Author Topic: DANGER DUNGEON (Read 46433 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #225 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:01:18 PM »

The can is pulled into the vortex, which I'll go ahead and interpret as a yes.

Turtlekid has lost control of his mind. He begins attacking CrossEyed7.

Rao · « **Reply #226 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:22:48 PM »

My scorpion posse and I become extremely drunk.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #227 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:40:54 PM »

Rao's overindulgence in alcohol disgusts the locals, as their liquor is quite low in alcohol content, and he had to drink a lot of it to get that drunk. The group stumbles around drunkenly for a while before being thrown into jail.

TEM · « **Reply #228 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:11:58 PM »

WarpRattler · « **Reply #229 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:23:01 PM »

ERROR: SYNTAX: look (place or direction)

Rao and his posse meet the Spirit of Spirits while in the jail's bar. "How's it *hic* going?"

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #230 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:14:55 PM »

I fight back with my rudimentary lathe.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #231 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:32:33 PM »

The pants-lathe seems to have no effect!

Captain Jim · « **Reply #232 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:45:54 PM »

I suddenly reappear in the story. I don't know where I am. I feel some plasmids in my pocket. I still have Baby Sauron. I look in my pocket to see what types of Plasmids I have,

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #233 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:52:35 PM »

I remove my pants and place them on my head.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #234 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:15:06 AM »

Man, I don't think I noticed that anyone posted after my previous post in here.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #235 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:25:42 AM »

Jim finds a basic assortment of Plasmids - Telekinesis, Incinerate!, Electrobolt, Winter Blast, and a few Gene Tonics of varying usefulness (which I'll define as necessary). However, he decides that it would be best if Baby Sauron wasn't raised in the house of a drug abuser, and doesn't use them. He keeps them for an emergency, though.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #236 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:30:09 AM »

I secretly wait for an opportunity to use Incinerate!, but then I smell something wafting up from Baby Sauron. He needs a new diaper. I look around, trying to find anywhere that could potentially hold diapers.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #237 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:50:38 AM »

Jim finds a diaper golem. Roll for initiative.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #238 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:58:29 AM »

Knowing my attack stat is weak, I roll to politely ask the golem to give me one of diaper finger nails.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #239 on:** May 23, 2009, 01:05:26 AM »

The golem punches Jim. The fist is soft, but the wall he hits is not. Thankfully, Baby Sauron isn't in the baby harness...wait, Baby Sauron isn't in the baby harness?! He begins crawling toward the diaper golem.