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Vidgmchtr

« Reply #195 on: May 01, 2004, 02:19:33 PM »
*Vidgmchtr starts sniffing his foot*

Vidgmchtr: .....Hey. It smells like a foot.

Tatl: .....WOW, that accomplished nothing.

Navi: Heh heh.

Tael: I wish I had a foot to smell....

*Vidgmchtr takes out his razor sword and cleanly cuts the long toe nails off of his feet.*

Navi: Wow, so precise.

Vidgmchtr: And I've only had the sword for a month.

*One of the clippings flies into Tatl's eye*

Tatl: AHHH!! OW THAT HURTS OWOWOW.....

Tael: Sneezie.

*Tatl sneezes and the toenail materializes*

Tatl: Ahh.....

WILL THE TOENAIL EVER COME BACK?
IS TOENAIL SPELT THAT WAY?
IS THERE A HYPHEN IN BETWEEN TOE AND NAIL?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #196 on: May 01, 2004, 08:31:38 PM »
RoshEn: Wow, it materialized, and now it's not here? What the heck...

Jimmy: Actually, I believe that was due to Vidgmchtr's misuse of the word.

RoshEn: Ah, I see.

CW: I'm too lazy to think of anything else.
That was a joke.

n/a

« Reply #197 on: May 01, 2004, 08:54:55 PM »
Wierd Dude: Uh, shouldn't that be 42?

God: *LIGHTNING BOLT OF D00M*

People: aa

RoshEn: *Throws  4PP13 S4UC3!!!!*

God: What? How dare you defy me (and not be scared of me)!!

World: *is LIGHTNING BOLTed*

Beef: *is ROASTED*

VERB: *is CAPSed*

Innocent Bystander: Excuse me, but where is the--

Dracula: ReSX!!!!

I.B.: Whahuh?

Butler: Most excellent....

MMM: Shh! Not now!

Butler: I already have it, sir!

Guy: Shut upâ„¢

Butler: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz *kersPLOoiE*

LLamas: Increbidle! That's the mird one this thonth!

Dracula: NO! STOP SPEAKING WITH stuPIDNESs!!

LLamas!: Mehha! We gow net the *does finger-quotations thingy* "exclamation markk" ny bour ame!

Dracula: NOOOOOO! *explodeeness*

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Spokesguy: UPDATE! We've almost started the "transcription" of Bored â„¢©®! (Note that it won't really be a transcription, rather a "taking-of-everything-and-putting-it-on-one-page, and also a getting-rid-of-all-stuff-that-won't-be-on-there) Starting of this "transcription" may commence in the next month! *is STRANGLed*
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King: All hail me!

Response: *doesn't exist*

Kids: WWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaacrywaaaaaaaaaa

Nice old lady: Aww, there there.

Kids: *stop crying*

n/a: *is being stupid because of lack of ideas*

Roast Beet: But that's the point, isn't it?

Roast Beef: We don't have a point.

Roast Beet: Well, if we did, that'd be it, wouldn't it?

Roast Beef: Wouldn't what?

Roast Beet: I forget.

Roast Beef: *tastes better*

Odin Gorton: That's all, fOLks!

U "F" O: He's a liar! Crucify him!

Odin Gorton: *runs away*

Generic Mob: CHASE HIM!

O.G.: *falls down hole*

G.M.: GO HOME!

R.Y.: Moo!

U.I.D.E.A.F.G.P: What do I stand for?

Dracula: *gasp* What DOES he stand for?

U.I.D.E.A.F.G.P: That's what I asked you!

Butler: boingety boingety fweeeee! *implodes*

LLamas!: Bill the Kutler!

Thing: *flys by*

G.M.: CHASE!

Grear: GREAR GREAR!

Odin Gorton: That's all, fOLks!

Dracula: He's right this time, you know.

Edited by - n/a on 5/1/2004 8:06:51 PM

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #198 on: May 04, 2004, 07:30:54 PM »
TEM: You guessed right,

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
0000

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #199 on: May 04, 2004, 07:32:05 PM »
I did this just to get the big too-oh-oh.

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
0000

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #200 on: May 05, 2004, 03:18:58 PM »
(Oops, I meant to say disentegrate, and went the other way, heh. Anyway, I made a Bored post in my English notebook as a dialogue assignment from my English teacher. When he finishes grading it, I'll scan it in and post it here.)
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Red Paratroopa

« Reply #201 on: May 05, 2004, 03:52:38 PM »
Bill the Kutler: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you called.

You: *didn't call*

Bill: No one does.

No one: *calls Bill*

Bill's Phone: Bring! Bring!

Bill: *picks up his phone* Hello? . . . No one's there.

Roast Beef: *tosses phone out the window*

Bill: NOOOOOOOO! Wait, aren't we already outside?

ARE THEY ALREADY OUTSIDE?
WHAT DID NO ONE HAVE TO SAY?
NOW WHERE'S ME TOOTHPICK?

"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton
This is a secret coded message.

00boo

« Reply #202 on: May 06, 2004, 07:03:55 PM »
mmm You are still around!?

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #203 on: May 06, 2004, 07:46:13 PM »
Bored short #1.3

Cast: Khaki pants, Fire extinguisher, Lemonade, Rock, Dyslexia (with a few special appearnces everytime!).

Quotist: A penny saved is a penny earned!

Khaki Pants: But a penny spent is a penny enjoyed!

Penny saved: I'm not a penny earned!

Penny earned: Yeah, I am!

Khaki Pants: Well, that makes eleven of us...

Fire extinguisher: What eleven?!

Khaki Pants: Uh..............*runs to San Francisco*

Chance: Rap Master Chanse, he's lost in the city, with an optimistic dog, and a sarcastic kitty!

Shadow: Oh, be quiet.

Lemonade: Wait, where's Rock?

Rock: NOT BEHIND YOU!

*Lemonade turns around, and sees Rock right there*

Dyslexia: Hello, Cork and Melonade!

Rock and Lemonade: It's him again!!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

n/a

« Reply #204 on: May 06, 2004, 07:52:20 PM »
Roast Beet: Bah, forget it. I'm leaving.

U "F" O: Me tooo.

Dracula: I will kïll you all!

MMM: Butler!

Butler (improved): Yessir!

MMM: Mow my lawn!

Butler: Yessir!

MMM: With a nail clipper!

Butler: Already have, sir!

MMM: Veddy good. You're fired.

Butler: Noooo! *wanders off*

VIagranian: Left Foot!

LLamas: Ses yir?

VIagranian: Hey! How'd you guys get down there!?

LLamas: We snere weaky!

VIagranian: No! This will not do! I need a new Left Foot!

Grear: GREAR GREAR

VIagranian: You! Butler! You're my new Left Foot!

Butler: Yessir!

VIagranian: Don't call me that! Now mow my lawn with a nail clipper!

Butler: Yessir!

Odin Gorton: FWAaaaBaaAÄaa!

Roast Beef: Now where'd that other dude go?

Other Dude: Me?

Roast Beef: *murglerizes Other Dude* No. Not you.

U "F" O: *randomness*

RoshEn: *pulls nose out of dictionary*

RoshEn's nose: Hey! That hurt! *falls off*

VIagranian: Here, borrow mine.

RoshEn: Ewww...

VIagranian: Left Foot! Are you done yet?

Butler: Yessir!

VIagranian: Veddy good.

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Spokesguy: I have nothing to say.
================

<meanwhile>

Roast Beet: *finds a children*

Children: Yay! I'm found!

Roast Beet: Yummy.

</meanwhile>

Thing: ....and that's why the phone goes Bring Bring!

Bill: I still don't get.

Sam: You're hopeless.

Peter Jackson: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT©!

Roast Beef: *distracts him*

Toothpick: I here am!

LLamas: *teats oothpick*

U "F" O: Wow, they even do things screwed up!

Outside: It's cold...

Weird Dude: Me too.

We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #205 on: May 06, 2004, 09:13:25 PM »
00boo, MMM is indeed still around, and we would love to have your posts here.
It needs help.
It has lost all sense of cohesion.

It''s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
That was a joke.

Red Paratroopa

« Reply #206 on: May 07, 2004, 07:35:40 PM »
We'll be back after these messages.

Announcer: In the city, there is only one person man enough to fight the forces of evil for good. And that man is . . . a girl!

Buffy Calendarthe: That's me.

Announcer: This summer, grab your swimsuit, and join Buffy Calendarthe in the biggest battle ever to hit Miami. With her sidekick Bungie by her side, they will defeat the dreaded Oompa Loompa army.

Bungie: Buffy! There coming!

Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa Doobity Doo

Tingle: Kooloo Limpah

Announcer: The Adventures of Buffy Calendarthe Coming June 31

"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton

Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 5/7/2004 6:36:53 PM
This is a secret coded message.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #207 on: May 07, 2004, 09:02:56 PM »
...Was that supposed to be a BORED post?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #208 on: May 07, 2004, 09:32:38 PM »
Bored short #1.3

Dyslexia: Dislexics of the world, untie!

Lemonade: If I wasn't so busy running, I'd tell him it's "unite"!

Fire Extinguisher: Who cares!  We need to escape!

Dyslexia: You cannot escape, floos!  Les't see...*points to Rock* You wasted 30 seconds of my time...*points to Lemonade* And you wasted 4 decones of my time!  so together you have 43 seconds to escape!  One, Three--

Khaki Pants: Um, excuse me, but thirty plus four is thirty-four, not forty-three.

Dyslexia: Huh?  Whaveter!  Four--

Khaki Pants:  And it's one TWO three.

Dyslexia: Give me a kearb, I'm dyslexic!

Khaki Pants: Ah, but dyslexia is a disorder involving letters, whereas with numbers it is called Discalculia--

*while talking on and on, Lemonade throws Rock at Dyslexia, knoking him unconscious*

Lemonade: Finally, let's go!

Fire Extinguisher: Where to?

Rock:  I'm thinking Vegas?

Khaki Pants: Let's-a go!

WILL THEY GO TO VEGAS?
SHOULD DYSLEXIA CHANGE HIS NAME TO DISCALCULIA?
FIND OUT SOON!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!

Edited by - Markio on 5/7/2004 8:34:11 PM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

n/a

« Reply #209 on: May 13, 2004, 01:56:37 PM »
...Define a BORED post. There's no rules here, last time I checked.

We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.
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