Steve: Yaaaaay. 2 posts and it will take me a nice 100 sentence report to set everything right again.
BooBuddy: You can't do it in 100 sentences.
Steve: Wanna bet? 100 bucks says I can.
C.W: I'll take it.
Steve: 100 sentences, starting.... now.
Roshan: (1) Hey, we beat all the Greears, but where did Roy go?
C. W.: (2) Ummmmmm...
C. M.: (3) Hey, guys, there's something I have to tell you about the U "F" O...
Roshan: (4) Does it have anything to do with where Roy is?
C. M.: (5) Better, see, it has to do with.... *whisper whisper*
Roshen: (6) Mpppooofff.
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Roy: (7) (This is great. (8) How exactly am I supposed to get back and help Roshan and everyone else if I am stuck up here?)
B. Y.: (9) (Errg, I know a way to get away from here, been there way too much.)
Roy: (10) (How long is it?)
B. Y.: (11) (Pretty long. (12) And do you HAVE to use that humanized Yoshi laguage around me? (13) It's kind of ... insulting? (14) Maybe? (15) Sort of?)
Steve: (16) That was a waste of my sentences.
*(17) They travel down the long, winding path to get back to the real world.*
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Roshan: (18) This is great. (19) Not only can I NOT find Roy, but it looks like.. oh yes, the Greears are back again.
C. M.: (20) I'll take care of them. (21) Lime Liftoff!!!
* (22) Citrus man does a Lime Liftoff and attacks the Greears. (23) A mere 15 minutes later, they are defeated... for now.*
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Gregor: (24) Now what are we bloody well going to do?
U "F" O: (25) We return to the castle! (26) CitrusMan is busy with the new batch of Greears, We killed the Orange Yoshi that they had a while back... and we can't lose now!
Gregor: (27) I'm not certain, dear chap. (27.5) One does not ----
U "F" O: (28.5) Just shut up now.
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* (29.5) That One Guy is preparing his part of Gregor's plan. *
T. O. G.: (30.5) I think everyone forgot about me, but I just know my plan will work. (31.5) All I have to do is capture that Orange Yoshi they have, which shouldn't be that hard seeing as how idiotic they've been as of recent, lure them over here, and take them all out in one swoop! (32.5) MUHAHAHAHAHA!
U "F" O (over radio): (33.5) Errrr, That One Guy? (34.5) We have a problem, see, your plan is being changed a little, seeing as how we've managed to kill the Orange Yoshi...
T. O. G.: (35.5) What?????!?!?!? (36.5) Oh, that's nice, now what are we doing?
U "F" O: (37.5) Me and Gregor have figured it out. (38.5) All we have to do now is *whisper whisper*...
T. O. G.: (39.5) Man, that's great; that even better than the last one!
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Roshan: (40.5) I know he's here somewhere...
C. W.: (41.5) We've been looking for him for hours! (42.5) He's not here, just stop looking!
00boo: (43.5) Will I get to blow up anything?
* (44.5) Suddenly, without warning, they all fall into a pit trap.*
Shadowy Voice: (45.5) MUHAHAHAHAHA! (46.5) You guys are so easy to beat!!
Roshan: (47.5) Ugh...., Rick? (48.5) Not you again!!!
T. O. G.: (49.5) That's right, I got you all GOOD!!! (50.5) And soon I'll do away with you all! (51.5) Now who should I start with?
* (52.5) A shadowy figure appears in the background. (53.5) Before That One Guy can waste everyone, he suddenly falls into the hole, and is knocked unconsious temporarily.*
Roshan: (54.5) Huh? (55.5) Who was that???
Roy: ( (56.5) That was TOO easy.)
C. W.: (57.5) Roy came back! (58.5) We can stop looking now...
Roshan: (59.5) No, it CAN'T be. (60.5) Roy had all that tar, and that Yoshi has a perfectly normal voice.
Roy: ( (61.5) You moron, I got rid of carrot the tar! (62.5) Errr.... most of it, anyway.)
* (63.5) Roy hacks up the remaining tar. (64.5) It lands squarely on Black Yoshi's head. (65.5) He falls into the hole, and instantly dies of a cracked skull.*
Roshan: (66.5) That's nice, but how do we get out of here?
Roy: ( (67.5) Ugh..., remember. (68.5) I CAN FLY!!!)
Roshan: (69.5) Right....
* (70.5) Roy flies everyone out of the hole.*
Roshan: (71.5) Now what?
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Steve: HA! 71.5 Sentences! You owe me 100 bucks!
C. W.: I fail to see the point of a half of a sentence.
Steve: ... You still owe me 100 bucks.
What IS the point of half a sentence? And how long will it be until the world is severly messed up again?
Find out next time on... Crap, you know the name of the show.
(No one better post between now and when i made this.)
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/25/2002 6:44:04 PM
