boredom killed black yoshi again

[blackyoshi]

black yoshi:AS you saw the last part of boredom strucked its victom you saw i won the dying contest and i won another horroble script and its about fungi forums and the holy shroom
00boo:YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
mamamia mario:ummm idont know about this WAIT YOU COPYED ME
black yoshi: actually the anouncer told me to do this
anouncer:*faints and dies*
black yoshi: if you ever get bored this ones new

[cable04]

oooh!
episode two, the sequel!

cable: just a quiet evening alone to watch...
mamma mia: what are we watchin'?
cable: what are YOU doing here?
mamma mia: i had to get my teeth cleaned
*someone flies in on a orange yoshi*
roshan: cable, mamma mia, we need your help. it turns out there was a second monster.  he's terrorizing washington dc!
cable: but i gotta watch...
roshan: COME ON! the others are asembled
*drive in cable's really cool awesome tubular radical bodacious far out groovy car*
thump!
*black yoshi dies...1*
*they drive in cable's really cool awesome tubular radical bodacious far out groovy car to the secret location where the league of boarders first came together*
00boo: what's the mission?
cable: *to himself* but i still want to see..
roshan: the mission is a simple one...

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[MadRhetoric]

Hey! The sequel is BoredMKII GT!! Go there! Go there 00Boo! Go there Cable04! Mowst impportant Go there Roshan! and Steve can go there to I guess......^_^

Sign my Petition!

ReturnRoshan: What Petition?

MamaMia Mario: Hmmmm,that''s right I should start a petition before asking people to sign it! I knew I forgot something!

[00boo]

im sorry i didnt look in story bourds

[cable04]

adding to the story now
roshan: our mission is to...you know what..i'm outta here until we get a real plot
cable: what?!
mamma mia: but you're important!
00boo: yeah!
cable: is it really just the four of us losers who add on to this?
black yoshi: i'm in it to die! *falls off chair and cracks his skull on the table..dies*<2>
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
computer: there is an emergency in washington dc!  a super monster is destroying anything that gets in his way! you have to go!

*they go*
monster: me am brozer to other monster youz defeated...ME WILL KILL YOU!!
*kills black yoshi*<3>
cable:*fires many different guns at the monster* this one's even tougher than the last!
mamma mia:mamma mia!
00boo:let's nuke 'im!
duke nukem: did someone call?
monster:*kills duke nukem* me am going to kill youz all!


we'll be right back after a word from our sponsor!
roshan: NO! i'm not going to advertise this stupid story until it gets a real plot! why?! i don't know why! the other one didn't have a plot either, but i don't like this one!

and now back to the show!

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[Insane Steve]

Roshan: Well, fighting a giant monster qualifies as a plot; Here I come!!!
*Roshan and Roy fly in to Washington D.C. Well, actually, Roy did all the flying. Roshan just sat there on Roy's back and played Advance Wars.*
Roshan: Crap!
All: What?
Roshan: HE TOOK OUT MY MD TANK!!!! That B@st@rd!
Roy: *sees the giant monster* (Roshan, I think we have more important things to worry about...)
Roshan: But HOW do you expect me to win withou..... *sees the monster* Wow.
*The monster picks up and eats the carcass of the old monster who was STILL impaled on the Washington monument.*
Roshan: Wow. . . . *turns his shoes to "Drill"* Let's go!
Roy: (Roshan, I don't think those will help you much....)
Roshan: So??? I like these shoes!
WHIRRRRRRRRRR.....
Cable: well i don't think they'll help you either
Roshan: Wanna bet???? *evil grin* Meh, you all are right.... I gotta get my "secret weapon" heh heh heh *goes to get the "secret weapon"*

What is Roshan's "Secret weapon?" and will it destroy the monster?

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[cable04]

i couldn't help noticing that you made me speak in all lower case....and if you're wondering why i do, it's because in real life i write in all uppercase letters
since that is considered yelling here, i thought i would just not capitalize anything <unless i emphasize something or yell>
anyway

*roshan returns*
cable: alright, mr. drill shoes, how is a toaster classify as a secret weapon?
roshan: well, no one knew about it, so it's secret
cable: oh
00boo: JUST KILL THE STUPID MONSTER!!!!
black yoshi: *to himself* i hope this wins the stupid award for week 5
*dies*
roshan: see, we just put the bread in, turn the toaster on 'super-insane-why-the-heck-does-your-toaster-need-to-be-up-this-high?' setting, put in some plutonium, and pull down the lever!
...
...
cable: how long does it take to shoot the fraggin' toast?
*SPRING!!!!!*

will the toaster work?
will anyone else reply?
will black yoshi get his wish?
find out next time on...
this show!

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