Author Topic: Backwards Story (Read 16554 times)

Hirocon · « **on:** February 18, 2004, 10:31:47 PM »

Here's your chance to write a story starting with the ending! Write one sentence per post. Your sentence has to come immediately BEFORE the sentence in the immediately previous post. The story has to make at least some amount of sense. And it has to be about Mario or something Mario realted. I'll start:

That's how Mario stopped Bowser's evil plot and saved the Mushroom Kingdom once again.

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~THE END~
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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2004, 12:09:08 AM »

Mario closed his eyes and drifted off to slumber land after his hard day's work.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2004, 12:56:13 PM »

Peach then rewarded Mario for saving her with a kiss.

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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2004, 01:14:03 PM »

Mario farted a mighty fart and defeated Bowser.

I go to the Weirdo Acadamy.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:08:37 PM »

GiftedGirl, please cool it with the farting, okay? It's just gross.

Then Mario found a can of baked beans, opened it, then ate them.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Hirocon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2004, 04:41:14 PM »

Bowser laughed maniacally; he had the exhausted and bewildered plumber cornered in the Koopa Cafeteria and was moments away from delivering the final blow.

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Screech · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2004, 07:42:52 PM »

Mario ran as fast as he could, from Bowser's monsterous machine! It clawed and drilled, and generally scared the small diminuitive hero out of his wits. Mario didn't know where Luigi had gone. He dashed into a large room, with the words "Koopa Cafeteria" on the door.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2004, 07:45:43 PM »

Mario glanced behind it and saw a huge machine coming after him!

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Lt Mou · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2004, 09:04:33 PM »

"Help!" called Luigi from the other side of the building.

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

Forest Guy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2004, 09:16:49 PM »

Mario heard frantic footsteps pacing in the background.

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:21:54 AM »

Mario strained to listen his hardest.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Markio · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2004, 11:37:05 AM »

Mario suddenly remembered Peach saying to do something that involved an ear and a strainer.

If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2004, 12:37:53 PM »

Mario struggled to think his darndest.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Hirocon · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2004, 12:52:08 PM »

The map didn't make any sense at all, and he had definitely been here before.

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Dr. Mario · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2004, 03:36:25 PM »

Mario then noticed a map on the wall, he desided to look at it.

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Lt Mou · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2004, 08:24:55 PM »

"Hmm, there's something familiar about this place," thought Mario.

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

Hirocon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2004, 10:14:00 PM »

Edited by - Hirocon on 2/20/2004 8:06:43 PM

Meanwhile, Mario was still hopelessly lost.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2004, 01:09:15 AM »

Luigi ran as fast as he could through the mansion but no one was there.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2004, 11:19:27 AM »

Then Luigi encountered a monsterly poltergeist, and got so scared he ran off into the darkness.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2004, 01:08:20 PM »

Luigi opened the door and found him self facing a dark corridor.

Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2004, 05:08:22 PM »

Luigi eventually ran into a big wooden door.

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Peach and Daisy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2004, 08:24:47 AM »

A spider landed on top of Luigi's head, and he screamed "Ahhh!! Get it off! Get it off!" and he ran uncontrollably ahead.

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2004, 01:04:31 PM »

"Hmm," thought Luigi, "I wonder what will happen if I poke that cobweb on the ceiling."

Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2004, 04:41:15 PM »

Luigi happened to look up.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2004, 05:42:36 PM »

Back at the old mansion, Luigi heard a creaking noice above him.

Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.

Hirocon · « **Reply #25 on:** February 22, 2004, 06:41:53 PM »

The grisly Koopa king climbed in and turned on the engine.

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Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2004, 07:45:18 PM »

Bowser looked up at his new magnificent mechanism.

Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2004, 09:04:49 PM »

Mario grabbed Bowser and threw him to the ground.

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Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #28 on:** February 23, 2004, 08:42:47 PM »

Bowser threw a punch at Mario, but missed.

Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** February 25, 2004, 07:35:48 PM »

Mario reached for Bowser's tail, but missed as the Koopa King turned around dodging his attempt.

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #30 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:26:33 PM »

"C'mon," snarled Bowser,"I bet you couldn't even grab my tail and toss me."

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #31 on:** February 28, 2004, 08:40:22 PM »

An overtired Mario shouted at Bowser, "I will still win!"

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 28, 2004, 10:04:48 PM »

Bowser laughed in triumph.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #33 on:** February 29, 2004, 10:52:57 AM »

Bowser blew flames onto Mario and watched as he ran around on fire.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 29, 2004, 01:15:40 PM »

Mario leaped up onto Bowser's face and held onto it furiously, but then Bowser took a deep breath.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #35 on:** February 29, 2004, 07:04:24 PM »

"Ha ha! With this new machine I'll take over the Mushroom Kingdom once and for all!" growled Bowser, as he slapped on his new aftershave, "Scent of Linguini."

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2004, 06:22:35 PM »

"You think you can beat me..." said the very scary yet suprisingly ugly Koopa King "But look at this mechanical wonder that I made!" And Mario proceded to look up at the menacing machinery before him.

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2004, 07:54:31 PM »

Mario was within an inch of beating Bowser when he threw back his ugly Koopa head and laughed. <Uhoh...> thought Mario<This can't be good...>
(NOTE: I got the "<>" for thoughts from "Animorphs".)

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #38 on:** March 04, 2004, 02:08:25 PM »

Mario had put the Koopa King's health at 1/2 of it's maximum level when he asked "Where is everybody?"

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #39 on:** March 04, 2004, 08:05:39 PM »

Bowser quickly decided to try a new weapon that would halve his own health, but would make Mario ask a completely random question.

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes

Forest Guy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 04, 2004, 08:58:14 PM »

Mario said to himself, "I hope I don't ask a random question..."

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2004, 07:08:01 AM »

Mario was about to fight the evil Koopa known as Bowser (I used to have a dog named Bowser before I even knew what Mario was!)

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2004, 07:43:13 PM »

Luigi sat down after a long battle with Boolossus and wondered how his brother was doing.

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Popple · « **Reply #43 on:** March 06, 2004, 01:26:02 AM »

And so Boolossus faded away into nothingness, perplexed at the hysterically ironic occourance that had just defeated him.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #44 on:** March 06, 2004, 07:49:43 PM »

With his last breath, Boolossus said, "Before I go, Luigi, I'll curse you so your side plot will never be resolved."

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie

Forest Guy · « **Reply #45 on:** March 07, 2004, 08:33:50 PM »

Boolossus answered the phone which exploded and finished him off.

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Popple · « **Reply #46 on:** March 07, 2004, 11:28:31 PM »

So King Boo picked up the phone to call Boolossus and warn him not to answer the phone, for it would explode.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 08, 2004, 08:00:24 PM »

Whilst King Boo watched the fight and gobbled on popcorn, Bowser Jr. ran in and cried "Tell Boolossus NOT to answer the phone for any reason! Otherwise it'll explode!"

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Hirocon · « **Reply #48 on:** March 10, 2004, 01:10:12 PM »

The bell rang to signal the beginning of round 18, and Geno and Iggy Koopa came towards each other with fists flyin'.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 10, 2004, 05:48:43 PM »

The announcer shouted "Geno VS Iggy Koopa!" and the crowd cheered loudly while Luigi hustled away into the basement trying to get away from Boolossus.

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Popple · « **Reply #50 on:** March 10, 2004, 06:17:43 PM »

The announser grabbed his microphone, prepared to shout.

Hirocon · « **Reply #51 on:** March 11, 2004, 09:50:36 PM »

That's when Luigi remembered the phone in the basement rigged with explosives.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2004, 08:09:04 PM »

Boolossus chased Luigi down the hallway away from the balcony.

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2004, 08:56:04 PM »

Luigi was frightened by the sight (and the smell) of the behemoth known as..... BOOLOSUS!!!

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #54 on:** March 14, 2004, 07:59:04 PM »

Luigi was on the balcony when he heard a noise and turned around.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #55 on:** March 15, 2004, 05:48:57 PM »

Boolossus finished his Onion and Skunk Sandwhich and headed out to the balcony.

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Popple · « **Reply #56 on:** March 18, 2004, 11:05:18 PM »

Boolossus began to eat an onion and skunk sammich.

Edited by - Popple on 3/18/2004 9:06:13 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2004, 07:01:11 AM »

Boolosus thought "I think I'll make an onion and skunk sandwich and eat it!"

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2004, 11:08:42 AM »

Boolossus finished watching the new special "Food that Will Scare People" on the Food Network.

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Popple · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2004, 12:56:31 PM »

"Bye Boolossus", said Jr. Troopa as he left Boolossus to finish watching the food channel.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #60 on:** March 21, 2004, 08:28:46 AM »

Jr. Troopa and Boolosus were talking when Boolosus said "I really wanna finish watching the Food chanel, OK?"

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #61 on:** March 21, 2004, 08:23:02 PM »

Jr. Troopa kept talking and talking as Boolossus grew more agitated.

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #62 on:** March 25, 2004, 06:01:43 PM »

Jr. Troopa came in just as Boolosus was getting comfy and said "Hey! Guess what happened blah blah blah blah....

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Popple · « **Reply #63 on:** March 25, 2004, 06:17:30 PM »

Jr. Troopa was amazed that he was able to single-handedly stop what would later be known as the Great ChainChomp revolt of '04, and went to tell Boolossus about how totally awesome he was.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #64 on:** March 26, 2004, 03:44:14 PM »

And with that, all of the Chain Chomps returned home.

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #65 on:** March 26, 2004, 06:44:31 PM »

Jr. Troopa kicked the lead Chomp and he fell into the lava.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #66 on:** March 26, 2004, 06:59:29 PM »

After knocking all the Chain Chomplets into the lava, Jr. Troopa jumped out of the way of an attempted tackle from the lead Chain Chomp.

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #67 on:** March 27, 2004, 03:45:56 PM »

Meanwhile on a platform floating over lava...

Jr. Troopa was in combat with Chain Chomp and his Chain Complets. He said to the Chain Chomplets "Hey! Look over there!" They all looked and he kicked them into the lava. "That was easy..." he said "Now to take care of the big guy!"

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #68 on:** March 28, 2004, 05:49:17 PM »

Boolossus was finally ressurected and Smithy laughed maniacally at finally reviving all the evil boos.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #69 on:** April 04, 2004, 11:51:11 AM »

Smithy glanced over and grinned at his hostage, Professor E. Gadd and pulled the switch.

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Dr. Mario · « **Reply #70 on:** April 04, 2004, 01:13:20 PM »

Proffessor E. Gadd strugged in vain to free himself from the ropes binding him to the chair.

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #71 on:** April 04, 2004, 07:06:51 PM »

A Machine-Made dragged Professor E. Gadd into Smithy's room and Smithy was ready to fulfill his evil plan.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #72 on:** April 05, 2004, 03:46:16 PM »

A huge net fell atop of Professor E. Gadd.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #73 on:** April 05, 2004, 11:28:40 PM »

Professor E. Gadd made his way through the factory until he was close to the pipe leading to Smithy's room.

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Dr. Mario · « **Reply #74 on:** April 07, 2004, 11:10:49 AM »

The professor came across the door to the factory and slowly entered.

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Popple · « **Reply #75 on:** April 07, 2004, 02:46:54 PM »

"I see a door," Said Professor E. Gadd as he walked along the hallway.

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Hirocon · « **Reply #76 on:** April 08, 2004, 12:16:10 AM »

"What do you see?" Geno asked urgently into his concealed walkie-talkie.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #77 on:** April 08, 2004, 11:22:00 PM »

"Ok, I'm here." said the Professor after following Geno's directions.

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Popple · « **Reply #78 on:** April 09, 2004, 01:22:37 PM »

"Whew, that was close, now, quickly, follow those directions I gave you," said Geno.

Let me away from this boulder!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #79 on:** April 09, 2004, 01:58:48 PM »

The gaurd who patrolled the grounds slowly walked past Geno's hiding place.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #80 on:** April 09, 2004, 09:25:17 PM »

"Okay, first things first-- whoa, shoot! I have to duck!" Geno whispered into the Walkie-Talkie. He bent down behind the wastebasket.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #81 on:** April 10, 2004, 11:32:29 PM »

A patrol of Chargin' Chucks roamed by towards Geno's hiding spot.

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Popple · « **Reply #82 on:** April 12, 2004, 07:33:35 PM »

"Here comes those annoying sports turtles." muttered Geno under his breath.

Let me away from this boulder!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #83 on:** April 13, 2004, 06:44:39 PM »

Meanwhile, Geno was still in the Factory, hiding from guards.

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #84 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:38:06 PM »

So Daisy had toast with homemade chocolate spread.

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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #85 on:** July 24, 2004, 06:49:25 PM »

"Oh man, I am SOOOOO hungry..." said Daisy.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #86 on:** July 24, 2004, 08:49:53 PM »

The fortune teller told Daisy "I can tell you the future! The story will end happily, but in the stupidest way possible! And in a few seconds, you, Princess Daisy will blurt out something that has nothing to do with the plotline! Oooooooo!"

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #87 on:** July 25, 2004, 08:26:40 AM »

"Oh great fortune teller!" said Daisy. "Please tell me the future!"

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone