\\ \\ \\FINAL BATTLE CONCLUSION// // //
C% notice dramatic slash useage %C
The explosion ripped a hole in the dimensional fabric of the space-time continuum(how convenient).
The fighters and a small chunk of the robot they were previously standing on fell into a dark place, it was a large cave with gently pulsing, soft walls. There was an extremely skinny standing man standing before them in an upright standing position.
Triple Stander: Who the heck are you two?
Weird Dude: Where am I?
TS: This is Zombie's stomach, I was eaten and trapped in here about six pages ago, I'm not really sure it's hard to keep track of time. My name is Every One. Are you here to get me out?
Neo: Thanks for the autobiography, I'm Neo and that's Weird Dude. No we are not here to save you, we were in the process of trying to maim each other, but apparently there has been a S-TC tear.
WD: Let's put aside our diffrences for the moment and figure out how to get out of here.
Weird Dude picked up the hunk of machine that came with him and Neo, and threw it through the stomach lining. A bright light shown through.
Every One: that was easy.
They all trooped to the outside world they turned around to see their former prisonee from a new angle. I was some kind of 2 dimensional being, having length and width but no perceptible depth. It was only about 2 feet wide and 2 feet long.
Neo: That's what we were in? How did we fit?
Every One: Some kind of Willy Wonka door effect.
Weird Dude looked around, they appeared to be in a loosely concentrated forest, there was a treehouse in the distance.
They walked over to the treedwelling, it was about 50 feet off the ground built around a mighty oak. It was the size of a small mansion.
4 small, 2D figures came down the wooden spiral stair case the led from the bottom of the house to the forest floor.
O~O: Hell0, we are tHe FaCEES.
^_^: Every One! I thought that mean Zombie ate you! I'm so happy you're alive!
@_@: Who are your friends?
EO: This is Neo and Weird Dude.
Neo: For reasons I'm keeping to myself, I'm changing my name to Mr. Vandertramp and wearing a top hat for now on.
Ne-, Mr. Vandertramp donned a top hat.
WD: Where are we now?
._O: Our home is located in the forest near the border of the Ost Woods and Yrule Field in South Yrule.
Vlagranian: Oh, ok.
So ladys and gents this is the end of one great tale and the beginning of another. Tune in next time for the first episode of ::Weird Dude and Company::
Post Script:
::Weird Dude and Company Exposition Summary::
Weird Dude, Mr.Vandertramp(Keanu Reeves in a top hat), Every One, and The Faces (minus Zombie, he died, eating Every One was not good for him/it) live in a gi-normous treehouse in Southern Yrule and go on wacky adventures.
Post Post Script: Actually wackiness of adventures may vary.
Post Post Post Script: \\End of FINAL BATTLE//
C% CW gave me the idea to incorporate the faces back into the picture, the key to it all was saying that when Zombie ate everyone it was actually the singular person Every One not literally everyone. That wraps up the commentary, thanks for reading %C
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 7:22:43 PM
