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« Reply #2940 on: December 30, 2005, 09:57:24 PM »
I say we all put in our effort, and get this place up and running again!  *Raises axe into the air*  And together, we will make the best darn Mario Bar in history!  Who's with me?!?!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #2941 on: December 30, 2005, 09:58:44 PM »
I'll help!

* Khold takes out chainsaw

« Reply #2942 on: December 30, 2005, 10:02:50 PM »
Me too! *Activates battle armor w/ jet pack and laser sword*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #2943 on: December 30, 2005, 10:04:58 PM »
Is that really necessary?

ANYWHO... Let's start on the wallpaper. Which kind should we use?
* The Sims build mode music starts

« Reply #2944 on: December 30, 2005, 10:07:04 PM »
Yes, Khold, I believe it is. LOL. :)
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2945 on: December 30, 2005, 10:20:06 PM »
I'll be the supervisor! You'll do what I tell you to do. Mr.Melee, go clean the outside. Khold, go buy a window to replace the old one. Luigi Simpson, go get some boards to fix that huge hole, and use one to hit Daisy if you see her. The Blue Toad, Put the B back on top of the building and shine the i. The o is askew too. Metal_Slug_Mario, go remove the buisiness hours paper, replace the door. Ludwig, test those mushrooms and see if they're ok.

Edit: On second thought, leave the mushrooms.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2005, 10:26:39 PM by Bird Person »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #2946 on: December 30, 2005, 10:25:19 PM »
I'll help! Uh...let's see...I'll be some sort of bouncer, although it's not like I can kick anybody out of this threat...oh well...
Alas! I have returned. (3/22/07)

« Reply #2947 on: December 30, 2005, 10:35:55 PM »
Too bad there aren't enough boards to hit Daisy. *Whispers to Daisy to slink away*

Say, BP, my bird looks just like yours. His name is Pete, and, no, I'm not distracting you so Daisy can hit you with a board. *Daisy hits BP, who faints*

Umm... hide the body. You have three minutes. Good luck.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2948 on: December 30, 2005, 10:38:36 PM »
You're fired, LS. XD
Repairs are going well. They should be done in 8 minutes or much less.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #2949 on: December 30, 2005, 10:40:09 PM »
Hey, I didn't hit you, Daisy did!
Me: Daisy, you're hired!
Daisy: Woohoo!
Me: Sorry, Daisy, you're fired.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #2950 on: December 30, 2005, 10:45:08 PM »
We're done!
Before
After
You see what the magic of MS Paint can do?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #2951 on: December 30, 2005, 11:17:57 PM »
Yep! And now, to dump all of the drink money and tips in the ocean!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #2952 on: December 30, 2005, 11:55:10 PM »
HORRAY!  And it's all because I put up the "B" and shined the "I"!!!  XD 
Drinks are on the house.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #2953 on: December 31, 2005, 12:01:15 AM »
That's pollution!  Get him! XD

I have a story to tell that doesn't really involve Mario but I have to say it anyway or I shall feel like my brain shall jolly well explode all over the crumpits.  A few days ago I saw a Game Tap commercial that showed different clips of video game characters dying (like Pac-Man, Tomb Raider, Sonic, etc.) and the music "Staying Alive" played in the background.  I couldn't believe this because for some reason I had this idea of a commercial where video game characters were close to dying and the "Staying Alive" song went with it.  I just found it neat how someone used a joke almost exactly like mine (but their's was funnier).  Great minds think alike!  And too much. 
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #2954 on: December 31, 2005, 12:04:23 AM »
Pollution? Eh? Uh... nah... I'm just... supporting the less fortunate sea creatures. :D
Yeah, that's it. *Dumps more money into the ocean*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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