Author Topic: DANGER DUNGEON (Read 46196 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:15:34 PM »

I JOYN THE GAEM

Captain Jim · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:20:06 PM »

I decide to quest for a supermarket, to buy food for my baby Sauron. I equip the Harness of +7 Baby Carrying, and equip Baby Sauron to the harness. I want to take the bus. Do I have to roll?

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:20:36 PM »

I get lonely.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #33 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:24:15 PM »

Captain Jim wants it, so his roll to ride the magic bus succeeds. CrossEyed7's arm is grabbed by the surprisingly-strong baby, and he is dragged along. Glorb is already at the supermarket. Turtlekid is wandering around in a cave.

TEM · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:40:13 PM »

Suddenly a robot!

Captain Jim · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:47:47 PM »

I use the "Family Man" skill to show off my baby in an attempt to win sympathy from the robot.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:41:50 PM »

Robots aren't normally sympathetic, but this one is. He decides to spare Jim's life. TurtleRao (who magically appeared), CrossEyed7, and Glorb aren't so lucky, and he gets the jump on them, knocking Turtlekid unconscious (giving Rao full control of the body until its owner wakes up [which won't be until after the battle]) with his first ab-fueled hit.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:26:40 PM »

While unconscious and trapped within the depths of my own mind, I discover two things: I have PSI abilities, and I actually do like spinach.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:00:32 PM »

I quest eastward, towards the baby food aisle. I roll the dice to see what I should buy. Odd for mashed carrots, even for mashed peas.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:06:44 PM »

What Turtlekid thinks is PSI abilities is actually just gas. d2 comes up even.

Rao · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:18:06 PM »

I find a big stick and bust the robot across the head with it. He gets angry, and I take this opportunity to posses his robotic body.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:28:28 PM »

Rao rolls a critical on his Posses skill, and his assorted gangs attack the robot with reckless abandon. One of them inadvertently punches the robot in the amp-mouth's switch, shutting it down.

TEM · « **Reply #42 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:32:40 PM »

Alternate Game Kit Box Art.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:33:46 PM »

After the gas dies down, I regain consciousness and reactivate the robot, allowing Rao to possess it.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #44 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:36:56 PM »

Unfortunately, Turtlekid's uninformed action causes the robot to attack again, knocking him unconscious and giving Rao control again.

Glorb stumbles upon Box Art Skull while in the produce aisle and takes it and the money gem in its eye socket.