That reminds me of a story...
About two months ago, one of my friends got shot in the eye by someone else while they were in the middle of an airgun fight. of course, one of the guns happened to be an actual BB gun. And then, when they had it on the local news, the reporter messed up and said that he (my friend) still had the BB gun lodged in his eye. That got a laugh out of everyone. (Our school watched the report on the big screen because someone had happened to tape it.)