I'd like to order a drink that stops time for fifteen minutes and transports me to a soft, still cloud at night with a full moon overhead(or a waxing gibbous if a full moon is too hard) and barely the slightest breeze blowng while I lie in a suspended moment of calm, peaceful bliss, where I will remain until the fifteen minutes are up and I will end up back in the Mario Bar. Ooh, and let the drink be drug free!