Bad news, Guys!
I was at Deezer’s Pizza. I was ordering a slice of Deezer’s terrible pizza, a deep-fried dog and a bottle of water. Yeah, I know it tastes bad and it’s even worse for your health, but the idea of becoming a moderator without proving yourself worthy of being one is so tempting! Anyway, when I received my pizza slice, I sat down at one of Deezer’s broken chairs to eat it. I opened my mouth to take a bite, when suddenly-
CRASH!
Someone had broken through the window. I turned around to see who it was. He wore a brown cape that covered his whole body, so I couldn’t identify who it was. All of a sudden, four other people broke through the windows. They were covered head to toe shiny, silver armor, and were armed with machine guns, all of which were pointed at me. “Don’t move a muscle, punk!” one of the men with machine guns said.
“I didn’t plan to.” I said, aware of their weapons.
I looked at the man wearing the cloak. He grabbed his cape and threw it of his body. I figured he was the health inspector and was here with his minions to take Deezer away for achieving every single health risk imaginable. I was certainly right about the minions part, but nothing could ever prepare me for who was really behind the cape.
“Hello, Robert.” The figure said.
“Hello, Bobby” I said.
Yep. That’s right. My evil, mostly robotic brother has returned. Incase you were wondering what Bobby looks like, which you probably were, the majority of Bobby’s body is mechanical. There is a small portion of flesh on his face, though. Some of Bobby’s exterior armor has rusted or chipped away during previous bouts, revealing his robotic skeleton.
“What are you doing here?” I asked.
Bobby replied, “Initiating my latest evil plan, what else? This pizzeria will be my new hide out, and Deezer is my hostage.”
“How can a small pizzeria your hide out?” I cried.
Bobby pulled out his cell phone and pressed the number 9. Suddenly, the ground began to shake with fury. I felt as though the pizzeria was rising from the ground into the heavens. I ran to the broken window to look out to see what happened. Indeed, Deezer’s pizza was rising from the ground. Why? I didn’t know. Bobby walked up to me from behind. He grabbed my shirt and lifted me into the air. “I’m sorry, but my plan has no need of you.”
I tried activating my Uber powers, but for some strange reason, they didn’t activate. “Nice try,” said Bobby, “but I’ve placed a force field around my hide out preventing anyone from using their uber powers. Unfortunately, that includes me. Now if you don’t mind, I think you’ll be leaving now.”
With those words, Bobby threw me out the broken window, leaving me to fall to death from a forty story structure. Wait, did I just say forty stories? Luckily, I landed on a conveniently placed pillow. Amazingly, the pillow broke my fall. When I landed, I stood up and looked toward the sky.
The pizzeria was now on top of a forty story castle. Apparently, Bobby’s castle had been buried under Deezer’s pizza, and had just now risen out of the ground. How did it get there, you ask? Bloody heck if I know.
I don’t know what Bobby’s evil scheme is, but I think it might have to do with Deezer. I don’t know. I will do my best to find out what Bobby’s plan is. Until then, please don’t enter or even go near Bobby’s castle of doom, okay? His minions and traps will cream you for sure. I’ll make a strategy to fight Bobby once I discover what his plan is. (You’re probably wondering what’s with all this uber power crap. I’ll explain everything when-and if-we beat Bobby.)
