Aha!
I traveled to Bobby’s bachelor apartment to find Bobby’s plan in written form, or at least clues to what his plan might be. I traveled by plane to Bobby’s bachelor apartment somewhere in Winnipeg (we’re both Canadians). His apartment looks innocent enough when you get inside. It’s messy, dirty and filled with old taped episodes of The A Team just lying out in the open. However, I’ve fought before, sometimes in his apartment. I knew that by pulling a certain book out his of bookcase in the living room, the bookcase would automatically push itself aside revealing Bobby’s secret. I walked into the living room, pulled out Little Women from the bookcase, and what do ya know? The secret passageway to Bobby’s secret laboratory opens up.
As I walked into the laboratory, I saw all sorts of papers, desks, computers, finished and un-finished inventions, such as ray-guns, mini tanks with their own artificial intelligence to fight someone and even walking Chainsaws! Trying not to be distracted with the sheer amount of gizmos and gadgets, I searched through the piles & piles of papers looking for what might be Bobby’s evil plan on paper. Eventually, I found a quaint desk with a single paper on it. It was beside Bobby’s Printer/Scanner/Copier combo. Apparently, the paper was addressed to Bobby’s henchmen (IE, the beginning of the paper read, “Dear faithful Employee,”), and I was reading the master copy. The paper talked about how there was a terminal inside Deezer’s Pizza that, when the proper keycard was swiped into it, opened a portal into the FF code. The paper said that Deezer had one of the two keycards that can be swiped into the terminal, the other one belonging to Megabyte. Remember that castle I said rose out of the ground? That castle was already there underground before Deezer’s Pizza, with employees already working underground, and it was a sly real estate working for Bobby that convinced Deezer to build his Pizzeria on top of Bobby’s underground castle. The plan was to elevate the castle so that Deezer’s Pizza would be on the top of the castle, kidnap Deezer, make him fork over the keycard, and use it to place a bomb in the FF code!.
If we don’t stop Bobby before he gets that keycard, the entire FF will be in danger! Oh yeah, and Deezer, too. I have a plan to invade Bobby’s castle, but it will require assistance. Who’s with me?
