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« Reply #3300 on: April 13, 2006, 04:52:14 PM »
AHHHHH! Everyone; Get out now!!
« Last Edit: April 13, 2006, 05:03:00 PM by pt_peach »
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3301 on: April 13, 2006, 04:53:54 PM »
Hey...
Look...
There is a timer on the diamond.
00:10
00:09
00:08
00:07
00:06
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01...
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3302 on: April 13, 2006, 04:59:29 PM »
Yay, 00:00. *BOOM*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #3303 on: April 13, 2006, 05:00:33 PM »
Yay?
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3304 on: April 13, 2006, 05:02:19 PM »
That one was a trick bomb! BELATED APRIL FOOLS! -_-'
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #3305 on: April 13, 2006, 05:03:35 PM »
-_-' Some kind of trick. He's probably dead.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3306 on: April 13, 2006, 05:05:29 PM »
Sorry I murdered your fiancee. I'll give you an ice cream cone to make up for it.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #3307 on: April 13, 2006, 05:05:51 PM »
Or was it?
*Rolls eyes*

Oh, and waiter, a sprite, with a sprinkle of snow, add some ray of sun, and top it off with a slice of the sun. Oh, and on the go. I planted a bomb under the ba...ooops...Did I say that out loud?
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3308 on: April 13, 2006, 05:12:56 PM »
It shall not be forgotten, but you shall be forgiven, for you were just trying to save. *runs to the drink machine* Here's your snowy-sunny sprite.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #3309 on: April 13, 2006, 08:24:02 PM »
Don't worry folks, I have experience with bombs.  All I have to do is cut this wi-BOOOOOOOOM!! *gets blow'd up.  Amazingly the bar was spared.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3310 on: April 13, 2006, 08:49:23 PM »
Oh. Jman died. *rummages through Jman's pockets*
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #3311 on: April 14, 2006, 07:17:10 AM »
Funny thing is, Jman cut the water pilot...
Most Wishy-Washy

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #3312 on: April 14, 2006, 01:58:57 PM »
TMM, the Teen Bros. and I enter.
Me: Whoa!  Was Team Rocket just here?
TM: Prepare for trouble!
TL: Make it double!
TM: To protect... (I bonk TM and TL in the heads)
Me: Not now!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #3313 on: April 14, 2006, 02:23:59 PM »
Yeah-okay-um-I'll have a diet Pepsi....In memory of Jman, of course..... 
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3314 on: April 14, 2006, 07:42:36 PM »
You know how I lost my first DS, which is probably at the bottom of a lake? My "new" one broke. I have no idea how, but the inside of the top screen is cracked and there's a huge mass of dead pixels. It still plays games but what good is it if I can't see them? Well, no problem. I can probably get a new one, or even a DS lite, selling my unwanted GameCube games combined with the money I earned with those grapefruits.

"I at least should consider which GameCube games I'll end up selling, huh?" I thought. So I turned it on and it failed to read my disk. I tried again. No help. Q-tip on lens. No. Bah! So this means I can't sell my GameCube, and can't play it until I get a Revolution. Great. I mean, I have money in my bank account, but I still needed more just to afford the Revolution, and I was going to use some on New Super Mario Bros, which I now can't play until I replace my DS. HOW DID IT BREAK IN THE FIRST PLACE?? I'm one screwed dude. I'm limited to my 64 and my GBA. I suppose I could still play GBA games using the bottom screen...
« Last Edit: April 15, 2006, 10:28:48 AM by Bird Person »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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