Author Topic: DANGER DUNGEON (Read 46203 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #255 on:** May 26, 2009, 05:24:54 PM »

Turtlekid regained control of his mind, but died along with the flea.
Rao rolls a cow on its left side, which means that the scorpions get to shoot the Terminator with a plasma rifle. It retaliates and shoots one of the scorpions' tails.
TEM sees a walking pineapple and its friend the plastic bag man. They give him some hallucinatory weapons including the rod of daymares. Whether these work outside of hallucinations or not is still in question.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #256 on:** May 26, 2009, 05:39:07 PM »

I respawn in Lumbridge. I lose the knife and the sack of infinite potatoes, though.

Toad · « **Reply #257 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:47:00 PM »

I assume that I defeated a flea spawn..? I rolled a pair of dice after that post and rolled snake eyes..

I walk a short distance and see Rao and the scorpion army fighting the Terminator.

TEM · « **Reply #258 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:05:15 PM »

I use the rod of daymares on myself. Roll for effect.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #259 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:38:04 PM »

TEM sits in a corner for a week on what appears to be an acid trip.

Rao · « **Reply #260 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:42:19 AM »

I bust out my AWESOME LASER CANNON and just OBLITERATE THE *******.

TEM · « **Reply #261 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:58:55 PM »

Rao I really don't want your foul language to be in this game.

I roll to see if I'm riding a Unicorn on Saturn or France (the Neptune version of France).

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #262 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:16:04 PM »

Neptune France it is.
Toad is temporarily blinded. Where did the laser cannon come from?

Rolling down the road is an inexplicable new monster with 43 eyes and 212 toes.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #263 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:23:52 PM »

I decide to befriend the monster, as I can't fight it with only my shield.