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[Vidgmchtr]

Little Muffin: Hey! Listen!

Vidgmchtr: Yes?

Little Muffin: Let's go to the Fungi Forums.

Vidgmchtr: Alright.

MMM: Hydrogen > Oxygen.

Vidgmchtr: .......Okay......This was a bad idea.

Little Muffin: Well, SORRY.

Vidgmchtr: I'm sorry you got turned into a Muffin after Ganondorf imprisoned Nabooru into a statue. Whatever happened to that Kokiri person?

Little Muffin: I think he fell into some weird place called Talmina.

Vidgmchtr: Didn't a Moon crash there, causing the whole land to be destroyed?

Little Muffin: Yeah.

Vidgmchtr: Ah....

Little Muffin: Let's go get waffles.

Vidgmchtr: Didn't we get those before we left this place the last time?

Little Muffin: No, we went for pancakes that time.

[Markio]

Narrator: Suddenly, a terrible storm hit the location of the crew and blew them to the desert in somewhere.

Somewhere: Get out of me!

''Are spirits delicious?''

[WarpRattler]

Desert: *can't talk*
Dessert: GuuU guuGUUu gUUGuu!
donotcare95: *switches keyboards* Crap, the only working letters on my other keyboard are the G and U...
Chuppersman: *uses his EYE DEATH BEAMS with extra d00m on Somewhere*
Somewhere: OW!
Bill: The extra warp!*a giant metal Slinky comes out of the warp and lands on top of Somewhere*
Somewhere: OW! NOOOOO!*disintegrates*

Where did Somewhere disintegrate to? Did that last question make any sense at all? Will the gang finally face off against the U "F" O at the end of this thread? Answers to the first two will come your way next time on Bored â„¢©®! The answer to the third question is Obviously.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>

[Markio]

Somewhere:  I live again!  BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Markio:  Whoops!

Desert:  What is it now?

Markio:  Nothing.  ...except I LIT YOUR SANDWICH ON FIRE!

Sandwich:  Save me!  I'm not evil!

''Are spirits delicious?''

[Popple]

Sammich: bwah.

Sandhwitch: 0Ooo, now I understand

Sammich: Yes... I... am... Iron Man [do do do do do do] Iron Man.

Sannyhitch: I once slept in my grandma's bed for three days before I realized that she was dead. I would have been there longer if her cat, Buttons, hadn't started eating her eyes.

Sam the Witch: Never mind the bullocks.

Sandy Mc Litch: ...

Sarl chick: dot dot dot

Sargent Mitch: period period period

Cwazy Ted: Ya'll'r crazy, ain't thems the cornbread marshalls over heah whats chunkin' da ootmenz? :) <-----[text face]

I''ma go shower up.

[Mario Maniac]

trainman: All your base are belong to the sky which turned into fire and ice inside of somewhere!

Fire and Ice: What you say?

Trainman: Nothing puny fink rat minds like you must logically expladoit.

Logic: That make no sensie.

All: What you say?

You: I say none.

Pokeball: Help me! I'm being eaten from the inside by a Puke-mon!

Trainman: Cheese is my friend, Puke-man is cheese!

Ice: What we do now?

Fire: You go now, help Puke.

Puke-mon: Yes master.

The End?

[Chupperson Weird]

That was the worst post ever to appear in any BORED thread, and I do not mean that kindly by any means.

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.

[WarpRattler]

Roshan: *blows up Mario Maniac and his post*
Everyone: Hurray!

Why does no one post here anymore? Why is this post just going to be blow'd up when I say the zeeky words?(not saying them, but they are "zeeky boogy doog"*hears an explosion somewhere near Sadib's house*)Why is Chupperson seldom wrong on matters like the BOREDitude of a post in BORED? I don't know! So, I'll end with the blow'd up words. Zeeky boogy doog!*BLOW'D UP!*

[MadRhetoric]

There's a fine line between genius and retardation.

[Vidgmchtr]

Little Muffin: There's always chaos in this forum, isn't there?

Vidgmchtr: I agree, every other day, there are pointless arugements about who should be mod, why people make idiots out of themselves, and why Marioguy hasn't left (Although I wish he did....)

Little Muffin: I'm sick of it all, I'd eat myself if I was forced to come here.

Vidgmchtr: ......Wasn't this post supposed to be funny?

Little Muffin: Yes.

Vidgmchtr: Ah.......Oh well.

[Chupperson Weird]

Little Muffin: *jumps into a cart full of muffins*

Muffin Vendor: *breaks down and can't support the weight of the cart*

TOG: Hey. Tell ya what, I'll buy those from you for 78 dollars.

Muffin Vendor: You got a deal!!1!!1!1

TOG: *hands over a 22-cent bill*

Muffin Vendor: GASP!â„¢ I haven't seen one o' these since 2455!

TOG: A.D.?

Muffin Vendor: *hands TOG a brand new collector's set of circuit breakers*

((((((((LATER))))))))

U "F" O: Wow d00d what is that in t3h b4g

Vlagranian: Yes, left shoulder, let me see that.

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Jimbo: What a beautiful day!

Roshan: So when did you join our little band of "good" guys anyway?

Jimbo: Uh... *runs to Lab 16*

CW: *goes to look for Jimbo* Hmm... not in Lab 12... *ducks into Lab 13* AAAHHHH!!!!

GIANT EVIL OCTOPUS MONSTER BIRD: ROOOAAAAARRRR!!!!

CW: *whistles*

Grear: GREEAR GREAR GREEAR!

GIANT EVIL OCTOPUS MONSTER BIRD: WHIMPER!!

CW: *goes to Lab 14* Hmm...

Roshan 75: AAH!! He found us, fellas!

Roshan 113: What will we do now?

WHAT WILL THE ROSHAN CLONES DO NOW?
WHAT WILL BECOME OF CW?
WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE ELSE?

Roshan: The answer to that question is obviously Tucson, AZ.

IS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION OBVIOUSLY TUCSON, AZ?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ON BORED \/

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.

[TEM]

In the begininnining there were the 3 smiths,

TheBlackSmith, --()

TheGunSmith, `/==

and TheLockSmith, +->>

TheBlackSmith using its ability to manipulate anything created the matter.

TheGunSmith using its intricate handywork, gave the matter shapes.

TheLockSmith using its doors and keys, gave the shapes allowances and limitations.

After the beginininining they left their creations: @_@ *_* X_X ._0 O~O ^_^ H_H and ~_~

This is the story of the two unknowns Muscular EyeLids and Squinty.

They got dropped off at the wrong bus stop and shortly died afterward playing with a fallen electrical wire and a water hose.

The End

O~O: Well thAt's some baD clam cHowder, right there.

@_@: Let's have a moment of silence for our fellow fallen faces. X_X, *_*, H_H, and ~_~.

^_^: Yay! A moment of silence! I love these things! Remembering people and what not, it's so much fun!

And that was the story about the noiseieiest moment of silence ever.

The End



My other signature is a Porsche.

[Vidgmchtr]

Vidgmchtr: Hey, where's that Little Muffin?

Navi: Right here!

Vidgmchtr: Hey, the spell is broken! But....how?

Navi: Someone rudely bit into me after I jumped into a cart full of muffins. Then, I reverted back into my normal form!

Vidgmchtr: Cool! You're bleeding everywhere, though.

Navi: That'll wear off, seeing as I am a fairy.

Vidgmchtr: Ah....Then you can fix this wound on my nose?

Navi: Of course.

*Navi flies all around Vidgmchtr, Vidgmchtr's hearts are completely filled up*

Chupperson: Hey, how'd I magically appear in this room?

Vidgmchtr and Navi: I'unno.

[Chupperson Weird]

* Dracula bites King Boo
* Dracula is now known as Chupperson
<King_Boo> Luigi:Yaaaaaaah!
<Chupperson> This bass noise is just so awesome.
* Chupperson needs to go to bed
<DrPacio> No, you don't, Chup.
<Chupperson> Actually, I do, Pacio.
<DrPacio> No.
<DrPacio> My TD virus is working...
<King_Boo> no ites noet
<King_Boo> i am immuene 2 the viras
<King_Boo> no viras caen stp me
* Chupperson 's brain shorts out
* Chupperson is now known as Jeoeoeo
* King_Boo is planning his Maths Project
* King_Boo is now known as corpse
* corpse is a dead person
* Jeoeoeo goes oogachaka oogachaka oogachaka oogachaka
<corpse> hehehe
<corpse> oh no, corpses cant laugh
* Jeoeoeo will be my shorted out nick
* corpse is my dead nick
* Jeoeoeo shorts corpse
* Jeoeoeo sees corpse demanding his change back
<corpse> I DEMAND CHANGE
<corpse> MY 5 CENTS CHANGE
* corpse is the Grim Reaper!
* corpse is now known as Grim_Reaper
* Jeoeoeo gives corpse a new nickel with the Louisiana purchase on it instead of Monticello
<Jeoeoeo> Wow, look what 5 cents can do to you.
<DeeZZZer> nighto
<Grim_Reaper> night, sir
* Grim_Reaper looks at the nickel
<Grim_Reaper> oooh, shiny
* Grim_Reaper bites the nickel
<Grim_Reaper> ow
<Jeoeoeo> hehehahehahah
* Grim_Reaper reapes....THE NICKEL
<Grim_Reaper> Another life gone
* Nickel fears
<Grim_Reaper> You know what? I wonder if the Grim Reaper likes Poetry?
* Grim_Reaper likes Poetry
* Nickel shoves himself down The Grim Reaper's throat
<Grim_Reaper> soetimes
<Nickel> NO POETRY FOR YOU MWAHAHAHAH
* Grim_Reaper dies
Lisa: YOU KILLED THE GRIM REAPER!
<Grim_Reaper> Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
* Nickel is now known as Billy_Shake-a-spear
* Billy_Shake-a-spear shakes a spear
* Grim_Reaper is now known as zombie-shakespeare
<zombie-shakespeare> yep, its the end
* Billy_Shake-a-spear pokes zombie-shakespeare
<zombie-shakespeare> ow
* Billy_Shake-a-spear is now known as Xombie
<Xombie> Now this is a cool name
<zombie-shakespeare> wait, I'm a zombie! I FEEL NO PAIN
* Xombie x-rays zombie-shakespeare
<zombie-shakespeare> Very "c00l"
<zombie-shakespeare> ahhhhhh
* zombie-shakespeare corpse
* zombie-shakespeare is now known as corpse
<corpse> oopsie
* Xombie sees that you ... *ffzzhht*
* Xombie is now known as Jeoeoeo
<corpse> Is this ray harmful?
Xombie: We'll check into that
<Jeoeoeo> Heh
* corpse starts having seizures even though he's dead
<corpse> Super Seizure Robots
* Jeoeoeo thinks he'll make this into a Bored post if you don't mind
* corpse does not mind
* Jeoeoeo thinks corpse has no mind
* corpse doesn't
* Jeoeoeo wonders what corpse's IQ isn't
* corpse 's IQ is -1000
<Jeoeoeo> I see.
* corpse says "There is such thing"
* Jeoeoeo wonders if corpse has eyes
* corpse might have eyes
* Jeoeoeo also wonders what corpse was when he was alive
* corpse is now known as Zenoroth
* Zenoroth is corpse when he was alive
* Jeoeoeo eats Zenoroth
<Jeoeoeo> You're not a corpse, yet you're dead. oOoo
* Zenoroth is now known as eaten_corpse
* eaten_corpse has been eaten, duh
* Jeoeoeo laughs so hard his head flies to Zimbabwe
Jeoeoeo's head: What a lovely day!
* eaten_corpse hears Jeoeoeo's head go "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
* eaten_corpse is now known as Dead_Zenny
<Dead_Zenny> Watch out, Dead Zenny's after yah!
* Jeoeoeo is now known as Denny
* Denny's Menu
* Denny is now known as Zead_Denny
* Dead_Zenny asks Denny if he has a sister called Penny.
* Zead_Denny is a distant relative of Dynamite Headdy
* Dead_Zenny eats dynamite
* Dead_Zenny is now known as Wario
* Wario laughs
* Zead_Denny double-takes
<Zead_Denny> Why thought that a dead guy eating dynamite would turn into Wario?
* Wario is now known as dead_guy_who_ate-dynamite
* dead_guy_who_ate-dynamite is now known as dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite
* Dracula bites Wario, turning him into dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite
<dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite> ow
<dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite> Is my mouth supposed to froth?
<Dracula> If it just frashes we'll be okay.
* dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite has another seizure
* dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite then explodes
* Dracula eats the exploded dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite
<dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite> I'm not making my name any longer, sir
* dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite is now known as Boo_Dude
<Boo_Dude> I'm coooooool
* Boo_Dude is now known as Dynamite_Man
* Dynamite_Man breaks out of Dracula
* Dracula is now known as Drill_Man
* Drill_Man drills DeeZZZer
<Drill_Man> Whoops
* Drill_Man drills Dynamite_Man
<Dynamite_Man> hahahah
<Dynamite_Man> yaaah
* Dynamite_Man Fire_Man
* Dynamite_Man is now known as Fire_Man
* Drill_Man is now known as Toad_Man
<Fire_Man> I can't remember many..I deleted Megaman Soccer...
* Toad_Man uses Rain Flush
* Fire_Man is now known as Peach_Man
<Peach_Man> Errrr
<Toad_Man> AAAHAHAH
* Peach_Man is now known as Luigi_Man
<Luigi_Man> That was close
* Luigi_Man is now known as Vacuum
* Vacuum is now known as Vacuum_Man
* Toad_Man is now known as Nature
* Nature abhors a Vacuum_Man
* Nature is now known as Ick
* Ick is an interesting Nick
* Vacuum_Man is now known as A_cool_dude
* Ick has a wick he likes to click
<A_cool_dude> hehe
* Ick is now known as GollyBobHowdy
<GollyBobHowdy> This one's a winner.
* A_cool_dude gives GollyBobHowdy a gold medal
* GollyBobHowdy eats it
<Zenoroth> Hey Boom
<Zenoroth> How is our grand land of RS?
* Chupperson hopes it blew up
<Chupperson> hehehe
<Boom> Erm?
<Zenoroth> Any little munchkins getting in trouble
<Boom> It did :O!
<Zenoroth> Big hole in Lumbridge I bet
<Boom> It blew up and then I died.
<Chupperson> What is up with you and putting punctuation after emotes?
<Boom> DIED TO DEATH! ogmgogmog
<Zenoroth> Jagex should of never implemented cannons
<Chupperson> ogmgogmog
<Chupperson> I like that
<Boom> Yay? :o
<Zenoroth> It's his trademark line, Chup
<Chupperson> Kinda like Gog Magog, that place that got a crop circle a few years ago
<Zenoroth> Did you know he just escaped from the mental....errr shops?
<Zenoroth> Like where?
<Chupperson> Like England
<Zenoroth> Never heard of it....
<Boom> I escaped from Bob's Fish Market or something.. :x
<Boom> That's where Jake bought me :o
<Zenoroth> Bob's Fish Market? Watch out for the chinese.
<Zenoroth> "You buy fish 2 dollar?"
<Boom> Yes please.

IS THIS THE END OF ZOMBIE SHAKESPEARE?

FIND OUT --

ON MY NEXT POST MAUAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAMAUI

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.

[King Boo]

NOW PRESENTING HAMLET:CLONE ROSHAN STYLE.

* Dracula eats Clone Roshan Hamlet's 32764's fathers

*Roshan Clone Hamlet awakes to see his dead father and the 32764 dead fathers chasing CW.
CW:HEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!
RC Hamlet:That is whacked.
* RC Hamlet sleeps soundly again.
*RC Hamlet has a dream.
<Lizard_Dude> AH I AM A RABID FOX :E~~~~~~~~~~~~
* Boom wishes he was a fox.
* Dracula bites Lizard the rabid fox
<Lizard_Dude> x_x
*RC Hamlet wakes.
*RC Hamlet wishes he were a fox.
RC Queen:YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN KILLED!
RC Hamlet:Whacked, man.
Ralph:My cat's breath smells like cat food.
RC Queen:But I'm marrying your Roshan Clone Uncle!
RC Hamlet:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(Please NOTE:1 day before the wedding, RC uncle was flattened by a Thwomp and is now RC Flat.)

RC Hamlet:You cannot marry Flat!
RC Queen:Give me one reason.
RC Hamlet:Err...he's flat?

WILL RC QUEEN MARRY A PANCAKE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!