I wonder if it's union-based...
Anywhiles, here's something I've had on my mind. A Homestar Runner movie. How would that turn out? What would the plot be? Will anything new and interesting happen? WIll it have an unexpected surprise ending? My ideas are as follows:
Strong Bad gets a new email, but it's not just any email, its an email from his long-lost cousin Strong Glad. He has announced that he's coming over to visit at Free Country USA. The problem is, when he arrives, he isn't at all how SB expected him to be. Instead he's an annoying pansy who ends up bothering everyone, inculding Homestar, who ordinarily is impervious to being annoyed. Due this more-annoying-than-Homestar monstrosity, The King of Town orders an angry mob to be formed and run SG out of town. Feeling in a vengeful mood, SG forms an evil alliance with Marshie the Marshmellow and kidnaps Marzipan and The Cheat. Now HR and SB must put aside their differences and work together to save the day. How's that for a plot?