Author Topic: See how long you can hold it... (Read 21189 times)

NintendoIke64 · « **on:** April 22, 2004, 03:21:44 PM »

Here's my idea/experiment mentioned in the topic "unbelievable...but true". Here's how this works. Let's try and keep this topic alive for as long as possible, but under ONE VERY IMPORTANT CONDITION: At no point, may anyone make a post that states something triggered in response to an earlier post. This includes saying "This is stupid" anytime, for that thought was triggered in response to this very post. You can only post random thoughts that would cross your mind if you had never read any of the other posts above yours. Also, if you don't get it, don't tell anyone, because saying you don't understand is triggered in response to this post. Ready...set...GO!

NI64''s Reasons To Procrastinate:

1.Uh...eh, forget it. I don''t want to write this now. Maybe I''ll do it later.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2004, 03:25:33 PM »

I like to drown porcupines under the sea,
just because they are smarter than me.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Hirocon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2004, 03:51:09 PM »

If I buy Unreal Tournament 2004, and then the next day they release Unreal Tournament 2005, I will have wasted my money.

This is not a signature.

Popple · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2004, 04:07:58 PM »

I understand the word "clam juice"

Let me away from this boulder!

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:07:07 PM »

While sailing down a river in a concrete canoe, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to fix a hole in the boat?

Push button...
Receive Bacon!

Black Mage · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:34:02 PM »

Often times I feel many topics are a waste of space, and contribute to the, rather large, amount of spam already present.

More often than that, though, I'd urge topics like what I had just mentioned to be closed, as no relevant discussions can be created.

Ah, sorry you had to read that. It's just a random thought I had.

Edited by - Black Mage on 4/22/2004 4:34:24 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:44:09 PM »

You know, sometimes I feel I just don't have the abilities do everything that other people want me to. Quite sad, really.

~I.S.~

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:48:41 PM »

You know what? Saturday Night Live really lost it's funnyness after Will Ferrel left....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:51:28 PM »

This is the last time I will ever post in this thread.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:55:47 PM »

I wonder if basketballs are green in China.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

n/a · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2004, 06:04:01 PM »

One Wawopif, two Wawopi, one Wawopif, three Wawopifi?

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Markio · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2004, 06:04:27 PM »

If we always wanted to dig a hole to China, where do people in China want to dig to?

In the middle of the day, in the pitch black night, two dead boys came out to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't think this lie is true, ask the blind man; he saw too!

A day without sunshine is like night.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:18:57 PM »

How come I never see mailmen walking around? They're always in trucks nowadays.

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."- Jack Handey

Trainman · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2004, 08:27:15 PM »

Your thread will most likely be closed; PAAA!!!â„¢

"If I had my way everyone in my school would be dead." ~Makar

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2004, 08:56:45 PM »

Go Yaffa!

Bozone, n.:

The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2004, 10:49:16 PM »

Super mario is blue shirt and red overalls in smb2 in the gba version it's vice-versa.

(insert signature here)

Do The Mario! · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2004, 09:50:23 AM »

Something kinda funny happened in school today. We're doing speeches, and this one kid named Joe was teaching us "self-defense" with Tai Kwan Do(e?). Anyway, every time he tried breaking a board, he couldn't break it! It was hilarious! So than I said "Well, Joe, the only thing you cracked up was your audience!" That's what changed it from hilarious to kinda funny.

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:37:40 AM »

(sung to the tune of "Coodle Coo")

I once dreamt I was a Yoshi,
It was really weird;
I was racing against Boshi,
He beat me fair and square.
Then Mario said "Don't feel down,
Boshi's really fast;
If I tried to race him myself,
I'm sure not to last."
That didn't cheer me up too much,
'Cause Mario's really slow;
I knew that he would lose a race,
To a one-eyed wingless crow.
Then I woke up from my strange dream,
Hungry for a berry;
My mom came in and said "Wake up,
I hope my boy is merry!"

*applause* *applause*
Thank you, thank you very much.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2004, 01:32:11 PM »

did you know that cupcake in finnish is "pulla"

(insert signature here)

TEM · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2004, 02:10:38 PM »

Well then the Goombas would win then, wouldn't they?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2004, 02:52:19 PM »

If garden gnomes were considered god-like creatures, would they still be mass produced by a bunch of companies, or would the ticklish bear decide that enough is enough and eat the cake until the fat clown breakdanced?

NI64''s Reasons To Procrastinate:

1.Uh...eh, forget it. I don''t want to write this now. Maybe I''ll do it later.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2004, 03:07:38 PM »

Since it appears that this thread is acceptable in the general MARIO chat... I'll post the only other thing I thought of when I read this thread's title. FWEGH onto all of you.

Center, Passes to wing, back to center. Center holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!!!!!

~I.S.~

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/23/2004 2:08:19 PM

Forest Guy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2004, 07:05:56 PM »

Jeeze, I really can't get the Theme Song to "Chester" outta my head...

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Screech · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2004, 07:46:27 PM »

Y'know what you and a bunch of obnoxious friends should never do?
Play Wal-Mart tag. That's where you and about six friends walk into Wal-Mart, designate someone to be "it", and dash off in several directions.
That, and you should never go to a movie and yell obscenities at the screen for NO REASON AT ALL.
Been there.

I might be Sadib...

Markio · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2004, 08:02:14 PM »

I found out today how self-centered I am, so I'm going to stop sympathizing for myself and have FUN with other people instead of being in a bad mood because I feel sorry for myself. Lately, I've been really happy with everyone, and worrying just isn't worth the hassle, unless it's important.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2004, 08:05:18 PM »

I just realized that if we're not supposed to respond to previous posts, the topic would of never succeeded because we have to respond to the first one or else no one would know what to post.

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."- Jack Handey

Screech · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2004, 08:30:27 PM »

It's a good thing that theres a topic where no one can keep a conversation of more than one post. It's also good that the person who posted before this hadn't done it or I wouldn't be able to point it out.

I might be Sadib...

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2004, 08:34:45 PM »

I'm The Center of the Universe.

I'm better than everyone. I kick [butt] at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.

people aren't as good as me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation

~You have a warning for swearing. I don't care if you ARE quoting something.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/24/2004 7:31:05 AM

Black Mage · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2004, 08:56:49 PM »

Ah, I was thinking the other day, randomly, how much I dislike plagiarism.

Oh, and I was also thinking about Maddox, and his site, but I seemed to recall one part of his site inparticular. It's a bit sketchy now, but I'm pretty sure it was: THIS ONE.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2004, 10:35:37 PM »

RPG Maker 2003 is so much better than RPG Maker 2000...

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Markio · « **Reply #30 on:** April 23, 2004, 10:42:07 PM »

I had a weird dream last night. I dreamt I was Tiny Tim in a play, and Mr. and Mrs. Crachit were feeding me raisins.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Watoad · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2004, 01:08:31 AM »

Sometimes, when I need to go to the bathroom, I stop what I'm doing and go to the bathroom. I find that helps the situation.

But seriously, I try to get as close as I can to eight hours of sleep every night. How about you?

私はときどきトイレに行って、日本語をかくのがへただよ。だから「ワートドくんは日本語をかくのがじょうずだ。」と言わないで。

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Luigison · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2004, 01:24:11 AM »

I am the greatest person ever!

If you agree with the above statement then post in this thread, but do not mention my greatness.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2004, 02:55:16 AM »

weird...raisin is in finnish "rusina"

(insert signature here)

Insane Steve · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2004, 09:01:55 AM »

THIS IS NOT A POST

Ugh... why can't some of these topics be made into a coherent discussion?

THIS IS NOT A POST

This is so pointless, yet I post anyway to read others' opinions.

THIS IS NOT A POST

And if you can read this, Bravo.

THIS IS NOT A POST

~I.S.~

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/24/2004 8:02:12 AM

Black Mage · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2004, 09:43:05 AM »

Hm, well, it seems I have very little to say to most of you at the moment.

This idea was not the greatest from the beggining. I don't understand the reason anyone would create a topic like this. As I said, this topic is nothing but spam.

And yet, I'm still posting. Why?

I can't see any reason this thread should be acceptable. Though, don't misunderstand, I can understand if you're apprehensive to close it, as I'm sure people would jump all over you, Steve.

This post will remain this way. Good day.

Edited by - Black Mage on 4/24/2004 8:46:57 AM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2004, 01:21:15 PM »

I am a cucumber.

Oh come on, surely you see that the forums are on the upswing?

I am a cucumber.

I can think of at least six fun topics right now with good discussion.

So don't take me to the pickle farm.

Don't mind this retarded one. And help me make the forum even better by posting more? :P

Thank you.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Insane Steve · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2004, 03:34:36 PM »

Tetris!: Fine. I'm just saying that we need better discussion.

Besides, people get mad at me when I close ANY thread, regardless of purpose.

And at least there's no flaming on this thread.

Tetris 2!:

It appears that these messages are being read by the people they are intended for.

Good.

Note: This puzzle in Tetris 2 is an Insane Steve original. A hard one, too.

~I.S.~

Watoad · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2004, 04:17:55 PM »

Am I a

?

You three make me sad. I happen to like this topic.

If so, then I'll feel like this:

Luigison's post was actually very clever. But you don't care?

And I'll probably do this:

Why does every thread have to be "coherent discussion," anyway?

Please don't make me do that.

Lighten up, please!

. . . I'd rather not part with my computer.

Edited by - Watoad on 4/24/2004 3:18:58 PM

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2004, 04:26:58 PM »


#include &lt;iostream&gt;
using namespace std;

int main()
{
    cout << "This is a trivial program in C++.\n";
    return 0;
}

Bozone, n.:

The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/24/2004 3:29:54 PM

luigi~lover · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2004, 04:32:54 PM »

I wonder how long I can hold my breath?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2004, 03:10:53 AM »

hey,i have these buttons on my computer! */´+0987654321§qwertyuiopå¨
789-+654
'äölkjh gfdsa<ZXCVBNM,.-123,0°!"#â‚¬%&/()=?`=/*-987^ÅPOIUYTREWQASDFGHJKLÖÄ456+321-.,MNBVCXZ< 0,¶©â„¢£$?§/[]?±´=/*-987~?<pi>Å’?Üµâ€ ®É?â€¢?â€¢?é®â€ µü?Å“<pi>?~78-+654?ß?Æ’¸??ªfiøæ@>=÷?çâ€¹â€ºâ€˜â€™â€šâ€¦â€“7984561230,=/*-+â€¢¡â€¢â€¥¢â€°¶\{}!=¿`=/*-987^??Å’Ë†ÜËœâ€¡?É´´°>=/!=Ç«»â€œâ€â€ž·â€”123456?<sum>??¯<breve>¬ºflØÆ>=/!=Ç«»â€œâ€â€ž·â€”123,0.,!

(insert signature here)

n/a · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2004, 05:17:48 PM »

The square of a root is a turnip.

- ¿Ñ/å¬ -

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2004, 06:46:55 PM »

I wonder if Watoad and n/a use Safari like I do...

n/a · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2004, 07:27:41 PM »

I'm having serious doubts as to whether this is real cheese...

- ¿Ñ/å¬ -

Edited by - n/a on 4/25/2004 6:52:20 PM

Watoad · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2004, 10:23:32 PM »

Randomness is cool when it isn't randumbness (except, perhaps, when in BORED). For example:

Interesting how no one else seems to be reading between the lines.

(1). What the froik!!1??!!? I thiNk that my WhatSip went to diner!! I mean dinner!!!Nothin da jUpe!!!!!!¡!!

I had thought that this was pretty obvious.

(2). A really big tire filled with helium has the option of floating off the ground, much like a helium filled balloon does. But while these kinds of balloons soar up into the air without exception, really big tires filled with the same stuff aren't quite so predictable. Why is this? Well, no scientists understand the phenomenon, but I have a theory: The tires are too big. When you make something too big, it gets an attitude. It says things like, "I'm big and bad, and if you tell me to do something, I might have to crush you!! So watch it, shrimp!" And so huge, helium filled tires are full of giant egos as well, and they pretty much do as they please. They will float only if they happen to feel like doing so, which isn't too often. They're quite moody, and they aren't very fun to play dodge ball with. Trust me, I've tried.

At least this discussion is cool, right?

(1) is an example of randumbness, and (2) is just randomness. Which is better? Definitely (2). In fact, (1) is so bad that even BORED might have to cough it up. So, please, if you like to be random, please be just thatand not randumb.

. . . Or not right?

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2004, 11:08:31 PM »

Hey kiddies!!! What's the opposite of left?

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Popple · « **Reply #47 on:** April 26, 2004, 04:42:49 PM »

The possibility of an areial attack is the greatest grape cream known to man.Wow, I never knew there was a font color the exact shade of these boards' colors. Or does the text simply blend to fit the background?
"Where does that mean?", you say? Well the basic creamalities of the grape are biogenetically unsound, causing the grapes to be existant during all periods of sumptation. I found some grapes.Well it's a lot easier than my way of "secret posting

Let me away from this boulder!

n/a · « **Reply #48 on:** April 26, 2004, 04:47:02 PM »

92 minutes is a very long time.

- ¿Ñ/å¬ -

Watoad · « **Reply #49 on:** April 26, 2004, 10:22:22 PM »

You don't know how tempted I am to break the rule of this thread (if I haven't done so already). If certain things, er, happen in the future, then I think I will. Sorry to be such a killjoy, but it is the death of joy at others' hands that spurs me to be this way.

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Markio · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2004, 10:31:37 PM »

This is a true fact about me that is very weird: whenever something is going to happen at school that I absolutely dread, like report cards or something, I tell people that I'm going to run away to Utah.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Deezer · « **Reply #51 on:** April 26, 2004, 10:39:49 PM »

I wonder if that girl likes me.

Do The Mario! · « **Reply #52 on:** April 27, 2004, 09:46:33 AM »

It is illegal to lick door knobs on other planets.

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #53 on:** April 27, 2004, 10:57:05 AM »

i am working on my lucky hat,it would be full of some little things glued on it!

(insert signature here)

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #54 on:** April 27, 2004, 10:58:11 AM »

Bush is my name,
Politics is my game,
At the peak of my fame,
America will still be the same,
I was really lame,
When 9/11 came,
I took careful aim,
And Saddam was made tame,
I like to maim,
An unsuspecting dame,
I steal a picture frame,
And Bush is my name.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Watoad · « **Reply #55 on:** April 27, 2004, 03:22:48 PM »

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #56 on:** April 27, 2004, 03:56:19 PM »

The warning label on some matresses will read "Do not swallow."

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Hirocon · « **Reply #57 on:** April 27, 2004, 11:05:15 PM »

My favorite scientific unit is the femtofarad. It's fun to say. I'm tempted to type femtofarad over and over again to demonstrate how fun it is to say. But that wouldn't really be a proper demonstration. It's only fun to say, not to type.

Edited by - Hirocon on 4/28/2004 8:37:37 AM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #58 on:** April 27, 2004, 11:58:19 PM »

But then, you would have an illegal conglomerate of cheese. That's no fun when you're trying to take apart a car and decide you have to take a plane instead. So in conclusion, I'd like to purchase a defibrillator.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #59 on:** April 29, 2004, 11:53:33 AM »

start a new game on ssbm and erase all data,when you start the classic mode,do many times shield break! you will lose 5000 points! and what is zero minus 5000? it's negative 5000,but does the gamecube know that? try it and have 999999999999999 points!

(insert signature here)

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #60 on:** April 29, 2004, 12:07:57 PM »

Un hombre camina en una restaurante y se siente a una mesa. Un mesero le camina a él lentamente y le pregunta, "¿Qué puedo obtener para Ud. a comer?" El hombre le dice, "Quiero un menú, por favor." El mesero va a obtener, pero vuelve, el hombre está ido.

Translate that into English, I dare you.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

TEM · « **Reply #61 on:** April 29, 2004, 04:41:04 PM »

._0

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

WarioLandMan · « **Reply #62 on:** April 29, 2004, 04:52:10 PM »

Wario once was a happy man. Then he was audited. He never was the same since then. I should know!

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #63 on:** April 29, 2004, 05:29:13 PM »

Hey, that kid Joe Zumo could be called Joe Sumo if he were fatter.

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Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #64 on:** April 29, 2004, 11:01:49 PM »

mamma me-ah!

(insert signature here)

n/a · « **Reply #65 on:** May 01, 2004, 09:56:16 PM »

Nope.

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

Luigison · « **Reply #66 on:** May 01, 2004, 10:02:46 PM »

Luigison falls asleep.

n/a · « **Reply #67 on:** May 02, 2004, 03:16:30 PM »

Möre Mëerkats.!

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

?????? ???? ??????? · « **Reply #68 on:** May 02, 2004, 03:26:13 PM »

!toidi latnem a ekil sdrawkcab gnikaeps m'I !yaY

.nekops eb ton lliw ytitnedi yM

Edited by - ?????? ???? ??????? on 5/2/2004 2:27:04 PM

luigi~lover · « **Reply #69 on:** May 02, 2004, 04:13:24 PM »

*Wacks random people with a baseball bat*

Heeheehee......

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

Wheel_kirby · « **Reply #70 on:** May 02, 2004, 07:48:37 PM »

*Slaps people with an oversized tuna fillet ugly tin man.*

------------------------------
Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.

Markio · « **Reply #71 on:** May 02, 2004, 10:03:01 PM »

*LD gets hit by a trout.*

Is your refrigerator running? Then you better turn off the lights to save electricity!

Luigison · « **Reply #72 on:** May 02, 2004, 10:10:37 PM »

*Lets it go.*

This was an interesting experiment and fun while it lasted.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #73 on:** May 02, 2004, 11:52:29 PM »

i have a nokia 7700

(insert signature here)

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #74 on:** May 05, 2004, 12:11:11 PM »

heipä hei,minä olen armoton paskiainen maan uumenista mikä jauhaa kakkaa suussaan maailman tappiin asti.! translate in to english,i'll send you 2 bucks.

(insert signature here)

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #75 on:** May 05, 2004, 12:21:12 PM »

Organizations of fallen radios doom innocent bystanding donkeys to a life of sorrow and ritual, while quails sometimes light firecrackers in the dead of night to scare hungry children out of restful sitting.
Have a nice day!

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

TEM · « **Reply #76 on:** May 05, 2004, 01:58:08 PM »

Shiggety shiggety shwa.

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O

n/a · « **Reply #77 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:35:21 PM »

Don't pour salad dressing into the mouthwash.

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:03:25 PM »

Turn left for Drive-Thru Parking!

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.

luigi~lover · « **Reply #79 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:57:12 PM »

Normal people scare me....

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

n/a · « **Reply #80 on:** May 05, 2004, 06:43:42 PM »

BURN THE DOORKNOBS!!!

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #81 on:** May 05, 2004, 09:47:52 PM »

Then the next fib licked the strudel.

It''s hard to make up your mind when you donâ€™t have one.

Watoad · « **Reply #82 on:** May 05, 2004, 11:39:47 PM »

As of next Monday, I will be starting work each day at 7:30 a.m. (PST). After I'm completely trained to open the store, I will have it all to myself for a whole hour every day! Woohoo!! Ya know, I could use that time to, uh, heheh, post in here . . .

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Watoad · « **Reply #83 on:** May 06, 2004, 01:03:36 AM »

I paid $290.24 to have my car fixed today.

This is almost a double postâ€”except that there is no "Edited by -" line, and the time is way off. If you can believe it, I haven't double-posted yet.

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

n/a · « **Reply #84 on:** May 06, 2004, 06:09:53 PM »

My leading source of information is my watch.

We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #85 on:** May 06, 2004, 09:57:43 PM »

Go to www.holdthebutton.com.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Watoad · « **Reply #86 on:** May 07, 2004, 08:17:42 PM »

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #87 on:** June 02, 2004, 07:36:31 PM »

I luv my dog! And I'm getting a guinea pig for my birthday!

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''

Luigison · « **Reply #88 on:** June 02, 2004, 08:16:29 PM »

Purple, green, 124, up, down, to, from, fargo, wells, 183, 22, twins, 1up, lol, smb3, ...

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #89 on:** June 03, 2004, 10:05:21 AM »

When fish die, they trun purple and swim upside-down.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #90 on:** June 03, 2004, 12:08:55 PM »

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
by Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Watoad · « **Reply #91 on:** June 04, 2004, 09:54:25 AM »

Where am I? At work. And it's time to type some stuff. No goal in mind, and not editing is possible. Must just type as much as possible and hope to be able to post it before this PC goes bonkers on me. Yeah, so this post will probably have mistakes and stuff in it, which means that you get a chance to see what I really type/write like. Because I'm not going to read over this even once before I post it. And since is Microsoft IE into which I'm typing, and not my good ol' OmniWeb back at home, there's no spell check, so I'll have to catch everything myself as I go.

So, what's up? You're gonna answer, I know. There are two reasons why that I can think of. First is that no one ever answers that question -- (gotta love the two-hyphen-for-a-dash thing I'm reduced two on this machine -- ALT+0151 does NOT work -- I just tried it) and since I typed that end parenthasis I faxed 20 pages for this one nice lady who came in. So, basically, I've lost my train of thought. I think it's time for a new paragraph because I have no idea when the current one started, thanks to the small area of the message field into which I'm typing and my determination not to scroll up and read anything I've typed.

I think I was talking about "What's up?" Does that sound right? And I was saying that I didn't really mean it or something because no one ever does. It isn't really a question. It's just a weird salutation of sorts that we've ended up with in this language. And then there's the fact that one ever repies to anyone else's topic around here, so there's another reason why I'll never know what's up. Oh, and you mustn't forget that "What's up"? has nothing to do with what is actually "up" -- or any direction for that matter. I remember the days when "What's up?" was first coming into usage. I was in maybe 3rd grade or so. Whenever someone asked me that, I would answer them literally (saying "the sky" or "the ceiling" or something like that) because I didn't know that it meant something else. Heck, even now I still answer that question sometimes, with whatever answer, which is amazing because it isn't actually a question, as I think I explained.

Well, it's getting to be a little more busy here, and the manager'll be in soon, so perhaps I should stop now. Hope you enjoyed this. Or were able to kill some time with it, which was my whole reason for typing it. And it has been kinda fun, I've gotta say. Beats playing KoL . . . not. At least not always. Just a nice change of paste once in while. KoL is crazy, free fun. Why am I entertained by it? Who knows? Well, I have not the time to ponder on that, or so I have decided. Homestarrunner.com's appeal is more clear to me though.

Okay, bye-bye time. Bye. As in "Good Bye." Or should "Flugh" become the "What's up?" for saying bye?

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Insane Steve · « **Reply #92 on:** June 18, 2004, 09:57:13 PM »

SOME PEOPLE WERE PLAYING BLACKJACK ON #TMK AND I WAS DEALING AND MEOWRIK WON AND HE WANTED 10,000 SHROOM STEAKS SO:

[Note, I do not condone the style of this post under typical circumstance. These are not typical circumstances.]

~I.S.~

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #93 on:** June 19, 2004, 10:47:41 AM »

I like cookies... Well well well, you learn something new every day. When you're a baby, you learn who your family is. When you go to preschool, you start making friends your age for the first time. In kindergarden, you learn shapes and colors. In fourth grade, you start a writing portfolio (at least in KY). In middle school, you learn more complicated things like astrology. You even learn things when you're an adult! That's cool!<p>

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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 6/19/2004 9:49:02 AM

Darth Danno · « **Reply #94 on:** June 21, 2004, 06:52:21 AM »

"Revenge is a dish best served cold...it is very cold in space."

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #95 on:** June 21, 2004, 07:36:41 AM »

Listen to the mello yellow cello made out of jello named Sello bellow ,"Hello!"

Don''t you just hate puns? They''re not punny at all.