BORED-MKIII GX

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Now that WOULD be lame. And I would have been dead before anything else, too. I'll be back later....

[Chupperson Weird]

What? No one else has posted here since me? Insanity! Insanity, I say!
Jerry Seinfeld: Maybe I can help.
CW: I think not.
Seinfeld: Oh, come on.
CW: Whatever. You're not really here anyway, so what the heck. The show was kinda funny, but that has nothing to do with it. At any rate, we have to get to the point of my true origin!
Roy: (Why is that?)
CW: Because I forgot where I come from!
Roy: (Oh, well this is gonna take a while...)
Roshan: Let's see. Now, we have to defeat the U "F" O, find my cartoons, find my cards, AND find C. W.'s origin point! Anything else?!
CW: Heheheheheh.

[cable04]

cable: i'm never going to find them, am i?
luigi: i found them!
cable: *turns to where luigi is pointing*
cw: and you have to clean my socks
roshan: *making a list* uh-huh
cw: and buy me food
roshan: uh-huh
cw: and ...
cable: guys! i found you!
roshan: Oh, hi cable.  We stopped looking for you.  Actually, we forgot you were in the story.
cable: *lip quivers as his eyes fill with tears* oh... *jumps off a cliff*

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[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Roshan you idiot, now you have to go get cable too!
Roshan: *writing* Uh-huh
CW: *kicks list out of Roshan's hand* NOW!
Roy: (Since when are you the commander?)
CW: None of you are from a world other than this Earth!
Roy: (Oh yeah? You can't even prove you're --)
CW: Thuefnefujkkk--. Dzdzdttt-ngaaagck! Brruendrrundddrn. Nienggck trsflgraagh nrbrkqus!
Roy: :-X
A passing unidentified mammal: Meowoof!
Roshen: That looks weird. YUM
A passing unidentified mammal: YOW!
CW: Hey Roshan, you got cable yet?
Roshan: *hanging upside down from cliff* ARRGH not yet...
Hot Shot: Transform and combine!
Roshan: ?
Hot Shot: *flies to where cable is falling and catches him, then brings him up to solid ground*
Roshan: ??
Hot Shot: *flies away*
Roshan: ????
CW: I wonder if Alexis was in there?
Roy: (Oh dear. I knew it would come to this.)
cable: hey CW, i've been thinking. if you're so powerful and stuff, why don't you just get rid of the u "f" o?
CW: Uhhh.... *runs*

[Insane Steve]

Roy: (Ok, Steve, this is getting out of hand. You need to post here more often!)
Steve: Once a week isn't enough? Bah.
C. W.: No, it's not.
Steve: It is to me. So... shut up.
Roshan: What? You mean someone else got him? Ah, crap!
Steve: You aren't very good at anything when other people post, aren't you?
cable: i don't think he's good at anything when you post either.
Roshan: Shut up! All of you!
Steve (Obviously not listening): Can anyone here make that u with the dots over it (I know what it's called, but not how to spell that word. Umlat or something like that. I know for a fact that isn't right.) for me? I want to spell "Uber" correctly. I like that word. Rolls off your tongue. I can't type it though.
Roshan: Are you even listening?
Steve: And then I could talk in a fake German accent, you know, like "You ah not Uber! I vill sveep you of yo puny little feet!" That is gold.
Roy: (I seriously hope you don't talk like that for the rest of the story...)
Steve: Na. I likely won't do so again.

--------MEANHWILE--------

U "F" O: They aren't doing anything.
Gregor: At this rate, we'll actually finish this bloody plan before they get here.
T O G: Actually, I think they need to actually BE here to do Part 14...
Gregor: That's rubbish. I know they don't HAVE to be there...

--------MEANWHILE--------

See, cable, I haven't forgotten about you. Only temporarily. In fact, I forgot my Swimming locker combination for good about 1 day ago. Opened it in the morning, and twice a day for the last 3 months, and suddenly forgot it in the afternoon, and never recalled it. I can't remember a lot of things. Don't worry.
C. W.: Steve, it appears you've forgotten your name before that line too...
Steve: ... Shut up.
Roy: (Ah, your favorite line ever. The ellipsis followed by a calm "Shut up".)
Steve: ... Shut up.
Luigi: Hey, I got another line!
Steve: ... Shut up.

*sudden realization*

Apropos of nothing, we need to restore the randumbness that made the first two episodes funny.

And yes, I spelled it like that on purpose.

Roshan: Haha. "Randumbness". Good one.
Steve: I also like the made up word "Lojik". It's my way to say "Flawed logic". Ah well.

When will I stop coming up with bad puns?
Is the plot EVER going to go ANYWHERE?
Where were all the questions in my previous posts?

Steve: Oh, here they are! dklfhapghopaor??eiw?dopa?WPAFKA?TOkaldaeeeeeeeooa?WNFQuapqfjals?DLAEEOOOPASTTHOMaseeointleassaaaannceuupoddhiooerNESCCSLLRT??

It appears they got mixed up. How disappointing.

Find out next time on BORED 3 or whatever it's called.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Well, like I said on the first page, "make your posts as random as possible!"
Steve: ... Shut up.
CW: That didn't deserve a "shut up"! Oh yeah, and why did you say "you are not über"? "You are not over"? What is that supposed to mean?
Steve: ... Shu
cable: *runs over to steve and puts duct tape on steve's mouth*
CW: WOW! How did he do that??
Steve: *thinking* I thought this only happened to Roshan, not me.
CW: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält!
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt:
/: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt! :/
Roy: (So ...what? You have to sing in every post now?)
CW: Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
sollen in der Welt behalten
ihren alten schönen Klang,
uns zu edler Tat begeistern
unser ganzes Leben lang:
/: Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang! :/
Roshen: I'm hungry.
CW: Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
/: blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
blühe, deutsches Vaterland. :/
Roshan: ENOUGH ALREADY!
cable: that was kinda cool
CW: God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
Roshan: I think he's bored.
CW: Impossible. I don't get bored. It's a true fact. I'm just weird.
MMM: No kidding. Hey, why am I in this post?
CW: Well, I needed another character and
Ghost of the Ghost of the Talking Monkey: I bet you weren't expecting to see me!
Roshan: Aw, crap. I bet I can't shoot you since you're a ghost.
Roshen: Gh-gh-gh-GHOST!!! *runs away*
Shaggy: Well he's easily frightened.
CW: Shaggy? I'm letting my mind wander too much here.
Fred Flintstone: Hiya fellas...
CW: AAAHHHH!!!
 *POOF*
CW: That's better.
cable: so are you going to sing anymore?
CW: God is playing marbles, with his planets and his stars, creating havoc through my life, with his influence on Mars...
Roshan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
---------MEANWHILE----------
Megatron: I'll gladly help you if you help me destroy Optimus Prime.
U "F" O: Hmm...
Gregor: There's that "Optimus Prime" again...
T O G: I say that's fine, as long as we get part 15 ready. Or is that part 17?
U "F" O: ...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
WHY DID STEVE SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT OVER?
WHY IS CW SINGING?
CW: I'm HAPPY, that's why! Got a problem, pinky?
WHY IS CW HAPPY?
CW: Because, my girlf... nevermind!!
WILL THERE BE ANYMORE QUESTIONS?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THIS HERE THINGY!

[cable04]

cable: why does luigi always dissappear when i'm around you guys?
roshan: Well, you see, cable. You have a certain condition I like to call Ümak, or alt+0220 mak
cable: wha-*when all of a sudden a giant man-eating chinchilla drops out of the sky!* - look! it's a giant man-eating chinchilla, who dropped out of the sky!
roshan: It's clobberin' time!
cable: you can't say that
roshaN: Why not?
cable: it's got to be copyrighted © or something

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[cable04]

[sorry for the double post]
roshan: by whom?
cable: the thing!
roshan: The what-now?
cable: the thing. you know. ben grim from the fantastic four
roshan: Oh, yeah. The Thing, Ben Grim... yeah...
*BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOM!
cw: quest-ce que c'est?!
roy:(from the looks of it, the chinchilla exploded)
roshEn: you know what that means?
roy: (that the chinchilla exploded?)
roshan: That we don't have to worry about fighting it?
cable: that we don't have to steal catch phrases? *dirty look at roshan*
roshEn: no, it means we have CHINCHILLA FOR SUPPER!
cw: alright! that's a delicacy where i come from!
*everyone starts eating it*

------meanwhile... back at the ranch..er, u"F"o hq-----
u"f"o: how did phase 12 go?
grego: the bloody man-consumin' chinchilla done and exploded 'imself.
u"f"o: of all the terrible henchmen...
gregor: i ain't no terrible 'enchmen. i'm the best 'ere is in chiresquire
u"f"o: but we're in -
gregor: i know where we are!  don't worry, phase 13 will go a lot bet'er
u"f"o: i'll believe it when i see it, you have proven yourself very useless lately
gregor: shoo. y'ain't gotta get all up in my grill 'bout it.
u"f"o: i jus' playan'
gregor: y'all play too much

meanwhile [hey! where are my --'s?]
roshan: ...and he was like "not me! why would you kill me?" and i was like "you told me to kill some one" and he was like-
cable: WE KNOW! you've told us that freakin' story so many times! besides, i was there! though i might have been dead at the time...

have i returned BORED to it's former randumbness?
probably not, but every little bit helps

i only double posted because my dad kicked me off the computer and i didn't feel like modifying my other post

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[Insane Steve]

Steve: Ok, "You are not over" is a VERY loose translation of "You suck". Or shall I say, you sück. Over as in above average, kind of.
C. W.: Are you going to put those over all your Us now?
Steve: ... Shüt üp.
Roshan: You mean I can't clobber anything? This sucks, or as you'd say, isn't "über". I think that's a dumb word, personally.
Steve: Nope, you just did NOT insult my favorite German word. Nope. I won't take this.
Roshan: So?
Steve: Über! Über! ÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜber...
Roy: (Are you done yet?)
Steve: ÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜberÜber! Ü. ber.
cable: that's qüite enoügh.
Ghost of the gho... Meh, I'm too lazy to type it: You all are forgetting aboüt me! ... Ok, why are there dots over my u?
C. W.: Steve has "ümlat fever". Don't mind him.
Steve: Riiiiight. Hey, you can put them over Os too! And As! Hähähä! Yöü äre nöt über!
Roy: (Are you going to do that to every line?)
Steve: Hell no! I'm too lazy!

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: Crap! That bloody well didn't work either!
U "F" O: See? I TOLD YOU you couldn't possibly remove the lines around the MEANWHILE from EVERYONE's posting!
Steve: That sounds like a wager to me...
T O G: Why don't you just leave?
Steve: I don't feel like it. Well, maybe I do now. *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: See? I stopped using umlats. Happy?

I don't have the questions. They're lost in that pile of letters. If you want to try and rearrange them, go ahead.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: *reading FF comic book* GASP! Modulus is about to -- grggrugoeeuwww!
Roshan: What?
CW: Modulus separated the molecules in Sue's hand and Ben's skin... oh, incidentally, cable, that's Ben Grimm, not Grim. Thank you, that is all. I couldn't let that slip, since Fantastic Four® is the world's greatest comic magazineâ„¢! Not to mention being my fazovite comic mag.
Roshan: What's "fazovite"?
CW: It's me, trying to type "favorite", but my left hand was out of place by one key. Or something like that.
Roy: (This isn't very random.)
CW: Well exuuuuuuuse me! I'm better at satire than randumbness.
Roy: (Well then where's the satire?)
CW: I haven't found anything good to parody yet. Cable's the man you should talk to for randumbness. He's WAY better at it than me.
cable: suddenly, a tornado comes and picks us up and carries us to garlogomand!
and then we all got eaten by godzilla and he blew up and ate the chinchilla!
and then jimbo ate some pie!
and geieggrgnri was declared as the newest national holiday!
Frostbite: And then Poland was attacked by monkeys!
Mark Twain: Now son, I say that if man was meant to eat wings, he'd have flown the coop long ago!
CW: ... Hey Steve, was that Parakarry with your stack of letters just now?
----------MEANWHILE----------
U "F" O: I ... can't think of anything to say.

WILL THE U "F" O THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY?
WILL

... I can't think of any more questions.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/10/2003 8:00:55 PM

[MadRhetoric]

Hey Cable!  I already knew about the new TMNT show.  It's gonna rock!

MangaMan:  Look, it's a newbie!  KICK THE NEWBIE! *kicks CW*

MamaMia Mario:  You're not allowed to kick the newbie!  *Boots MangaMan back to the moon*

MangaMan:  I touched a real boobie once!  Mwehehehehe *lands on the moon with a thud*

MMM:  Now we know how the Moon got it's craters....TO THE BAT MOBILE!  *Hops in Batmobile*

[Min-T]

MMMMMFFFFF!!!!

[MadRhetoric]

MMMario:  It appears I have forgotten that I locked Min-T in the trunk...

Steve: No, it was me who forgot.

MMM:  I see...*unlocks trunk and pulls out Min-T* TO THE BAT MOBILE! *jumps in Bat mobile with Steve and Min-T*

Steve:  Now what?

MMM:  We sing the theme song!  Doodoodoodoo, BATMAAAAAN!  BATMAAAAAAN!

Steve:  and his young ward, Dick Tracy.

MMM:  I could make SO many jokes right now....choices, choices...

------MEANWHILE....Dun dun duuuuun....----


MangaMan:  Look....it's cheese!

Man in the Moon:  I was a real man once!

MangaMan:  and now you aren't?

MITM:  No, I'm a girl.

MangaMan:  I'll be going now.  *Runs all the way around the Moon*

MITM:  Welcome back.

MangaMan:  Aaaaaah!! *runs around the moon again*

MITM:  Want some cheese?

MangaMan:  Thank you. *eats cheese and runs around the moon again*


-----Back on Terra----

Steve:  Can I impale it?

MMM:  I think it's still alive.

Steve:  Even better!

Roy:  It's.....moving.....eeew....

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!! *poke*
Roshan: Ok, so WHAT exactly are you trying to impale here?
Steve: Hell if I know! *poke*

---------MEANWHILE---------

MangaMan: Ok, so I'm stuck here (for now) with this crazy freak. That's just nice.
MITM: Want more cheese? I have all kinds! I have swiss, American, Cheddar...
MM: Aaaaaaah!!! *runs*
MITM: Mozerella? Gouda? Muenster? Garganzola? Bleu? ... Are you listening?

---------MEANWHILE---------

C. W.: That's nice, Steve left.
cable: so what are we going to do now?
Steve: Erg, I'm back.
C. W.: You're never back.
Steve: *sarcasticly* I know what we can do! Let's play kick the newbie again! *evil grin*
C. W.: ... Shut up.
Steve: Ok, that's my line. Don't steal it. In fact, I'm trademarking it.
C. W.: You're a freak, you know that?
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢

Where is this going? Find out nex...

Roy: (Why didn't I get a line there?)
Steve: You just did. See?
Roy: (Oh.... riiiiight....)

Ok. Why is everyone obsessed with getting lines? Find out nex...

Luigi: I want a line too!
Roshen: How about me?

Steve: Forget it.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

Wow, that was a lot more randumbâ„¢ than in recent times! But who says I be a newbie? I have made at least 40 posts in the BORED topics alone!
Steve: *kick*
CW: *whips out... uhh... the P.A. System of Death!* AH hAHAAAA AAHHAAH!!
*everyone runs, screaming with their hands stuck on their ears*
Death: I was wondering where that went.
CW: *still talking in the P.A. System* NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING THIS BACK FROM ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Death: I'm still wondering how MamaMia Mario escaped from me.
MMM: AH HAha! You'll never know!
MM: Cheese! Must escape the ... CHEESE!!!!
Steve: *poke*
CW: Hey Steve, how'd you get here?
Steve: Hell if I know. *poke*
CW: I can't believe I typed that.
Roy: (What's my line?) *grin*
CW: *whap* *biff* *oof* BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
BanaNanaNanaNanaNanaNana NA --
BAAATMMMAAANNN!!!! Hey, what's you guys's favorite Batman episode? I'd have a hard time picking mine.
*Death is still advancing on MMM*
*MangaMan is still running around the moon*
*cable is still ... somewhere*

WILL DEATH GET TO MMM?
HOW OLD IS MMM? IS HE TOO YOUNG TO DIE?
WHEN WILL MANGAMAN STOP RUNNING AROUND THE MOON?
MangaMan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHERE IS CABLE?

FIND OUT TOMORROW!
SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL!