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« Reply #3195 on: March 07, 2006, 04:01:13 PM »
I need to check it out! What drinks are being offered here? I need a boost of energy!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3196 on: March 07, 2006, 05:00:59 PM »
It's so good to own your own 4 star hotel. Waiter can I have drink and a burger?
I see poop.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #3197 on: March 07, 2006, 05:01:38 PM »
Whos the waiter?

« Reply #3198 on: March 07, 2006, 05:03:01 PM »
let's just call her Betty for now.
I see poop.

« Reply #3199 on: March 07, 2006, 05:10:47 PM »
Betty, dear! Can you get me a strawberry smoothie with diced strawberries in it? Don't you dare put any type of liquor in it. It's against my relgion!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #3200 on: March 07, 2006, 08:08:45 PM »
The Mushroom Mage is running amok in the hotel. (sips drink) She better not wreck my Gamecube.  Where are my adopted brothers?
15 year-old Mario bros enter.
Teen Mario: Uhh, how old are you?
Kojinka: None your beeswax, (beep)!
Teen Luigi: Woah!  Okay, surrogate sis!  I think you've had enough for tonight.
*Teenage bros drag Kojinka out
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #3201 on: March 09, 2006, 04:35:42 PM »
*bartender (me) comes back in to find this* Oh. So replcements, eh? *kicks Betty out* Now then. Where were we? Oh yes. Does anyone have an order to place?
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #3202 on: March 09, 2006, 06:24:27 PM »
I want some strawberry shortcake!!!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3203 on: March 09, 2006, 08:44:10 PM »
(whips out laptop, listens to the new playlist on WTMK.) Darn this music is good! Oh, Can I have a slice Of Pepperoni Pizza?
Loyal nintendo fan since 1991! WTMK Is the best radio station EVER! Super Mario will never die!!!!!!

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #3204 on: March 10, 2006, 12:42:26 PM »
Yes and yes. First, let me go play Frogger.

*comes back* Here you go. $5  for the shortcake, and $314 for the slice o' pizza.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #3205 on: March 10, 2006, 04:02:04 PM »
I have a mushroom soup, the mushroom soda, and some mushroom drops with mushroom pizza. Oh and cut down on the mushroooms.

« Reply #3206 on: March 10, 2006, 07:27:45 PM »
man am i thirsty. Oh don't mind me I am a regular joe even though i own a ****
(not a curse word, just didn't feel like typing out 4 star)hotel across the street down by the bay where the watermellons grow. Which back to my home I dare not go because if I do my mother will say, " Did you ever see a Toad walking down the road?". Anyways what is the drink special? Give me that an some cherry pie which I hear is something hard to find around here. Actually you better make it a strawberry cheesecake. Hey it ain't everyday I get a strange craving for the exotic.
I see poop.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #3207 on: March 11, 2006, 12:51:03 PM »
Here's your food and bill, MSM.

Mush. soup= $1
Mush. soda= $.75
Mush. pizza= $pi
Mush. drops= $1,100

And mlf104:

Drink special (mushroom ala tarte)= $504
Strwbr. Chsck.= $.72

Bon appetite.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #3208 on: March 11, 2006, 12:52:00 PM »
Hey! Here's you $5! *hands Mr.Melee 5 bucks* Now, may I have a rootbeer?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3209 on: March 11, 2006, 12:55:38 PM »
*takes the $5 and runs
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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