Author Topic: The Pointless Topic! (Read 2520023 times)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2820 on:** July 11, 2006, 05:26:35 AM »

I am on my school's debating team, and I get a shiny gold badge.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2821 on:** July 11, 2006, 07:32:30 AM »

I now present... RANDOM PICTURE!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2822 on:** July 11, 2006, 07:41:16 AM »

That's not Sailor Peach. It's Sailor Moon Peach.

I'm insane, and I get a nice white jacket.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2823 on:** July 11, 2006, 07:45:15 AM »

Sailor Peach is based off of Sailor Moon. Now we all know.

The weather here is like crap. Last time I checked, it was raining. *goes to check* Yep, it's still raining. Dangit!

I am practicing to be a telephone pole.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2824 on:** July 11, 2006, 07:48:38 AM »

So that's why the woodpeckers I saw yesterday were flying away! They were searching for you.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2825 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:06:44 AM »

Yes, because I'm too talented for my own good. *fends off attacking woodpeckers with a Bigg Stik*

Now, pointless quotes!

Ron: Spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I don't wanna tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.

French Knight: Go and boil your bottoms, utterly silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur king! You and all your silly English ka-niggits!

Me: *watching a thing about pirate weapons* My weapon of choice is the Bigg Stik. It's not very lethal, but it'll knock a person out for a while.

Scooter: Hello! And what's your name?
Fozzie: Mike Oznowicz.
Scooter: Oh, so you're the telephone Pole!

Fozzie: Question: what has a thousand legs but can't walk? 500 pairs of pants!

Sam: Will you knock it off?!!
Gonzo: Knock it off? *hits Sam with a mallet*

Pirate 1: Dead Tom's dead! *kisses Dead Tom* LONG JOHN SHOT HIM!!! *cries*
Pirate 2: But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.
Pirate 1: Oh. *drops Dead Tom*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2826 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:16:27 AM »

Let's see...uh....five can play that game!

Zorak: "Nothing for me, thanks, I'm on a see-food diet. When I see food, I hate Space Ghost!"

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #2827 on:** July 11, 2006, 03:33:36 PM »

Elizabeth: "There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing!"
Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by."

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2828 on:** July 11, 2006, 05:13:26 PM »

Miss Piggy: Here I am! Here I am! I'm packed! I'm packed!
Kermit: Yeah, so I see. What for.
Miss Piggy: You said I could come with you.
Kermit: Yeah, but to buy ice cream! Not to Hollywood!
Miss Piggy: WE'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD?!!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2829 on:** July 11, 2006, 07:19:50 PM »

"Wow! You must have ESPN or something!"

Some person on radio: "How should we program the new environment?"

This has become a quote topic, and there's already one for that!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2830 on:** July 12, 2006, 01:10:30 AM »

"Let's see...uh....five can play that game!"

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2831 on:** July 12, 2006, 07:14:55 AM »

Well, 5 out of 4 people don't know how to do fractions.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2832 on:** July 12, 2006, 10:23:51 AM »

Now, a little known classic of Arthur Conan Doyle entitled Sherlock Holmes and the case of the Dissappearing Clues.

(Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Watson, enter a nice mansion and start talking to the maid.)
Holmes: Sherlock Holmes here. *points to Watson* Watson there.
Maid: Oh, I'm so glad you got here! It's murder, Mister Holmes! Murder!
Holmes: Don't worry, miss. We'll solve this case. Right, Watson?
Watson: Of course! We can solve any crime by simple process of deduction!
Maid: Yes sir, but the body of Lord Bottomly lies over there!
(The maid points in the direction of a fiendish-looking monster, who is presumably dead.)
Holmes: Good greif! *covers Watson's eyes* Don't look, Watson, it's much to horrible. What matter of fiend could have done this?!!
Monster: *awakens* Actually, I'm Felding, the butler. Lord Bottomly lies over there!
(Felding points to a dead man with a hole in his back.)
Watson: *examines the hole* He's been shot, Holmes!
Holmes: Yes, he has. Give me a minute. *takes a moment to think* ... Of course! I arrest Felding the butler for the murder of Lord Bottomly!
Watson: Amazing!
Felding: Preposterous!
Holmes: Elementary, Watson. Observe, the butler's fingerprints are on this glass...
Felding: *eats glass*
Holmes: ...a photograph of the butler committing the murder...
Felding: *eats the picture*
Holmes: ...the weapon in question, registered in the butler's name...
Felding: *eats gun*
Holmes: ...and, finally, an eyewitness, the maid, who will seal his doom.
Felding: 'Scuse me, miss. *eats maid*
Maid: Ahh!
Watson: *is scared*
Holmes: Evidence has brought us to the only possible conclusion, and that is that the butler did it.
Watson: B-but Holmes, there is no evidence, so you're logic is wrong!
Holmes: Logic is never wrong, Watson. If there is no evidence that the butler did it, and I certainly didn't do it, then the only possible conclusion...
Watson: Yes, yes...
Holmes: ...is that you're the murderer.
Felding: *eats Watson*
Holmes: ... Now, the only possible conclusion is that, with no evidence and no killer, there was no murder.
Lord Bottomly: *sneezes*
Holmes: Gesuntheit.

The Chef · « **Reply #2833 on:** July 12, 2006, 10:39:44 AM »

I'd just like to say that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to... *gunned down*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2834 on:** July 12, 2006, 10:41:28 AM »

"Call that guitar guy from Saturday Night Live and ask him, "What's so darn funny?" - Quote from www.snard.com .