Author Topic: Bored â„¢©® (Read 40908 times)

MadRhetoric · « **on:** January 24, 2004, 10:44:00 PM »

It was a cold day in Citrus land.

Zit: Haha, I will destroy this pitiful land!

FlamboyantGuys: Yes, master!

Zit: Haha, all your base are belong to us!

Fruity Residents: What you say?!!

Mario: Not so fast, you gluttonous teenage bane! I will destroy you!

Zit: Gwaha, a puny plumber? Destroy the great Alligator Overlord?

Mario: I am MORE than a plumber, for behold! I am CITRUS MAN!

Announcer: Now with 60% more juicy flavor! In stores NOW!

Citrus Man: *Yanks a pummelo out of the ground* Chew on this! *Lobs the citrusy ball of goodness at Zit*

Zit: Nooooo! Not fruit! I hate fruit!

Citrus Man: Special Technique! KUMQUAT KRUSHER!

Hippies: Yaaaay! Save the Whales!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:29:30 AM »

U "F" O: My plan has failed.

Fawful: Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid that is stupid!

Jimmy: Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jimmy Jim!

Lizard_Dude: Did you know the Jet Propulsion Laboratory has Victory Peanuts that they open/eat at critical moments?

CW: Why no. But this looks like a job for some WEIRDNESS!!

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Weird Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:31:02 AM »

WEIRD DUDE: HOO YAH WAH BOO BAH!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:39:48 AM »

Steve: this thread has kept up with the fine tradition of putting each new BORED thread on a different board of the forums. And I didn't capitalize that last sentence. And I'm not going to fix it. And I'm not going to add anything to this thread. Yet.

*Leaves. For now.*

Stupid Quotes: (11th Edition) Martin Luther King Day special!
"If [Dr.] Martin Luther King Jr. were alive to see how so-called "civil rights" have progressed today, he`d be spinning in his grave right now."
~Me.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:40:28 AM »

Fawful: I HAVE FRESH LEMON SCENT.

Citrus Man: Fawful, join the Citrus side. Your lemony powarzZ are lemony fresh.

MMM: Yes, join my army of fruit!

XXX: MMM! You have no chance to survive male your time!

MMM: My third cousin twice removed by a bobcat! What are you doing here?

XXX: I will finally defeat you, you, who have ALWAYS drankunken all the peanut juice at Thanksgiving, will PAY.

MMM: First, you must defeat my army of citruses(citrii?)!

XXX: Your citrii are no match against.... wait, where is it.... crap, I lost it... no... wait... oh, yeah, hidden pocket... no, not there.... Oh, its in my shirt pocket, here we go! PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢(and bunniesâ„¢)!â„¢

MMM: I reel at the amount of trade marks!

XXX: â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢â„¢!!111oneone

MMM: *GREARS*

Grear: I HAVE FURY!

XXX: It's the legendary Grear! I, shall capture you! Pokeball, GO!

Grear: GREAR! GREAR!

MMM: *IMPLODES*

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"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 1/24/2004 10:45:37 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2004, 12:55:21 AM »

Robotron 2041: One Must Fall 2042!

Greear: GREEAR! GrEEAR!

Feudal Japanese Fighting Dudes: Resistance is feudal! WHoo-YAH!

Flunkies: Woo hoo! Woo woo woo wo wooowowoowowoowwoowwounbfgbirughrlir

The Last Living Pizza Bean: Woo! Woo! Woo! *poofs*

The Gardener: *cries* That was my last bean! WAAAHHH!!

CitrusMan: *throws oranges at the CD factory*

WEIRD DUDE: Power... fading...

Chupperson: Well, that was weird. Heh. Ha. *starts giggling*

SUDdENLy, the HOSPiTAL JUMpS ONTO THE FReIGHT TrAIN!

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2004, 01:05:47 AM »

Trainman: Whoowhoo! all aboard the doofus train!

XXX: Not so fast!

Trainman: Nothing can stop my traininessess!

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Death: Oh, oh, oh, I love you MMM baby...

MMM: It'd be a lot punnier with XXX dead and up here in your house.

Death: But you're so much seXXXier.

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Trainman: Taste my freight of steel!

Dark Yoshi: *is run over by Trainman's train*

XXX: Hadoken!

Trainman: *explodes*

XXX: Haha, now, I must go and find my third cousin to kill him... again!

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"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

TEM · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2004, 05:04:46 PM »

THE faces!!!! Chp. 1

@_@: Hey I'm Blood-Shot! Who are you guys?

*_*: Hi I'm Empty-Eye Cavity.

O~O: I'm Wired, WHHAAZZZUUUPPPP!???

X_X: I'm Zombie, may I partake of your brains?

@_@: Maybe later.

X_X: Blast!

._0: I'm Lopsided, my right eye is lazy don't pay attention to him.

.: Heyyy I'm Lopsided's Right Eye, make me some dinner, and a tree house.

._0: Silence you lazy monkey-waste! Go back to the boiler room and shovel coal, it's getting cold in here!

@_@: Your eye is a sentient being?

*_0: Well if he jumped out of my eye socket and is shoveling coal, what does that tell you??

*_*: Hey Blood-Shot, he's sensitive about the whole "living lazy eye" deal so don't ask him about it. And could you hand me my cane and car keys, I'm going to the grocery store.

@_@: Ok here you go. Hey can I live here with you guys?

O~O: YEA sure! NEW roomMATE. WHOOOO!!

(a loud crash and breaking glass is heard from outside)

X_X: Who gave Empty` the car keys?

@_@: Me.

*_0: Rule numero uno, never give that crazy blind guy the car keys.

The End of Chapter One.
I will continue the adventure of the Faces in my next post, and please no one continue the story this is mine and mine alone.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Markio · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2004, 07:29:35 PM »

Sapphira: Wow! A ROCK!

Rock: Indeed. I have very advanced physical and mental abilities... for an abiotic factor.

Sapphira:...

Mona Lisa: Rock, you rock!

Fire Extinguisher: C'mon, Rock, Sapph, we'll be late for the opera show!

Sapphira: OK!

Rock: Off to the Billiards!

If you eat sixty-two oranges, fifty-three bananas, and seventy-four apples, then you''re full of fruit!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2004, 07:40:06 PM »

Meowrik: The evil squad is approaching! Quick! Hurry before they get here!

Weird Dude: Too late.

Evil Squad: We have evil! Evil us! Now we shall conquer you.

(They conquer a base)

Evil: All your base are belong to us. We are Hillary Clinton.

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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2004, 07:44:48 PM »

Death: Oh, please be gentle, its my first time...

SSBM Announcer: And the winner is... MARIO!

MMM: I told you I wouldn't hold anything back.

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XXX: So, what exactly is this wonton you speak of?

Rock: Its a very large noodle.

XXX: That sounds perverted.

Sapphira: Then you have a dirty mind. *Puts XXX in a full nelson and trys to stick a bar of soap into his ear*

Citrus Man: Oh, look at this! A poor man being violated by a crazed woman! I shall put an abrubt stop to this! LEMON LASER! *Fires a laser beam at Sapphira*

Sapphira: *Blocks the lasers with her Wonder Woman gauntlets* Gwahaha!

Grear: GREAR GREAR!

Citrus Man: Nooo...the Grear... its draining my citrusy goodness...

Oranges: OH NO! LOOK! Its Fredzilla!

Fredzilla: Haha! Now, I shall devour you! With proper manners! *PINKY OUT, SHOKOTA!*

Shokota: SHOKOTA SHOKOTA!

Grear: GREEAAAAAR! *Body slams Shokota*

Shokota: *tries to strangle Grear*

Citrus Man: Holy lemony ludocrisy!

Announcer: Shokota vs. Grear 20XX, in theaters now!

Sapphira: Oooh, pretty colors.

XXX: Blasphemy!

Blasphemy: BLASPHEME BLASPHEME!

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"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

Jman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2004, 08:02:40 PM »

Jman's WWE smackdown.

Mario defeats Bowser via pinfall
Kirby loses to Dedede via bearhug
Luigi gets his butt kicked, and still beats Tajiri, the japanese idiot.
Brock Lesnar defeats Andross with Brock Lock.
Main event: Big show loses to Zach Gowen, again. with help from Me.
And the wasted match, The Basham brothers lost to Pikachu and jiggypuff.
Another match: Ash Ketchum lost to John Cena in a battle rap

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?

TEM · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2004, 08:19:09 PM »

I want some Wonder Woman gauntlets!

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Weird Dude · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2004, 10:09:45 PM »

Weird Dude: You shall never eat my way out of cheese! ONWARD, for naked, pudding-covered girls everywhere!!

ONWARD: ONWARD, I SAY!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2004, 10:15:11 PM »

ROCK: HIYA!

Sapphira: Aaah!

Frank: Doodah, doodah... *steps on a landmine*

Vlagranian: I AM REVIVED!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

Flunkies: Woo hoo!

CitrusMan: Time to say ORANGE! *throws oranges at Vlagranian*

The Dogs: Who let us out, who whoo whoo