BORED-MKIII GX

[Chupperson Weird]

That's right! The BORED series comes to General Mario Chat! Hopefully, even more people will reply to the story! Here are the characters for use, so far:
Cable: Unknown person who is in the story
Roshan: An insane person with THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM, also on a quest to find the Roshan Cartoons
Roy: Roshan's orange Yoshi
Black Yoshi: A perpetually dead character who keeps dying
Steve: An omniscient 3rd party who is outside the story
MMM: MamaMia Mario, who currently resides in Death's house
Death: OOO shiny
Death's house: A place in the Cayman Islands, and also a place in Michigan
U "F" O: The Unknown "Final" Opponent
U "F" O's assistant: There are many of these clones
Evil Roshan: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 2: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 3: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 4: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 5: an evil clone of Roshan
Rosha... *SNORRRRRE*
Citrus Man: Mario with amnesia
00boo: A ghost who may be a secret agent?
clownman: What can I say
Chupperson Weird: Someone who is even more insane than Steve and Roshan but no one seems to notice. OoH hEh . . . oOh HeH
That One Guy: Uhh... it's that one guy... what's his name? Rick?
Rock: Mega Man. He was introduced into the story because of a typo in BORED-MKII GT. (Also had a short cameo in BORED_MKII Z)
Tucson, AZ: The town where everyone must visit
Cynicman: A strange guy in a cape and tights with a large "C" painted on his chest - deceased

Here's a quick(?!) recap of the last few episodes for fans of the series confused by the change of networks...

cable: I can't take any more of this! *jumps in the moat*
00boo: There goes another one...
Roshan: Who was the first?
00boo: Roy
Roshan: ROY!?
00boo: Yea, Roy
Roshan: NOOOOO! *jumps in moat*
00boo: *rolls eyes* Sigh...*jumps in moat*

u"F"o: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*gag*... they will all surely parish!

WILL THEY?
OR IS THERE PERHAPS A SECRET ENTRANCE OR SOMETHING? *wink wink*
WILL WE FINISH THIS STORY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS? (apparently not)

CW: AH HA!!
*Crashes into scene with damaged jet pack and Roshan's drill boots*

Does CW know something?
Will he tell the others?
Are the others even interested in the story anymore?
Who is George Peter Franklin?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT
- - - BORED-MKII GT!! - - -

Steve: Fine, I'll get this finished sometime. Not today. I need to get some ideas. I mean, you were sitting in a moat for... 4 months... I think you can sit there for maybe a day now...

Roshan: It's kind of cold now...

Steve:...Ugh... fine.

*Everyone climbs out of the moat.*

Roy: (Now what? And where is everyone?)
Steve: This is going to take a while...

CW: Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Roshan: What do you want?
CW: Collard Greens!!!!!!!1!!!!11!11!1
Roy: (Oh brother...)
CW: Look! Up in the sky! It's a nerd! It's Insane! It's NOT Steve!? Wait... oh well. Anyway... AAAHHH It's the U "F" O!
*Suddenly a giant monster with the body of Bowser, the programming of Sigma, and as huge as Andross... it's BowSigmAnd!*
cable: and... who?
CW: Gimme a money! *Activates stolen drill boots*
Cable: AAAAHHHH!!! MY MONEY!!! *dies*
George Peter Franklin: How sad. Hmm... did you hear that noise?
CW: Where'd that monster go??
GPF: Oh... heh heh... I just saw it leave... I think... *burp*
Roshan: Git me outta this moat!!

WILL ROSHAN GIT OUTTA THIS MOAT?
WILL THERE BE ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY?
WHERE DID BOWSIGMAND GO?
FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
AND MORE YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF

. . . . BORED-MKII GT!! . . . .

TV Producer: This show isn't doing so well.
Network Executive: You got it.
CW: What's the big idea? This is a TV show and no one told me? HI MOM
Network Exec.: We're cancelling this show.
*fans write thousands of letters to SBN (Story Boards Network) protesting cancellation*
*however, it is not enough to change their minds*
*then, a rival channel, GMC, decides to buy up all previous episodes, for possible flashback sequences, and also continues the series for the next season, under a slightly new/different name*
CW: AH HA HA HAAA!

And so begins the newest chapter in this totally insane and rather uselessly amusing phenomenon!!
Join these exciting, befuddled characters on their quest to defeat the U "F" O!
And to find the Roshan Cartoons! Which were last seen in the fake Bill Gates's bathroom!
And watch! As CW ends every sentence with an exclamation mark! And starts every new sentence with a conjunction!

Roshan: Wait... I was just in that moat over there...
Roy: (Don't start.)
cable: i'm in tuscon, az!
Black Yoshi: GkkGKkkkkKKgkKkgkkllgkgl
CW: Eeh hee hee heeeee!

Make your posts as random as you possibly can! Don't capitalize cable's speech! That's all for now!
......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhh
*Falls down deep ravine which just opened underneath him*
Roshan: Oh well.
Roy: (Aren't you going to save him?)
Roshan: Nah. He stole my drill boots. ...MY DRILL BOOTS?!?!ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢

WILL ROSHAN SAVE CW?
WILL WE KNOW WHAT HE SAID LAST?
WILL WE EVEN CARE?
FIND OUT! IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
. . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!! . . . . .

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/20/2002 11:18:01 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

*Roshan jumps into the abyss, followed by Roy*
CW: Welcome to #é//.
Roshan: That's not censored, you know.
CW: Yeah, but it's funnier this way.
Death: Welcome to #é//. First time, eh CW?
CW: Uhh... HERE! Let us go and I'll give you this!
Death: OOO shiny ok
*Exactly 14.3 minutes later*
Roshan: Exactly what did you give Death?
CW: An old tin pie plate.  ......Hey, it was shiny, OK?
*MMM can be heard*
MMM: HELP!! Who am I? What am I? Wait... don't answer that. Where am IiiIiiIiIIiiiii??
CW: Poor fella.
Roshan: Don't be sorry for him. He's just fine there. Besides, MY CARtOONS are way more important!
CW: What were you saying when I fell down there?
Roshan: I said ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢!
CW: You trademarked that gibberish?
Roshan: I don't care.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THIS BORed thing!

[Insane Steve]

Roshan: Why is this is General MARIO chat?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: How long did it take C. W. to figure all that out? I mean, the shattered remnants of the plot, all those characters, some in only one post, etc.?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: Doesn't this plot seem so far like a large rehash of the plots from the other 2?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: Why did they make the 3rd part without finishing the second part?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: Why did I say it "GIT" in the last episdoe?
Steve: I don't know.

Roy: (How do you pronounce "ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢!"?)
Steve: I don't know.
Roy: (Are you going to answer "I don't know." To every question?)
Steve: I don't know.

Roshan: Ok. Good enough for me. And can you get (NOT GIT! GET!) my shoes back?
Steve: I don't know.
Roshan: It's not funny anymore.
Steve: Fine, I'll get them back. Not now though.
Roshan: Last time you said "Not now", I sat in a moat for 4 months.
Steve: So? I am too unimaginative to figure out how to get them back. I used to be really good at this... but I need to get some of my storywriting abilities back.
Roshan: What exactly happened to the U "F" O or whoever C. W. made it... I forgot its name.
Steve: It'll probably attack when you least expect it.
Roshan: I will always expect it.

When will the U "F" O oor whatever his name is come back?
Will thees thread make it into the triple digits like the oother 2?
And why is every BOORED episode in a different boord? Where will BOORED IV be? Game Help? TMK Discoosion?
Who knows?

Find oot next time on...
BOORED-MKIII GX!

Roshan: They really need to get rid of that announcer from Minnesota.
00boo: No problem BOOOOOOOOOOOM! *announcer dies*

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

Rocky: Hey! He lived in Frostbite Falls!
Bullwinkle: Yeah! Why'd you do it?
Rocky: Nevermind. Come on.
*Rocky and Bullwinkle leave*
CW: All your questions will now be answered, in reverse order:

Me.
Actually, I don't know that.
Hopefully.
U "F" O: NOW! BUAH HAH HAH HA HAA!! (Oh, and my name is BowSigmAnd! I need a new name!)
"Oethaereturnpilinendpound¿sectionsectionsectionthornssâ„¢!"
Your point of origin momentarily changed to the Oklahoma panhandle.
The network's fault. They stopped it midseason, moved it to this network, and hired new script writers, in an attempt to gain a larger audience. (And more writers)
Rehashes can be funny.
A few days.
It switched networks.

NOW... TO THE STORY!
U "F" O: *looks in mirror* Dude, I'm ugly.
U "F" O's Assistant: Hmm... I'd have to agree.
U "F" O: WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YOU MORON!!
U "F" O's Assistant: *Punches U "F" O in the nose*
U "F" O: Why'd you do THAT??
U "F" O's Assistant: Well, you look better now.
U "F" O: GARRRRRR!!
Teri Garr: What is it, sir?
U "F" O: GOAOAORRRRRR!!! NOT YOU!
Teri Garr: This isn't my boss's office.
U "F" O: OUT!
Garr: *leaves*

WILL WE SEE GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN AGAIN?
WILL HE RETURN FROM BORED-MKII GT?
FIND OUT! IN THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND ...
I MEAN, FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
 . . . . . BORED-MKIII GX! . . . . .

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/17/2002 8:34:53 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

Well, I just got done reading BOREDOM HAS STRUCK ITS VICTIM!... highly entertaining. I'm thinking about copy-editing it and putting it on a web site somewhere... then I might do the same with BORED-MKII GT... and I have some great ideas for this show... but I'm too tired to do it now.

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

[Chupperson Weird]

Plungerman: Do I get to be in this story?

CW: I WILL be back!

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

[Insane Steve]

Entertaining. I didn't have a good follow up yesterday, and it appears I am suffering the same fate today. I am posting to let you know I have not simply lost interest in the story...

Roshan: At least make SOMETHING interesting happen today...

Steve: Fine...

*Nothing interesting happens.*

Of course, this is a joke, and thus something interesting hapened. However, as something interesting happened, it is no longer funny, and thus no longer interesting. However since nothing interesting happened and I said it would it is funny, and thus something interesting happened. However because it is no longer funny....

Steve: Wow. I almost confused myself there.

MEANWHILE

U "F" O: The ennui here is impressive.
Assistant: Quite.
British guy: Bloody right-io.
Assistant: Great, we're talking like British people now.
British guy: Well, I notice you are in a bit of a sticky wicket here... Don't look so glum, old chap. Perhaps I can be of assistance? My name is Gregor Lancaster IV, Esq.
U "F" O: Do I HAVE to say all that?
G. L. IV, Esq.: Of course not, chap, you can call me Gregor.
Assistant: ...

Can't we just call you Greg?

Greg(or): Well, I don't know... but what I do know is how to defeat these (Insert British slang for "troublemakers" here).

What is Gregor Lancaster IV, Esq.'s plan?
Why is his name so long?
Steve: Oh, come on! That's easy! Because he's BRITISH!!!
Will the U "F" O ever attack?
Will everyone else encounter the U "F" O first?
Will Plungerman become a part of this story? (Up to C. W. here)
Will everyone else just stop STANDING THERE?
Roy: (Kind of hard when you don't type anything about us going anywhere...)
Steve: RIIIIIGHT.... *runs*

Find out the answers to anywhere from 0 to about half-if-you-are-lucky of these somewhat riveting questions on...

BORED-MKIII GX!!!!

PS: If you are British and I insulted you, sorry. But come on, the U.S. is worse. You know it; I know it... o don't take offense to it.

(Hmmmmm... that destroyed the purpose of the first paragraph. Ah well.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/19/2002 4:51:46 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

Plungerman: http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/plungerman.jpg
...Yep, I'm real.
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Greg(or): Yes, here is my plan... *whisper secret rhubarb*
U "F" O: OOH! That's good!
Greg(and): I know, old bean.
Greg(if): Why are you putting variables on my name?
CW: Hey, this is cool! I exist in two dimensions at once!
Greg(not): This boolean is getting to be old hat, dear boy.
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Roshan: Do you have any idea where George Peter Franklin went?
CW: Hmm... last I knew, he was over around that wall...
GPF: *runs around into view* Oh yes, old boyI MEAN FELLAS
Roy: (You're acting kinda weird today...)
GPF: What?
Roy: (Forget it.)
GPF: What?
Roshan: He said forget it already!
GPF: Ah. Umm... I have... something to attend to... over here... it's a... um... SURPRISE! YES! That's it! I'll be right back...
Black Yoshi: *YAARRGH*
GPF: WHOOPS! Wrong button!
CW: Look what I found!
Steve Doll: Gimme some of that popcorn.
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Greg(/): Yes, old chap, time for a bit of fun, what?
U "F" O: What would that be?
Assistant: Tea and Crumpets? MMM... Crumpets.
Greg(!): No, you fool...

WHAT IS GREG(OR)'S PLAN?
CW: Weren't we supposed to find out in this episode?
WILL WE FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE?
Gregor Lancaster IV, Esquire: Not bloody likely.
WILL CW GET A FENDER STRATOCASTER?
WILL ROY GET A $700.23 DRUM SET?
WHAT IS GEORGE PETER FRANKLIN'S PART IN ALL THIS?????

FIND OUT NEXT TIME (maybe) ON
 . . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!!!!! . . . . .


*denotes change of location

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

[Insane Steve]

Amazing. Another day, another lack of a good folllow-up. Right.

Roshan: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Something's wrong. I can't make a good story part.
Roy: (Can I get a drum set?)
Roshan: Ok, after this ends, but... It'll won't be $700.23, moreso in the tens of thousands of dollar range. I do have several billion dollars back home, remember?
Roy: (Strange. George is talking really strange recently...)
Steve: A lot like Gregor.
Roshan: Who is Gregor?
Steve: Uhhh.... No one... *runs*

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Gregor: We bloody well can't have tea and crumpets now! 'Tisn't 4 on the clock yet!
U "F" O: I want crumpets NOW!

-----------------------------------

Roy: (I'm hungry.)
Roshan: You're always hungry.
Steve: Want some crumpets?
Roshan: What the...?
Steve: Uhhh.... *runs again*
Roy: (I'm still hungry...)
Roshan: Well... here... eat this.... uh.... thing. I don't know what exactly it is.
Roy: (It doesn't look that safe...)
Roshan: ...
Roy: (I don't even know what it is...)
Roshan: Fine then, eat this... uh... imaginary cake. Yea, have that. *sarcastic sneer*
C. W.: Why am I never in Steve's posts?
Steve: Errr.... *runs*
Roshan: Give me my freakin' shoes back!
C. W.: I like them.
Roshan: SO DO I!
Roy: (This won't end soon I don't think...)

5 hours later

Roshan: GIVE THEM BACK!
C. W.: NO!!!
Roshan: Give them!
C. W.: NO!
Roy: (Ugh....)

No questions today. Sorry to disappoint you all.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

Plungerman: Give ME the shoes!
CW & Roshan: NO!!!
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U "F" O: I want those shoes.
Gregor: Those shoes would come in quite useful...
-----------------------------------
Roy: (Enough with this reality show already!)
Roshan: GAH, those are annoying. Game shows are much better.
CW: Eeh hee hee hee heeeee! *presses button on drill boots* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Death: ----
CW: Don't even start. *pushes another button*    *begins to rise back up the way he came at an alarming speed*
Roshan: Give me those shoes! See, you don't even know how to use them!!
CW: Hmm... Well, alright. But you have to promise to get me a drum set and a Stratocaster when this story is over with.
Roshan: Sure, fine. *evil grin*
CW: I've got better shoes anyway. Look! *beep* Instant automatic Collard Greens and Cottage Cheese! Eww... I don't like Collard Greens. Anyway... *bebeep* Hey! Burritos! MMM... burritos. *chomp*
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Assistant: I want burritos!
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CW: Hey Steve! Why is "Gregor" almost the same name as "George"?
Steve: Uhh... *runs*

WILL STEVE ASK QUESTIONS IN THE NEXT EPISODE?
WILL STEVE STOP RUNNING LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ANOTHER EPISODE?
WHAT IS MATCHBOX TWENTY'S LEAD SINGER'S NAME?
CW: Oh. I just found out. It's Rob Thomas. Nevermind.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF BLACK YOSHI?
George: Does it matter? *guilty grin*

P.S. I added the story bridge for why the series stopped and restarted over on this board... see first post on this page.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/20/2002 11:21:39 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

Greear

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh

[Insane Steve]

*SCENE DELETED*

Roshan: Ok, what the ---?
Steve: Boring scene again.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/22/2002 8:12:46 PM

[Insane Steve]

Roshan: What is a "Greear"?
Steve: I don't know...
Roy: (I think it is merely some noise)
Roshan: I think it's a monster.
Steve: I think you should shut up.

This is a short episode. Deal with it. I was lazy today.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[Chupperson Weird]

What, the reat of that half hour was filled with ...infomercials?

*Suddenly, CW's sound waves become a massive monster!*
Greear: GREEAR!!
CW: AAAHHH!!!
Roshan: I knew it. Why'd you have to make noise?
CW: Oh please. Like I knew that was going to happen.
*Three more Greears!*
Roy: (OH NO!)

*Laziness plagues both writers!*

Hmm.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/22/2002 8:24:27 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

U "F" O: Now, to take the plan into action!
Gregor: Right-o.
---------------------------------
cable: hey guys! come on in! the water's fine!
*flash*
Roshan: What was that?
CW: I dunno, but at least the Greeargs are gone.
cable: look! i found a secret entrance to the castle or whatever!
Roy: (Hmm... looks suspicious.)
Samus: Oh please don't write me into this story.
Fox: Why not?
Krystal: This is ridiculous.
Luigi: What? I finally have a line?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Roy: Yoshi yoshi?
Yoshi: Yoshioshi!
Roy: Wehabbo!
*suddenly, a large square grey room appears around them all*
Roshan: Now what's this?
CW: Hmm... maybe the Steve doll has something to say. *pulls string*
Steve Doll: Nothing is as real as it seems.
Roshan: Hmm. Good point. *walks into wall, and through it* Wow!
CW: *walks into a different wall* OW! *bumps nose*
Steve Doll: Nothing is as fake as it seems.
CW: Now ya tell me...

WILL THERE BE QUESTIONS NEXT TIME?
WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY ALL THESE NINTENDO CHARACTERS?
WILL THESE QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
 . . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!!!! . . . . .