Author Topic: Your Weapon of Choice?  (Read 5497 times)


  • Paid by the word
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2010, 08:26:57 PM »
try running with a chair.
Why? Office chairs typically include wheels and therefore can roll. With the right modifications, a bulky chair can be a zombie's worst nightmare.


« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2010, 08:48:20 PM »
*starts plowing into zombies down hill*
*slight speed bump ahead*


  • Old Person™
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2010, 09:45:09 PM »
I'm on my Windows machine now so I have a laser printer I could throw.  (To my left there a kids chair with a Mario plushy, but no Fire Flowers in sight.)
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2010, 10:28:37 PM »
Come on, someone out there has to have a plushy/figurine/pic of Gordon Freeman to their left.

*looks to left, sees cat* Um, are cats good for fighting zombies? It's my tame cat too, he'd be the perfect distraction. But it'd only stop one zombie and there's five million of them. I'm gonna need more cats.
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2010, 11:08:39 PM »
My hp scanjet 4300c scanner would cause some serious damage to any brain-hungry zombies. It could also be used as a shield. Further to my left is a lamp. The possibilities are almost endless if you use a lamp as a weapon.
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  • Simon Cowell
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2010, 08:26:27 PM »
A desk lamp, a piggy bank, a Mac power plug, a SNES controller and a tablet pen.

I'd have to be friggin' MacGuyver to make a plausible weapon out of this.


  • 1.41421356
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2010, 05:18:59 PM »
I got a desk lamp...
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« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2010, 09:06:34 PM »
My cell phone, a pen, a Lego mini-figure, the wireless modem (currently unplugged), the regular modem, a pack of AA batteries, my printer/scanner, the Flip video camera, the mp3 player, the Scott Pilgrim manga collection (borrowed from a friend), and my DSLite (with WarioWareDIY).

Ruling out the DS and the Scott Pilgrim manga collection, I think I could find a way to make a weapon out of these things. But not without outside help.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??


  • Tourette's
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2010, 01:29:44 PM »
A window and a piano stool...?

« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2010, 05:32:58 PM »
Is it really a "weapon of choice" if we don't have much of a choice?
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  • Max Stats
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2010, 02:52:19 AM »
Oh, great. I get to use a folder flooded with paper as a weapon. Maybe I can amuse the zombies by asking them how many pieces of paper are in it.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!


  • Bob-Omg
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2010, 02:34:49 AM »
I have three options to the immediate left of my computer screen:

-Left speaker
-My dad's German Buck Creek skinning knife.

The knife is in a box ready to be shipped out since he sold it on eBay, and that's touching the left side of the screen, so, a knife it is.

Formerly quite reasonable.