Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny beginning! But what is it about? Mario hates Peach's cake, right. Then, the Koopa Kids show up and Bowser's Castle and decide to fight the Mario Bros.?! What is this story about?
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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...
It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"