Uh oh, bobby has come for his revenge! This time, he and his army of walking kithen utensils and emoticons have taken over my labor day party! We must go to arms and stop him once and for all >:0! He's using his 1337 powers to turn Labor day into "Do alot of work" day! That means we'll have to do two times the labor on the day we were supposed to do none! We have to battle him in order to reclaim back our holiday of lounging around, contributing absoulutely nothing to the commuinity!
*Punches a couple of Bobby's sporks.*