Author Topic: The thread where we call each other names in the name of/lack thereof religion! (Read 9547 times)

Rao · « **on:** May 30, 2009, 12:33:01 AM »

Let's get this show on the road!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:02:18 AM »

Buddhist? Moar liek LOSERIST!!

Black Mage · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:18:51 AM »

Thank you.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2009, 06:32:21 AM »

In Calvinist Europe, God chooses you!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2009, 07:06:36 AM »

Arminian? Moar liek DARWINIAN!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:03:56 AM »

Deists smell.

Rao · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:09:05 AM »

All Hindus are cows!!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:29:40 AM »

Atheists like Fred Phelps.

nensondubois · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:42:34 AM »

Jews are barbaric genital slicers.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:58:53 AM »

Muslims... uh... hm. I can't think of anything bad to say about them.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:03:26 PM »

Calvinists are too sarcastic.

nensondubois · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:04:01 PM »

I hope that's sarcasm.

dc804 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:04:44 PM »

I like my [censored to avoid offending people of this religion] like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:05:07 PM »

Quote from: nensondubois on May 30, 2009, 12:04:01 PM

I hope that's sarcasm.

Oh, yeah, sure, that's definitely sarcasm. Totally. I can tell all the way from here.

Quote from: dc804 on May 30, 2009, 12:04:44 PM

I like my [censored to avoid offending people of this religion] like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

That'd be a good one for a lesbian to tell. "I like my coffee like I like my men: I drink tea."

Glorb · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:48:15 PM »

Orthodox Jews? More like Ortho-Cocks Poos!

The Chef · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:56:32 PM »

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on May 30, 2009, 11:58:53 AM

Muslims... uh... hm. I can't think of anything bad to say about them.

Blow themselves up in return for 40 virgins.

I went there.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2009, 04:17:32 PM »

It's okay, religion itself has done far worse.

dc804 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:01:11 PM »

Hi this is your pilot Mohammed, welcome to jack***.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2009, 10:14:34 AM »

Rao · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2009, 10:41:03 AM »

How is that relevant to the current discussion??

Glorb · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2009, 10:53:01 AM »

Why is it all PBS strips are funny until the punchline?

dc804 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2009, 11:59:42 AM »

Christianity: One woman's lie about not having an affair that has gotten seriously out of hand.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2009, 12:01:25 PM »

^
Nice one.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2009, 12:28:00 PM »

Quote from: dc804 on May 31, 2009, 11:59:42 AM

Christianity: One woman's lie about not having an affair that has gotten seriously out of hand.

Hell, yes. I've been saying that for a long time (well, thinking it, at least).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2009, 01:06:44 PM »

Talking snakes, virgin births, people rising from the grave, 140,000 admitted to heaven...it's all too fantastic to take seriously, you know?

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2009, 01:08:54 PM »

Species changing into different species, life coming from nothing... it's all too fantastic to take seriously, you know?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2009, 01:09:44 PM »

I never said that. I never said that at all. I'm a deist.

Seriously though, snakes don't talk. They don't. Sorry.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2009, 01:11:32 PM »

I didn't say you did. I just thought I'd put that out there.

Also:
Shadowbrain, ye think ye art funny but God shall smite thee for thinking such blasphemous thoughts.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2009, 02:14:12 PM »

Hey, take it out on dc804, not me.

Glorb · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:34:13 PM »

CHRISTIANS MAKE TOO MANY BABIES

Rao · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:40:40 PM »

This topic has gotten dumb and unfunny. Somebody lock it.

Glorb · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:43:21 PM »

Rao, that's like saying the Lincoln Memorial has "gotten" big.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:44:14 PM »

Quote from: Rao on May 31, 2009, 03:40:40 PM

This topic has gotten dumb and unfunny. Somebody lock it.

It wasn't funny to begin with.

Rao · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:46:23 PM »

This topic is dumb and unfunny. Somebody lock it.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:35:03 PM »

You're asking for your own thread to be locked?

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