Author Topic: Use new Oxi Clean, and the Billie Mays is Dead! (Read 12196 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:50:30 AM »

Joe gives two thumbs up!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #31 on:** July 02, 2009, 07:04:46 AM »

...And now I'm getting an electrocuted carnival barker vibe.

Plumber X · « **Reply #32 on:** July 02, 2009, 04:01:17 PM »

Believe it or not, I think his son's a red haired clone. He was on the season finale of Pitchmen doing test pitches, and he is just like his dad. Somehow, I think he'll be the subject of season two.

nensondubois · « **Reply #33 on:** July 02, 2009, 04:17:42 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on June 30, 2009, 07:49:00 PM

Just so y'all know, the following are not dead:

-Rick Astley
-Natalie Portman
-George Clooney
-P. Diddy
-Jeff Goldblum
-Harrison Ford
-Miley Cyrus
-Britney Spears
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Louie Anderson

-Rick Astley - Hope he lives long
-Natalie Portman - Have no idea who he/she is
-George Clooney - Hope he lives long
-P. Diddy - Hope he dies soon
-Jeff Goldblum - Hope he lives long
-Harrison Ford - Hope he lives long
-Miley Cyrus - hope she dies soon
-Britney Spears - In between hope she dies soon and doesn't really care either way
-Ellen DeGeneres - In between hope she dies soon and doesn't really care either way
-Louie Anderson - Have no idea who he/she is.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #34 on:** July 02, 2009, 04:20:41 PM »

...you want people to die?

nensondubois · « **Reply #35 on:** July 02, 2009, 04:51:37 PM »

Well... P. Diddy reminds me of Diddy Kong so no. And who the **** like Miley except for the reason that she's a girl? As for Britney Spears? The same reason as Miley. Ellen Degeneres is ok I guess fine for promoting individualism.

Glorb · « **Reply #36 on:** July 02, 2009, 07:42:38 PM »

-Rick Astley - Don't give a crap and never ever will
-Natalie Portman - Don't give a crap but hope she lives long anyway
-George Clooney - Hope he lives long 'cause he's my homeboy
P. Diddy - Same
-Jeff Goldblum - Same
-Harrison Ford - Same
-Miley Cyrus - Hope she fades from public consciousness soon or stops being annoying
-Britney Spears - She's mad hot as of present, so good for her
-Ellen DeGeneres - She's pretty cool, hope she lives long
-Louie Anderson - Don't give a crap, but I did back when I was a little kid

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 03, 2009, 07:53:15 AM »

Louie Anderson was almost as bad a Family Feud host as John O'Hurley is now. Probably worse, actually. John O'Hurley could at least be like Richard Dawson if he got a few scotches in him before the taping. Still, I don't want him to die, I just don't want to see him hosting my game shows. Bring back Richard Karn!

Weegee · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:14:22 PM »

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on July 04, 2008, 08:22:32 PM

I don't know, I think Billy Mays would make a good Mario. Facial hair; about the right body type; loud, excited voice.

...And mildly homoerotic to boot!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2009, 11:40:00 PM »

Is that a nipple or a pimple?

Weegee · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2009, 11:44:09 PM »

Perhaps it's a thid nipple. There's only one way to find out, CE.

Luigison · « **Reply #41 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:18:36 AM »

Weegee · « **Reply #42 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:07:26 PM »

In the immortal words of Turtlekid1...

"I los... Whoops, wrong thread."

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 10, 2009, 04:23:30 PM »

If this was You Poignant, You Lose, I might have lost.

dc804 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:36:09 AM »