"Um, thanks anyway," I say, "but I should get back to my quest."  Which is what I do.

"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #145 on: May 02, 2009, 10:28:13 PM »
As Turtlekid walks away, the two can be heard talking about how they're going to tell their son (currently studying abroad) he should name his kid Ducky Duck.

Continuing their adventuring, Rao comes across a small inn. The unmistakable smell of the best steak dinner ever emanates from the open door.

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #146 on: May 02, 2009, 11:02:32 PM »
My posse and I decide to have a meal and rest for the night at the inn. I have the steak dinner, without the steak.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

WarpRattler

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« Reply #147 on: May 02, 2009, 11:10:16 PM »
Darth Vader appears and Force feeds part of the steak to Rao. He finds it delicious and eats the rest of his own volition, abandoning his ideas of in-game vegetarianism. Right?

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #148 on: May 02, 2009, 11:45:21 PM »
Wrong.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

WarpRattler

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« Reply #149 on: May 03, 2009, 08:31:31 AM »
Rao is Force-fed the rest of the steak and sent to bed with no dessert.

Glorb's body is starting to decompose.
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