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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2009, 02:57:19 PM »
I bring my own tent for obvious reasons.

Also, I roll for being embarrassed or miffed at their ridicule.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #76 on: May 01, 2009, 03:07:15 PM »
I journey further East, past the end of the desert, into the forests beyond.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #77 on: May 01, 2009, 03:23:28 PM »
I check my pants for valuables that I can sell in the nearest town. I roll 12 for my Pants Searching skill.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #78 on: May 01, 2009, 04:03:17 PM »
Indifferent.

In the forests, Rao find a mysterious ring. It has a gem in it, which appears to be topaz.

CrossEyed7 finds three gold and a second pair of pants inside the first.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #79 on: May 01, 2009, 04:20:20 PM »
I search the nearby area for a weapon of my own.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #80 on: May 01, 2009, 05:51:20 PM »
I check the new pants for another pair of pants. This goes on for a while.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #81 on: May 01, 2009, 06:11:45 PM »
I pick the ring up, and put it on.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #82 on: May 01, 2009, 07:57:40 PM »
more box art
0000

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2009, 09:37:38 PM »
Nearing a terminal capacity of pants, I responsibly choose to stop taking advantage of my never-ending supply of pants. I gather up all the pants except two pairs into a big pile and begin carrying them to a merchant who will buy them off of me. Of the two pairs I keep, one of them I wear and the other I use as a Bag of Holding. I roll a supernatural 20.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #84 on: May 01, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »
0000

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #85 on: May 01, 2009, 09:58:19 PM »
I have to pee.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #86 on: May 02, 2009, 03:30:27 AM »
CrossEyed7's pants are worth a total of slightly over 20 GP after converting silver pieces into gold. The remaining silver pieces are used to purchase entrance to a restroom.

Rao feels as though he could withstand any level of heat (barring negative Kelvin) or cold (barring absolute zero) unscathed.

Turtlekid finds a sack of potatoes.

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #87 on: May 02, 2009, 03:40:31 AM »
I finish feeding baby Sauron, and decide to find a Zoo. I hear the best Zoos are in the recent past. I research time travel portals, applying my Intelligence stat.
No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #88 on: May 02, 2009, 03:58:32 AM »
Captain Jim finds info about an unstable portal near a high magical field. It recommends staying far away, as the effects of merely entering the field could scramble brains in seconds, and using the portal could cause mass world-ending temporal confusion.

There's also a perfectly safe one in a peaceful meadow suspended above a radioactive volcano.

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #89 on: May 02, 2009, 04:05:27 AM »
I quest towards the safe portal, my fatherly instincts telling me that frying my baby's brain is a no-no.
No! I don't want that!

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