If only I had fancy-shmancy voice-to-PC-sound sotware crap like you guys. And a place to host it. But you probably don't want to hear it. You risk your sanity, and your loved ones' sanity, assuming they love you after you have downloaded such a hypothetical sound clip of what I sound like that would cause said loss of said sanity in said loved ones, who's love of you might change after said sanity loss in said ones, who previously loved you, assuming you downloaded said hypothetical clip, which really wouldn't make you crazy, because I sound quite normal, really, meaning that you didn't really have to read this super-long sentence which is made long because I'm feeling crappy and cynical about not having a microphone or voice software or a place to host the sound clip, which, by the way, will make you lose your sanity, but not really.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)